Heartland

pansie ars*d bollock breath rusty ar*e p*ss

Sexygoth wrote:you set of beef curtains

She's at it again. Hurray.

Currently?

Chickenlicker.

Black Planet wrote:I've missed you and Harry going at it.

I don't smoke so I don't drink so I don't stay awake shouting.

Thrash Harry wrote:

Black Planet wrote:I've missed you and Harry going at it.

I don't smoke so I don't drink so I don't stay awake shouting.

ppppppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

And I'm really intelligent and I can spell right good and speak proper like

Carpet Muncher

"butt head"

plain and simple, must be said in a "back to the future / biff whatsisface" voice.

Fannybaws!

(Glesga does it best! )

Shuttit Ya Fud!

Red Sunsets wrote:Shuttit Ya Fud!

Get tae ya choob!

Awa 'n boil ya heid, ya bam!

Si, James, you guys left your dentures at home again....

Yew kin Shuttit n'aw Ya Baw Sac!

In the vernacular - Awa' an' lie in yer ain p*ss!

When dealing with neds - Were you born ignorant or is it something you've had to work hard at to achieve?

or

I see we're playing in the shallows of the gene pool again.

Though, to be honest, I usually find a simple and succinct "C*nt!" to be both satisfying and multipurpose.

A guy in a wheelchair, sat outside a pub in Birmingham, wearing glasses, grinning and shouting "Oi! Four eyes!" as I walked past.

i just have to stick with 'why don't you go outside and play hide and go f*ck yourself?'

you sucka my lozenge money funster

pig f_ucking refugee

meat grinder

lonely lighthouse keeper

Quiff Boy wrote:"butt head"

plain and simple, must be said in a "back to the future / biff whatsisface" voice.

Biff Tannon wasn't it?

Ed Rhombus wrote:

Quiff Boy wrote:"butt head"

plain and simple, must be said in a "back to the future / biff whatsisface" voice.

Biff Tannon wasn't it?

eggsakerly.

Hey McQuiff, your show lace is untied

tubby little t*t witch

(not you Ed......you're just a top boll*ck ache)

kit-kat shuffler

ar$e bandit

Sausage Jockey!!

Bingo wings