Heartland

he always looks bigger on stage coz he uses the same people that did lord of the rings.
or he has a very very thin magnifying lens suspended at the front of the stage.
perhaps he should come clean about being the small one from the krankies , and he is now in hospital after falling out of a beanstalk......

nigel d wrote: perhaps he should come clean about being the small one from the krankies , and he is now in hospital after falling out of a beanstalk...

His excuses get more and more extreme.