Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Francis wrote: I for one was very concerned that JB was really a mad axe-murderer.
Thankfully I didn't read this on my birthday. Or when I was in your house. With your family.
Why do you think I hid all the knives and kept you out of the kitchen? I was getting really worried when you tamed the dog so quickly. Fortunately, the cats weren't so easily impressed.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
i'll buy the fifth round!
