Happy Birthday Black Dahlia!

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Black Dahlia
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Thanks again everyone, I'm made up! :oops:

oh and well done to SG!
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Big Si
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Happy Birthday BD !

@ Big Si - when it's my birthday cani I have Paul Darrow? :eek: :lol:
Guy Fawkes night? :eek:

ok! :roll:
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An very Happy Bidet Mrs. Mountbatten

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In October 1961 Leggy Mountbatten, a retail chemist from Bolton, entered their lives. Leggy had lost a leg in the closing overs of World War Two and had been hopping around Liverpool ever since. One day he accidentally stumbled down the steps of a dingy disco, what he saw there was to change his life: a sailor who told him about the Rutles. It was a dank, sweaty, basement cellar, torrid and pulsating with sound. Leggy hated it. He hated their music, he hated their hair, he hated their noise: but he loved their trousers. In his autobiography, A Cellarful Of Goys, Leggy tells of timorously approaching Ron Nasty and asking him what it would cost to sign the Rutles. "A couple of jam butties and a beer" was Nasty's reply. Next day Leggy sent them a crate of beer, two jam butties and a fifteen page contract. The Rutles, instinctively trusting this softly spoken, quietly limping man, signed immediately.

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Greetings of the Birthday kind to the wonderful Miss Dahlia.

big kisses from the Dok.

av a gud un wench!!!!
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Happy Birthday have a good'em and have a great nignt
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Happy B-Day 8)
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