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Posted: 22 Sep 2004, 22:55
by James Blast
slicepack wrote:I think it's all really rather obvious. I mean, do people not READ what people post? Or the MANNER in which they post?
OK, I for one am baffled by that post...
... and I read it 3 times
Posted: 22 Sep 2004, 22:57
by Izzy HaveMercy
But SlicePack is rite, of course....
If only you look for the little details in the manner of speech here on the forum, it's all rather easy...
IZ.
Posted: 22 Sep 2004, 23:05
by James Blast
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:If only you look for the little details
Suzanne never forgets that summer in 1959, or was it 69 when the logic and vision had yet to kick in for a top nite out with a snubnose and a ticket for Syria.
Posted: 22 Sep 2004, 23:25
by Izzy HaveMercy
At about time they deport you to Russia, methinks
There's no Logic in that. Sadly enuff, You could be the one to unveil this plot and shed some Lights on it with a Torch.
IZ.
Posted: 23 Sep 2004, 03:28
by Electrochrome
Perhaps Eldritch felt the need to just walk away from this black planet, thinking he was between a rock and a hard place. Some kind of stranger would ask why him why he would burn his ribbons while waiting for a valentine, or even if he had the vision thing any longer.
There's an untitled sandstorm in the world, and blood money will contine to flow well after the summer.
Posted: 23 Sep 2004, 10:52
by Black Shuck
Nice tries, peoples, but I don't believe ANY of you are Andrew Eldritch.
I'd have been more convinced if you wrote something along the lines of
"I'm a miserable, ruthless rip-off merchant in platform shoes and a jacket borrowed from Vanilla Ice who thinks it's a great laugh to torture all my loyal and undeserved fans with tantalising hints of fabulous new releases while I drive around central Europe ina battered old Audi beeping my horn whenever I see a pretty lady."
THEN i would have believed you were the real deal.
Posted: 23 Sep 2004, 13:35
by Petseri
Andrew Eldritch wrote:I'm a miserable, ruthless rip-off merchant in platform shoes and a jacket borrowed from Vanilla Ice who thinks it's a great laugh to torture all my loyal and undeserved fans with tantalising hints of fabulous new releases while I drive around central Europe ina battered old Audi beeping my horn whenever I see a pretty lady.
Posted: 23 Sep 2004, 15:56
by boudicca
Black Shuck wrote:
...platform shoes and a jacket borrowed from Vanilla Ice...
Platform shoes? Have I missed something?
Noticed the jacket tho' - a case of the lady protesting too much methinks.
Black Shuck wrote:"..while I drive around central Europe in a battered old Audi beeping my horn whenever I see a pretty lady."
I had a horn hooted at me when I was in Austria this year... and I am a very pretty lady, it's true
... didn't get a good view of the driver though.
Posted: 23 Sep 2004, 16:36
by Black Shuck
boudicca wrote:
Platform shoes? Have I missed something?
that's a reference to how whenever a biography mentions his height, it always says he's 5' 9"
there's o way he's that tall, unless he's wearing platforms at the time
Posted: 23 Sep 2004, 18:22
by boudicca
Black Shuck wrote:boudicca wrote:
Platform shoes? Have I missed something?
that's a reference to how whenever a biography mentions his height, it always says he's 5' 9"
there's o way he's that tall, unless he's wearing platforms at the time
Aha, gotcha. Sorry, I'm a bit slow on the uptake... anyhoo, there's no shame in being shorter than 5 foot 9 IMHO.