You Can Stick Your Summer Festivals Up Your Arse

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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markfiend wrote:
hallucienate wrote:That's alright, you can make up for it by paying for my air ticket(s)
:eek: Can't afford them! Nice try...
rats :!: foiled again! :roll: :wink:
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markfiend wrote:D'you think "mrs fiend didn't want to go" will be a good enough excuse?
Ah! The old get out of jail free card. That one's always greeted with understanding looks and nods of sympathy.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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Thrash Harry wrote:
markfiend wrote:D'you think "mrs fiend didn't want to go" will be a good enough excuse?
Ah! The old get out of jail free card. That one's always greeted with understanding looks and nods of sympathy.
;D Like I said, I will attempt to persuade her...
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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hallucienate wrote:I hear the bunny rabbit is very good.
Being Boiled. Sorry, wrong thread.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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*ahem* i tend to go without him if that happens.
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markfiend wrote:Like I said, I will attempt to persuade her...
Worried about meeting us sad psyco internet stalkers is she? Mrs T had the same concerns. Then she spoke to Paddy and decided we're probably almost normal after all.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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Well, Mrs M has met QB now, who seemed to provide a similar level of reassurance ;)
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she met me as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that not reassuring, mr harry???
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emilystrange wrote:*ahem* i tend to go without him if that happens.
As does Mrs T. But that's because she has an elightened husband who knows the alternative is putting up with her sulking for a week and having to make his own tea.
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mine does that anyway. and irons.

thats not enlightened, thrash, that's cautious. and prudent.
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emilystrange wrote:she met me as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that not reassuring, mr harry???
For her, no doubt. But I think it was you who set her off on the Vodka and Red Bull, so I wasn't best pleased. :eek:
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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wasnt me guv. snakebite black and pernod, i showed her. she didnt like mine.
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Yes, but she generally sticks to just lager. You obviously put spirit thoughts in her head.
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i'm not sorry, though...
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emilystrange wrote:mine does that anyway. and irons.
I don't know. DIY, cooking, ironing. Next you'll be telling us he's got a nine inch tongue and can breathe through his ears.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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i refuse to answer that.
but it made me smile.......
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I think I'd better stop there before I get into trouble again.
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I'm going to miss this show by five lousy days. Thanks a lot, Paddy. You did this on purpose. :cry:
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he des, doesnt he? and then gets in a strop cos i go to belgium and germany to see the darkness.
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CorpPunk wrote:I'm going to miss this show by five lousy days. Thanks a lot, Paddy. You did this on purpose. :cry:

No way !!!!

That really sucks as like some people you have a good excuse to not travel!!!!

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Padstar wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:I'm going to miss this show by five lousy days. Thanks a lot, Paddy. You did this on purpose. :cry:

No way !!!!

That really sucks as like some people you have a good excuse to not travel!!!!

Paddy.
That's okay. I'll be sure to mark the date anyway, so I can spend it listening to L.L. Cool J and trying not to cry.
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