Heartland

emilystrange wrote:

markfiend wrote:Merely commenting on the behaviour of others.

so was i

[Little Britain]Yeah I know[/Little Britain]

My comment was directed at JB, who was casting aspersions.

JB wrote:

emilystrange wrote:I shall be bereft without these pearls of wisdom to lighten my day.

Yeh but look what you've got coming ..."Miss Emily? I've just pooed my pants ..." "Miss Emily? Billy's just been sick in the sandpit ..." "Miss Emily? Sammy keeps showing me his winkie ..."

you scare me JB...

d00mw0lf wrote:

JB wrote:

emilystrange wrote:I shall be bereft without these pearls of wisdom to lighten my day.

Yeh but look what you've got coming ..."Miss Emily? I've just pooed my pants ..." "Miss Emily? Billy's just been sick in the sandpit ..." "Miss Emily? Sammy keeps showing me his winkie ..."

you scare me JB...

I scare me sometimes.

markfiend wrote:

emilystrange wrote:

markfiend wrote:Merely commenting on the behaviour of others.

so was i

[Little Britain]Yeah I know[/Little Britain]

My comment was directed at JB, who was casting aspersions.

unduly?

*ducks*

You're ganging up on me now.

I haven't recently pooed my pants, been sick in a sandpit, or shown my winkie to anyone.

Miss, Miss, Miss? They're bullying me!

I'm afraid that Miss is involved...

oh dear.

markfiend wrote:I haven't recently pooed my pants, been sick in a sandpit, or shown my winkie to anyone.

boring git!

d00mw0lf wrote:

markfiend wrote:I haven't recently pooed my pants, been sick in a sandpit, or shown my winkie to anyone.

boring git!

I got too drunk last night and could have done any of those - we'll never know. No one else here from Brighton is there? (please no!)

speaking of drinking, last night's lot has given me an overactive metabolism....
my tummy hurts.

(In a geordie accent)

13 days to go in the Heartland House. The housemates have been awake since 7am. MarkFiend is currently showing his winkie to anyone who'll pay attention. Emily Strange is being strange and Emily. d00mwolf is currently buying sensible brogues in Filey whilst Brighton has been declared a national disaster area following a visit from the Lazarus Corporation ...

JB wrote:MarkFiend is currently showing his winkie to anyone who'll pay attention.

When you do a google image search for "winkie" this is the first image that... errrmmm... pops up.

pets are not allowed in the house.

emilystrange wrote:pets are not allowed in the house.

Does that mean that I can't come?

i understand that you are, in fact, technically human... so its ok.

emilystrange wrote:i understand that you are, in fact, technically human... so its ok.

Great!

Can I bring my cat? She has a broken tail, you know.

No. no pets allowed in the house.

where's big brother when you need him? or big sister?

What about my d0ggeh? i can make him dress up - you'll never know the difference.

It must be time for the weekly task.

The weekly task is.............Do summit useful

ON HERE?

what are you suggesting? the place will fall apart...

<cries> I give up. I really do. I've had too much wine already. Yes I know it only 16.50 but do I look bothered? I really wanna say sh*t but can't put into sober words that everyone but me and my hunny will understand..............................

Sexygothâ„¢ wrote:<cries> I give up. I really do. I've had too much wine already. Yes I know it only 16.50 but do I look bothered? I really wanna say sh*t but can't put into sober words that everyone but me and my hunny will understand..............................

now i'm lost

and i was doing so well, too

or is it really a non sequitur ?

LOL - Di yer pisshead!