Posted: 18 Mar 2004, 15:48
PM me, and 604 marshmallows are on their way to you.mayhem wrote:In another life I could've been Toxteth O'Grady.
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Posted: 18 Mar 2004, 19:21
Posted: 18 Mar 2004, 19:23
I'm sorry, everybody. I'm sorry, Bambi. I'm just remembering, like, that bit when you got lost in the snow, and the rabbit found you, it was so beautiful...
Yeah, I liked the bit where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face.
That wasn't in "Bambi", Vyvyan!
It was in the sequel, Neil. "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Bonkers with This Drill and Sex".
Yeah, I liked the bit where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face.
That wasn't in "Bambi", Vyvyan!
It was in the sequel, Neil. "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Bonkers with This Drill and Sex".
Posted: 18 Mar 2004, 19:51
You utter, utter, utter bastard Gripper!Gripper wrote:"Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Bonkers with This Drill and Sex".
Beat me to it
Posted: 18 Mar 2004, 19:56
Sorry mate. To cheer you up, here's another one from the same ep. for free:Red Sunsets wrote:You utter, utter, utter bastard Gripper!Gripper wrote:"Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Bonkers with This Drill and Sex".
Beat me to it
This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence....................Oh, la-di-da! Look what I found in my laundry bag. All of Felicity Kendall's underwear, that needs a good wash.
Posted: 18 Mar 2004, 19:56
*goes all wobbly and thinks of the "Anything" video*Sexygoth wrote:Nasty is indeed the best one, and Dave Vanian looks mighty fine in it.....
Cliff, Cliff, Cliff
sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if
you really are a cliff
when fascists keep trying to push you over it
are they the lemmings?
or are you cliff?
OR ARE YOU CLIFF?
I am word perfick!!!
Posted: 18 Mar 2004, 20:10
Peoples' Poet!
You wide eyed big bottomed anarchist BOF.
You wide eyed big bottomed anarchist BOF.
Posted: 18 Mar 2004, 20:23
Big bottomed???? Not me!Red Sunsets wrote:Peoples' Poet!
You wide eyed big bottomed anarchist BOF.
"How did you get here?"
"I came in my car"
"Amazing"
"Pollution
all around
sometimes up, sometimes down
but always
aroundPollution are you coming to my town?
or am I coming to yours?
Hah, we're on different buses, Pollution
but we're both using petrol....
...bombs
Posted: 18 Mar 2004, 20:25
I'm gonna win a Ford Tip-Ex any minute.......
Posted: 18 Mar 2004, 20:33
Cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes.
Posted: 19 Mar 2004, 00:30
NEIL: Anyway, listen, guys...
VYVYAN: No, no, Neil, you listen! I've been waiting here half an hour, half a bloody hour, Neil, being hungry, waiting for my tea, and listening to that [points to Rick] bogey-bum!
NEIL: Oh, that's my fault, is it? Oh yeah, it's always my fault. Why don't you cook your own tea, Vyvyan?
VYVYAN: Because I do not cook the tea, Neil, you do!
(Neil, defeated, begins cooking the meal]
That's what we agreed when we first came. You do the cooking, I look after the plants and goldfish.
NEIL: Yeah, and what did you make me cook on that first day?
VYVYAN: Eh...Sausages. It was a Tuesday.
NEIL: Yeah, sausages, and...
VYVYAN: Sausages and plants and goldfish. Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, now you discharge yours.
VYVYAN: No, no, Neil, you listen! I've been waiting here half an hour, half a bloody hour, Neil, being hungry, waiting for my tea, and listening to that [points to Rick] bogey-bum!
NEIL: Oh, that's my fault, is it? Oh yeah, it's always my fault. Why don't you cook your own tea, Vyvyan?
VYVYAN: Because I do not cook the tea, Neil, you do!
(Neil, defeated, begins cooking the meal]
That's what we agreed when we first came. You do the cooking, I look after the plants and goldfish.
