Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
Its not his looks that'll put you off!!! (cos he's a bit gorgeous actually, ahem) Its just in real life he isn't quite the sauve figure that he appears to be online....... 
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Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
barf...oops, excuse me....
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
now, given that Mr Izzard won't be at the Dot Comma (poo), any volunteers to be my love as it appears that Mikey will be otherwise engaged 
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
bloody hell, a whole 5 mins have passed since I offered myself on the open market and have I had any offers yet??? Have I bollox....must be losing my touch 
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
yeah... ya just a minger... 
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
don't mean it...you're beautiful and lovely and gorgeous...£5
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
On Jul 15, 2002 12:23pm, groupie smurph wrote:
now, given that Mr Izzard won't be at the Dot Comma (poo), any volunteers to be my love as it appears that Mikey will be otherwise engaged
sniff, nobody, sniff, loves me.....
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
you do
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
Am i still on time to apply?On Jul 15, 2002 12:30pm, groupie smurph wrote:
bloody hell, a whole 5 mins have passed since I offered myself on the open market and have I had any offers yet??? Have I bollox....must be losing my touch
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
There there, Mikey's mean boo Take my shoulderOn Jul 15, 2002 3:54pm, groupie smurph wrote:
sniff, nobody, sniff, loves me.....
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
Thanks Zig - luv ya :* :* :* :* :*
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
£5 and all the dairylea you can eat....!On Jul 15, 2002 12:38pm, mikey wrote:
don't mean it...you're beautiful and lovely and gorgeous...£5
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
that's only because the bigamy market took a nose dive yesterday - the FTSE (Footsie) reported that 5% was wiped off the value of all wives offering themselves openly. A city analyst was quoting as saying that "the straying wives market isn't quite what it used to be" and warned that "many would-be bigamists could find themselves facing negative equity in their purchases as well as equal negativity from their own spouses".On Jul 15, 2002 12:30pm, groupie smurph wrote:
bloody hell, a whole 5 mins have passed since I offered myself on the open market and have I had any offers yet??? Have I bollox....must be losing my touch
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
how about £5's worth of Dairylea then?
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
straying wives market!!!!! who you calling a straying wife!!!! I believe its as a result of straying husbands (with strange Lincolnshire folk) that I am searching for a partner for saturday........ Nobody wants me though.........On Jul 16, 2002 8:13am, bar code wrote:that's only because the bigamy market took a nose dive yesterday - the FTSE (Footsie) reported that 5% was wiped off the value of all wives offering themselves openly. A city analyst was quoting as saying that "the straying wives market isn't quite what it used to be" and warned that "many would-be bigamists could find themselves facing negative equity in their purchases as well as equal negativity from their own spouses".On Jul 15, 2002 12:30pm, groupie smurph wrote:
bloody hell, a whole 5 mins have passed since I offered myself on the open market and have I had any offers yet??? Have I bollox....must be losing my touch
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
ahem. apologies for the lateness of my reply (bloody btOn Jul 16, 2002 8:55am, groupie smurph wrote:straying wives market!!!!! who you calling a straying wife!!!! I believe its as a result of straying husbands (with strange Lincolnshire folk) that I am searching for a partner for saturday........ Nobody wants me though.........On Jul 16, 2002 8:13am, bar code wrote:that's only because the bigamy market took a nose dive yesterday - the FTSE (Footsie) reported that 5% was wiped off the value of all wives offering themselves openly. A city analyst was quoting as saying that "the straying wives market isn't quite what it used to be" and warned that "many would-be bigamists could find themselves facing negative equity in their purchases as well as equal negativity from their own spouses".On Jul 15, 2002 12:30pm, groupie smurph wrote:
bloody hell, a whole 5 mins have passed since I offered myself on the open market and have I had any offers yet??? Have I bollox....must be losing my touch
) but i'm not up too much on saturday... Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
@GS
would you do it for a scooby snack?
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
don't you have some work to do.....On Jul 16, 2002 9:06am, bar code wrote:
@GS
would you do it for a scooby snack?
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
yeah you are, you're coming to stay at our house and then we're going to see the lover-ly smurphs and then off to Wendyhouse..... don't tell me you'd forgotton!!!!On Jul 16, 2002 9:03am, RicheyJames wrote:
i'm not up too much on saturday...
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
i knew there was something
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
okay, TWO scooby snacks?On Jul 16, 2002 9:54am, groupie smurph wrote:don't you have some work to do.....On Jul 16, 2002 9:06am, bar code wrote:
@GS
would you do it for a scooby snack?