Heartland

Um?, Maybe I should of added "I speak for myself" on the fat comment, Not wishing to offend, Yes we are everywhere, both my brothers, two other members of a dodgy band Im in, even my two cats. Hang on theres a pattern here. Weird question time; Do you know Vons birthplace/ time, BP ? I could work out his chart ( As I know he has so much faith in that sort of thing)

Well it wiles away the night shift, might even predict a new album

EraserHead wrote:Um?, Maybe I should of added "I speak for myself" on the fat comment, Not wishing to offend, Yes we are everywhere, both my brothers, two other members of a dodgy band Im in, even my two cats. Hang on theres a pattern here. Weird question time; Do you know Vons birthplace/ time, BP ? I could work out his chart ( As I know he has so much faith in that sort of thing)

Well it wiles away the night shift, might even predict a new album

NO I don't know his particulars.

But I know enough. He's just like me. stubborn bitch to deal with...unless of course your JB, Pib, ATG, BB, or Burn....cough or QB..or or or or or....anyone else. In real life I am the most sane and grounded person you'd ever meet. I have to be. I have the well being of my employees in my hands. And I want them to be happy and enjoy their jobs. No kidding at all. They come first to me. they always will.

BP

EraserHead wrote:Why aren't you fat like the rest of us Taurus people?

He's been on slimming tablets for years.

Sexygoth wrote:

vicus wrote:

That's ****

hm?

should be honoured. I've made a rare weekend visit to myheartland especially for his birthday

Happy birthday Andrew you grumpy old sod.

Do you really believe he’s reading this?
Are you reading this, dear? Well no matter if you are or not, and regardless of whether you release that record or not, I wish you many years of good health and contentment with whatever comes your way.

vicus wrote:

Sexygoth wrote:

vicus wrote:

That's ****

hm?

c r a p

_emma_ wrote:Do you really believe he’s reading this?

knowing how up himself he is, im pretty sure he's reading it. I mean, he has nothing better to do...

Sexygoth wrote:

vicus wrote:

Sexygoth wrote: That's ****

hm?

c r a p

Oh yes, of course - just like the new album

Happy birthday, you bloody minded git!

I wonder how it feels to be forty-five and totally UNEMPLOYABLE?

Can see that job interview now that the gigs have dried up.

Fat Corporate Bastard: So, Mr Taylor, do you have any specialist skills?

Andrew: Well, I made some damn fine records back in the '80s and took
a lot of drugs. Oh, and I also played the drums very badly.

FCB: Hmm. Anything more recent?

AWHT: Er...I messed around with computers a bit. Drank a lot of vodka, took a lot more drugs, verbally
and physically assaulted some people, though I hasten to add that I was
never charged, and I sang a bit on stage. I'm quite good at shafting
promoter's, too.

FCB: I see. To be honest I don't think you would fit in here.

AWHT: But I am the finest rock lyricist of my generation! And I have two
dozen cats to support! There must be something I can do?

FCB: 'Fraid not. You can tell Mr McCoy to come in on your way out.



Proof, if it were needed, that love and hate are different side of the same
coin. And that it is better for our heroes to die before they disappoint us.

I can forgive many things, but not the wanton squandering of talent.
Never that.

Erudite wrote: snip

harsh

but fair

Erudite wrote:Happy birthday, you bloody minded git!

Proof, if it were needed, that love and hate are different side of the same
coin. And that it is better for our heroes to die before they disappoint us.

I can forgive many things, but not the wanton squandering of talent.
Never that.

It's his life to live and if he wants to waste his talents that's his right. Its one of the reasons i admire and respect him so much. He marches to his own drum...not anyone elses in the face of harsh criticism such as yours.

Emma, I do hope he reads this. It's why I started this topic. I wanted to wish him a Happy Birthday. And now it's 15 May, Happy Birthday Andrew.

Happy birthday!

HB Von!

My Mum will be 83 next Saturday

Red Sunsets wrote:My Mum will be 83 next Saturday

Bet she gets her next album out before Von does.

LMFFAO! Nice one Gripper!

Bad boyz..get spanked. You know who you are.. and I know you will enjoy your spanking.

Andrew..I hope your day was all you wanted.
I love you. BP

and http://www.pretenders.org/lybad.htm

I know it was yesterday, and I'm late with it but hey... sooo
Happy birthday you, yes, you

anyway, erm...yep, that's it for now.

Oops Forgive me for being late but I had surgey on the 12th and this is my first time I was able to hobble to the puter....


Feliz Cupleanos Andres

I think it's only right to wish him a happy birthday late...!

He has given me a lot of happiness over the years, if he would like to give me some more that would be nice, but even if not I've more than had my money's worth and I will always have a place in my (otherwise stony)heart for him.

So I hope the old so and so had a nice day and wish him everything good.

I'm not usually so soppy but once in a while won't hurt I guess.

Happy Birthday to RS's mum!!

You've made her day SG