NEIL: Yeah, and what did you make me cook on that first day?
VYVYAN: Eh...Sausages. It was a Tuesday.
NEIL: Yeah, sausages, and...
VYVYAN: Sausages and plants and goldfish. Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, now you discharge yours.
Posted: 19 Mar 2004, 00:48
Andrea?
Posted: 19 Mar 2004, 09:43
That sound like a cue for a really sick joke
Shut up or i'll kill you..........
Shut up or i'll kill you..........
Posted: 19 Mar 2004, 10:04
Rik "Pathetic! You'll never win Vyvyan!"Red Sunsets wrote:Cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes.
Vyv "Why not?"
Rik "It's only nine words"
Posted: 19 Mar 2004, 10:14
Typical! A Young Ones thread just as I'm buggering off to Southampton till monday!!!
Posted: 19 Mar 2004, 10:20
I'm sure it'll still be here when you get back!
Posted: 19 Mar 2004, 10:23
Hope so!Sexygoth wrote:I'm sure it'll still be here when you get back!
Posted: 19 Mar 2004, 10:28
Does anyone remember 'living doll'? The B side is funny as fook.......
MIKE; Vyvian, why did you just throw the band out of the window?
VIV; Oh sorry Mike, I was forgetting myself.....
NEIL; Oh wow! Yeah I do that all the time, like sometimes I wake up in the morning and think like, what's that inside my trousers. But then like about half an hr later, I remember it's me......Neil
WHACK
MIKE, Now that's a very interesting sound effect Vyv, go on, do it again...
VYVIAN, well I would Michael, but unfortunatly Neil's only got one head.
RIK, goog morning everybody, lets make rock and roll history
VYVIAN, Oh no! He's found us
RIK, Hey great gag, telling me the recording studio was in Wales haha......
and so on..................
MIKE; Vyvian, why did you just throw the band out of the window?
VIV; Oh sorry Mike, I was forgetting myself.....
NEIL; Oh wow! Yeah I do that all the time, like sometimes I wake up in the morning and think like, what's that inside my trousers. But then like about half an hr later, I remember it's me......Neil
WHACK
MIKE, Now that's a very interesting sound effect Vyv, go on, do it again...
VYVIAN, well I would Michael, but unfortunatly Neil's only got one head.
RIK, goog morning everybody, lets make rock and roll history
VYVIAN, Oh no! He's found us
RIK, Hey great gag, telling me the recording studio was in Wales haha......
and so on..................
Posted: 03 Apr 2004, 04:22
Shark warnings! 
Posted: 09 May 2004, 18:41
boys and girls come out to play on the busy motorway 
Posted: 09 May 2004, 20:02
You've just won a new Ford Tippex!
Posted: 09 May 2004, 20:28
VYVYAN: One of the great things about summer is tea on the lawn. Unless you're an ant, in which case, it's a real bottomer.
NEIL: No, Vvyyan, it's a bummer. Summer is a bummer.
RICK: Oh, God, Neil, you're such a killjoy, aren't you? Hey, everyone, I'll bet I know what Neil writes in public lavatories.
[scribbles in the air] Look out, Killjoy was here!
NEIL: Yeah, yeah, that's a really good idea. Let's all bring Neil down. That'd relieve the boredom.
VYVYAN: [stands] OK. Shut up Neil, you ugly poo-faced git! [turns] Your turn, Michael.
MIKE: Oh, thanks, Vyv. Alright, what's ugly, smelly, boring, and is standing in front of me called Neil?
NEIL: Me.
MIKE: Perfectly correct.
NEIL: You all really hate me, don't you?
VYVYAN & MIKE: [together] Yes.
RICK: [nods] Yes we do, Neil. That is, when we can remember who you are. Ummmmm.....thig-a-ma-jig!
[laughs at his own joke]
[Neil grimaces in a rage and turns into the Incredible Hulk. His shirt rips off, his pants tear to shreds. Neil pushes Vyvyan out of the way, tosses Rick aside, picks Mike up and bodyslams him, all in slow motion. Suddenly, Neil is himself again, only with no shirt and ripped pants.]
