Stupid Sandwiches

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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Is this another one of those "let's get off-topic as quickly as possible" threads :wink:

P.S. I misread it as "hawkings" sandwich, :roll: and was thinking of Stephen Hawking... :urff:
:lol: So was I, trying to think about wheelchairs in a sandwhich :eek:
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Now I'm with Barman Blast on this one.
Nigel: Ian, can I have a word with you for a minute?
Ian: Yes, of course.
Nigel: ...uh, a couple of problems with the...
Ian: What?
Nigel: ...arrangments backstage...
Ian: What exactly?
Nigel: Well, uh..
Ian: What, I mean...
Nigel: Well, no, there's some problems here, I don't even know where to start, alright? This, uh..
Ian: Soundcheck? Whats, whats, whats wrong?
Nigel: No, no, no, no this....look, look, look, there's a little problem with the... look this, this miniature bread. It's like... I've been working with this now for about half an hour. I can't figure out... let's say I want a bite, right, you've got this...
Ian: You'd like bigger bread?
Nigel: Exactly! I don't understand how...
Ian: You could fold this though.
Nigel: Well, no then it's half the size.
Ian: Not the bread, you could fold the meat.
Nigel: Yeah, but then it, then it breaks up, breaks apart like this.
Ian: No, no, no, you put it on the bread like this, you see
Nigel: But then, if you keep folding it, it keeps breaking...
Ian: Why do you keep folding it?
Nigel: And then you...everyhing has to be folded, and then it's this, and I don't want this. I want large bread so that I can put this...
Ian: Right
Nigel: ...so then it's like this, this doesn't work because then ...it's all....
Ian: 'cause it hangs out like that?
Nigel: Look...
Ian: Yeah.
Nigel: Would you... be holding this?
Ian: No, I don't want to eat... I wouldn't want to put that in my mouth, no you're right, Nigel, you're right...
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aye, ye cannae beat large bread Mark
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and they certainly are large bread... mmm
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emilystrange wrote:and they certainly are large bread... mmm
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! :urff: :lol:
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shall i butter the bread? or have dipping oils?
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