Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 10:00
errrgh, trekkies 
It's that time of year isn't it. The sap is rising...Dave Whelan wrote:It has to be said, there's a lot of unstoppable rampant horniness kicking around on this board these days.
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Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 10:10
Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 10:24
goodness me i've been like this since October..
Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 10:29
Shouldn't you be having this conversation with Mr Strange?
Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 10:34
I'm not a trekkie, Jeez, the joke's not that geeky.hallucienate wrote:errrgh, trekkies
Is it? *worried*
Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 10:39
You assume I haven't?Johnny Boy wrote:Shouldn't you be having this conversation with Mr Strange?
Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 10:47
Soory. Forgot. Hunstanton. Sand dunes.emilystrange wrote:You assume I haven't?Johnny Boy wrote:Shouldn't you be having this conversation with Mr Strange?
Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 11:02
Did you aquire this image from getty by any chance? Just a guessemilystrange wrote:Is this better?
sorry about the nasty words on it
Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 11:03
Blooming eck Gripper, you been taking brave pills?Gripper wrote:Where shall we start?
Face too lumpy
Eyes too small
Nose too big
Teeth too grey
Mouth too small
Hair too stupid
Gaze says, "Thanks for the jumper, Grandma."
I bet he could just about get a job in McDonalds if he learned how to stop saliva running out of his mouth.
Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 11:25
it was some else that passed it to me, miss goth.. i'm very glad they did.
Gripper knows whats in store for him. i will be seeing him in a few weeks time. can you suggest a suitable punishment?
Gripper knows whats in store for him. i will be seeing him in a few weeks time. can you suggest a suitable punishment?
Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 11:29
hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm. Let me think about that one! In fact I will ask the girl at work who put cling film on her ex boyfriends dinner, microwaved it, mixed it in a gave it to him as she thought he was cheating on her 
I will get back to you on that!!
p.s He WAS cheating on her so it was well deserved
I will get back to you on that!!
p.s He WAS cheating on her so it was well deserved
Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 11:35
ooooh. good one.
i still need to get him back for the wet teatowel whipping at new year.
i still need to get him back for the wet teatowel whipping at new year.
Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 11:44
That reminds me of the time Mrs T had fallen out with her ex-husband and 'made up' by cooking him a steak dinner - horse steak. And she wonders why I like to see everything before, during and after she cooks it.Sexygoth wrote:put cling film on her ex boyfriends dinner, microwaved it, mixed it in a gave it to him
Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 11:54
I gave my ex a bag of biscuits once, watched him eat the whole bag and then told him that they were dog biscuits!!!!! Not as good as my mate from work but I was proud of myself!!!!!!
Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 22:49
She is the only woman I want to f**k...ok, when I was 15, I wanted to do Siouxsie Sioux.snubnoseuk wrote:cyn wrote:snubnoseuk wrote:He has a woman's pout my lord!
mmmm I love your pic.
Posted: 15 Apr 2004, 23:40
Not "Trekkies" - Their "Whovians"hallucienate wrote:errrgh, trekkies
Posted: 16 Apr 2004, 00:44
If i WAS going to be jelous of anyone it would only be one person...and it wouldn't be THAT ugly kent.emilystrange wrote:Gripper, I accuse you of being jealous... hee
Posted: 16 Apr 2004, 08:45
ugly????????????????????? are you blind?
my god, i fail to see how anyone, male or female, could resist that pout.. ...........
mmmmmmmmm
its a bit early for this. shut up emily.
my god, i fail to see how anyone, male or female, could resist that pout.. ...........
mmmmmmmmm
its a bit early for this. shut up emily.
Posted: 16 Apr 2004, 23:12
... mixed what in?