The Smurphs - Aug 22nd - The Limelight, Crewe...Last ever...

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Sexygoth wrote:Well, I've just found out that I'll be the backing singer, so they'll be no excuses :D 8)
with or without your door wedge and tetley headband?
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hmmmmm Not sure yet!
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Sexygoth wrote:Well, I've just found out that I'll be the backing singer, so they'll be no excuses :D 8)
You cannot possibly be any worse than Wayne as a backing singer.
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Chairman Bux wrote:
Sexygoth wrote:Well, I've just found out that I'll be the backing singer, so they'll be no excuses :D 8)
You cannot possibly be any worse than Wayne as a backing singer.
you going to pop along and judge for yourself buxxy?
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or worse looking.
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emilystrange wrote:or worse looking.
Agreed.

@ RJ: Not sure Customs & Excise would allows me another visit to dear old Blightly. I will have to check with my accountant but I suspect I've used up my "spare" visits for this tax year. Need to keep a few days to one side, you understand.... ;)
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well when you can make it, please pop along this way, and i'll cook you my finest.. well that goes for most of you really.

SG, you're lovely, Wayne isn't.

Bux, did you know doreen from planet x at all? just wondered...
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Sexygoth wrote:Well, I've just found out that I'll be the backing singer, so they'll be no excuses :D 8)

<Trys to get Rhombus scratched from the bill>
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Ed Rhombus wrote:
Sexygoth wrote:Well, I've just found out that I'll be the backing singer, so they'll be no excuses :D 8)

<Trys to get Rhombus scratched from the bill>
Awwwwwwww you don't mean that :D
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Ed's band opens for Sg. tee hee hee
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i don't envy your task, SG.. search them for squishy tomatoes on the way in
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hallucienate wrote:Ed's band opens for Sg. tee hee hee
I hadn't thought of it like that.

Damn!!!!!!!
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Ed Rhombus wrote:
hallucienate wrote:Ed's band opens for Sg. tee hee hee
I hadn't thought of it like that.

Damn!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Carrie wrote:You great wuss...if I can go to see Rhombus in Leicester on a Sunday night AND get back to Hudds at 3.30am AND get up & go to work @ 6.30am AND teach all day AND I'm 8 1/2 months pregnant, you can jolly well get from Crewe to Basildon after Sunday closing hours...tsssssk! :lol:

Should be a great night Pads, looking forward to it.
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Yes, but the likelihood of me singing again anytime soon is quite slim indeed. So get yer ass down!
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markfiend wrote:Hey Pads, are you holding auditions? :innocent:
an important question that shouldn't be overlooked

form an orderly queue behind me please
then he takes your hand in some strange californian handshake and breaks the bone
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wintermute wrote:
markfiend wrote:Hey Pads, are you holding auditions? :innocent:
an important question that shouldn't be overlooked

form an orderly queue behind me please
Bog off. I asked first! :P ;)
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Don't upset Mark.....He might just go on cheese stike or something.
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markfiend wrote:
wintermute wrote:
markfiend wrote:Hey Pads, are you holding auditions? :innocent:
an important question that shouldn't be overlooked

form an orderly queue behind me please
Bog off. I asked first! :P ;)
Ah, but has anyone asked :von: ? I hear he isn't doing much these days :innocent:

Sell it to him as an "ironic postmodern comment on the state of the music industry" :innocent: :lol:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
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wintermute wrote: an important question that shouldn't be overlooked

form an orderly queue behind me please
Bog off. I asked first! :P ;)
Ah, but has anyone asked :von: ? I hear he isn't doing much these days :innocent:

Sell it to him as an "ironic postmodern comment on the state of the music industry" :innocent: :lol:
Ok, ok.... we do have an answer to our frontman question, but now isnt the time. This is Sids show :)

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This is Sids show :)

Paddy.
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Ok, ok.... we do have an answer to our frontman question, :)

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Am I right in thinking Crewe is somewhere near Wales?
I'll be there anyway.
Missed the Heartland do so this is a definite.

Sad to hear your singer is leaving Paddy, I wish him all the best or course... Ps. I can sing like Von, I'm the same height etc etc... haha. :wink:
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Chairman Bux wrote:You cannot possibly be any worse than Wayne as a backing singer.
Was that part of his original job description then? You get what you pay for.

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i might have to drag myself along
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