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Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:09
by markfiend
ryan_w_0000 wrote:its good...but its not 'polish hardcore' good
There's a few bars in Leeds do a drink called "Polish Martini" which is made with Polish bisongrass vodka (I think
)
Anyway, is it just me or does anyone else read it as "Polish (as in furniture polish) Martini" rather than "Polish (as in from Poland) Martini"?
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:10
by ryan
christophe wrote:You probably recognise me when you read what I'm trying to write.
<------And my pretty picture.
..... No comment.
whens your new CD out?
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:10
by paint it black
what make was it?
a Dio Vascular by chance
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:14
by ryan
paint it black wrote:
what make was it?
a Dio Vascular by chance
no, it was a dart..no wait.."not the dart (he thinks its the dart!)"
ha..i wish that yellow pages add was still on
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:17
by christophe
ryan_w_0000 wrote:
whens your new CD out?
I’m hoping some time after the next sisters album...
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:17
by Loki
Werther's Originals you nonce.
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:19
by markfiend
Phil Collins: "We're talking nonce-sense"
Brass Eye
That was a bit too on-topic sorry.
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:20
by ryan
if it was on topic then why did i post this?
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:23
by ryan
"Waiting for another war and Waiting for my valentine"
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:25
by paint it black
markfiend wrote:Phil Collins: "We're talking nonce-sense"
Brass Eye
That was a bit too on-topic sorry.
loved the single ~ shut up, just shut up ...
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:26
by markfiend
Someone I knew once got a Valentine's day card with the lyrics to "Valentine" written in it. She didn't seem to understand that that was actually quite a nasty thing to send her...
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:27
by markfiend
paint it black wrote:markfiend wrote:Phil Collins: "We're talking nonce-sense"
Brass Eye
That was a bit too on-topic sorry.
loved the single ~ shut up, just shut up ...
I like your style. Added surreality bonus.
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:27
by ryan
markfiend wrote:Someone I knew once got a Valentine's day card with the lyrics to "Valentine" written in it. She didn't seem to understand that that was actually quite a nasty thing to send her...
did she return the gesture? and write phil collins lyrics in his card?
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:30
by markfiend
ryan_w_0000 wrote:did she return the gesture? and write phil collins lyrics in his card?
Well no...
markfiend wrote:She didn't seem to understand that that was actually quite a nasty thing to send her...
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:31
by christophe
markfiend wrote:Someone I knew once got a Valentine's day card with the lyrics to "Valentine" written in it. She didn't seem to understand that that was actually quite a nasty thing to send her...
I once send "When You don't see" me to my Girlfriend..
beleave me, ist a mistake I'll never make again.
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:32
by ryan
markfiend wrote:ryan_w_0000 wrote:did she return the gesture? and write phil collins lyrics in his card?
Well no...
markfiend wrote:She didn't seem to understand that that was actually quite a nasty thing to send her...
well then clearly the story has no plot!
anyway...back to the ranch
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:37
by christophe
ryan_w_0000 wrote:
well then clearly the story has no plot!
maiby thats why its posted here
but there is no crime done...
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:39
by markfiend
ryan_w_0000 wrote:well then clearly the story has no plot!
Or even the ZX81 BASIC command UNPLOT.
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:39
by paint it black
ryan_w_0000 wrote:markfiend wrote:ryan_w_0000 wrote:did she return the gesture? and write phil collins lyrics in his card?
Well no...
markfiend wrote:She didn't seem to understand that that was actually quite a nasty thing to send her...
well then clearly the story has no plot!
anyway...back to the ranch
move along, move along. more tea
ah alice, don't you just love it
don't call me alice
don't call me baby
turpentine
you don't hear of people swimming in there nowadays
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:43
by ryan
who the f**k is alice?
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 16:43
by markfiend
Alice? Alice? Who the f**k is Alice?
*Edit to add: Bum. Beaten to it by ryan
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 17:03
by Black Planet
ALICE'S HOUSE
in the house where alice lives
alice's
it's a mess of souveniers
there to remind
telling the time
in the garden where you go
flowers die
people say it's cold out there
you disagree
she's telling me
come and spend the day at alice's house
have some time away at alice's house
write a note saying please don't go
please don't go
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 18:44
by paint it black
Black Planet wrote:ALICE'S HOUSE
in the house where alice lives
alice's
it's a mess of souveniers
there to remind
telling the time
in the garden where you go
flowers die
people say it's cold out there
you disagree
she's telling me
come and spend the day at alice's house
have some time away at alice's house
write a note saying please don't go
please don't go
have you ever met a dumb waiter . i have, so f*cking stupid you wouldn't believe it
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 19:27
by christophe
I have met a dumb waitress at my local bar some weeks ago but she was fired after only a few days. (She forgot to ask for money…..
)
But she looks damn good so I hope to see her again!!!
Posted: 13 Apr 2004, 20:05
by Sunsonic
"Wait a mo dear, the elatics gone!"