VYVYAN: What's happened to all your clothes, Neil?
NEIL: [snapping out of it] I think I'd better just go upstairs and lie down for a bit, actually.
[leaves]
RICK: God, I hate him. He's a bore, he's a drip, he's a sneak. And he's a bloody eavesdropper.
NEIL: [leaning out of the previously broken window] I heard that, Rick.
NEIL: No, Vvyyan, it's a bummer. Summer is a bummer.
RICK: Oh, God, Neil, you're such a killjoy, aren't you? Hey, everyone, I'll bet I know what Neil writes in public lavatories.
[scribbles in the air] Look out, Killjoy was here!
NEIL: Yeah, yeah, that's a really good idea. Let's all bring Neil down. That'd relieve the boredom.
VYVYAN: [stands] OK. Shut up Neil, you ugly poo-faced git! [turns] Your turn, Michael.
MIKE: Oh, thanks, Vyv. Alright, what's ugly, smelly, boring, and is standing in front of me called Neil?
NEIL: Me.
MIKE: Perfectly correct.
NEIL: You all really hate me, don't you?
VYVYAN & MIKE: [together] Yes.
RICK: [nods] Yes we do, Neil. That is, when we can remember who you are. Ummmmm.....thig-a-ma-jig!
[laughs at his own joke]
[Neil grimaces in a rage and turns into the Incredible Hulk. His shirt rips off, his pants tear to shreds. Neil pushes Vyvyan out of the way, tosses Rick aside, picks Mike up and bodyslams him, all in slow motion. Suddenly, Neil is himself again, only with no shirt and ripped pants.]
VYVYAN: What's happened to all your clothes, Neil?
NEIL: [snapping out of it] I think I'd better just go upstairs and lie down for a bit, actually.
[leaves]
RICK: God, I hate him. He's a bore, he's a drip, he's a sneak. And he's a bloody eavesdropper.
NEIL: [leaning out of the previously broken window] I heard that, Rick.
Posted: 09 May 2004, 20:32
VYVYAN: Well, what about Babycham? One glass of that and I'm anybodys!
RICK: Then it's a bit of a pity that absolutely nobody wants you then, isn't it?!
VYVYAN: Shut up, or I'll tell everyone in this room that you've got an iron-on cartoon worm on the front of your Y-fronts that says "Girl Bait."
RICK: [uncomfortable] Oh, so you've been going through my Y-fronts, have you, Vyvyan?! I suppose you fancy me, is that it?!
VYVYAN: [pause, acting] Yes! As a matter of fact, I do, Rick! I really really fancy you. And I want to give you a big girlie kiss on the bottom!
RICK: Uh, Mike, Vyvyan's gone all funny! He said he wants to kiss my bottom!
VYVYAN: Did I say kiss you on the bottom? Oh, beg your pardon. I meant to say, stick a pick axe through your spinal column!
RICK: Then it's a bit of a pity that absolutely nobody wants you then, isn't it?!
VYVYAN: Shut up, or I'll tell everyone in this room that you've got an iron-on cartoon worm on the front of your Y-fronts that says "Girl Bait."
RICK: [uncomfortable] Oh, so you've been going through my Y-fronts, have you, Vyvyan?! I suppose you fancy me, is that it?!
VYVYAN: [pause, acting] Yes! As a matter of fact, I do, Rick! I really really fancy you. And I want to give you a big girlie kiss on the bottom!
RICK: Uh, Mike, Vyvyan's gone all funny! He said he wants to kiss my bottom!
VYVYAN: Did I say kiss you on the bottom? Oh, beg your pardon. I meant to say, stick a pick axe through your spinal column!
Posted: 09 May 2004, 20:37
Posted: 09 May 2004, 21:57
Been at mf's Clicky again Big Yin?