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Posted: 16 Jan 2005, 23:30
by Padstar
Francis wrote:Quiff Boy wrote:Francis wrote:Enjoy it while you still can. I just heard an ad on the radio for a law firm offering its services for "pre-living-together agreements". It won't be long before they start taking their briefs along to a date...
Life must have been so simple when all you had to do was bash her on the head and drag her back to your cave.
they still do that in wakefield dont they?
What the hell are we doing hanging around here then?
God no, no, no....avoid Wakey at ALL costs... i know, i used to have to work in it!
6 toes
??
Paddy.
Posted: 17 Jan 2005, 01:09
by boudicca
Drugs - no, I can behave ridiculously innapropriately and talk twaddle all by myself, thank you.
Sex - if only
Rock'n'roll - from the day I was born!
Yeah!
*Launches into imaginary guitar solo*
Posted: 17 Jan 2005, 01:12
by timsinister
The drugs let you pull off the rock'n'roll that ensures the sex...
Right?
Posted: 17 Jan 2005, 13:15
by boudicca
timsinister wrote:The drugs let you pull off the rock'n'roll that ensures the sex...
Right?
You tell us...
Posted: 17 Jan 2005, 13:52
by andymackem
Drugs - tried it, didn't like it. I'm a control freak at heart, so losing control is very bad for me.
Sex - I'm English and middle-class, ffs. Ideally I'd have someone to do that for me
Rock'n'Roll - only if I can't find a nice string quartet to listen to.
More tea, vicar?
Posted: 17 Jan 2005, 14:11
by timsinister
boudicca wrote:timsinister wrote:The drugs let you pull off the rock'n'roll that ensures the sex...
Right?
You tell us...
NO COMMENT
Posted: 17 Jan 2005, 18:22
by emilystrange
quick, someone bring me some....
Posted: 17 Jan 2005, 20:18
by smiscandlon
No drugs.
Not enough sex.
I sold my soul for rock 'n' roll.
Posted: 17 Jan 2005, 20:19
by emilystrange
sigh.. none of you are quick enough
Posted: 17 Jan 2005, 21:39
by Andie
emilystrange wrote:sigh.. none of you are quick enough
i don't want to be getting a reputation...
well...
i don't want a worse reputation than i already have
Posted: 17 Jan 2005, 21:52
by Big Si
emilystrange wrote:sigh.. none of you are quick enough
Quick? I thought all you girls hated being second, ems?
Posted: 17 Jan 2005, 21:54
by James Blast
it's that auld 'Fastest Finger' thing again
Si
Posted: 17 Jan 2005, 22:48
by rian
emilystrange wrote:quick, someone bring me some....
What do you want?
Posted: 17 Jan 2005, 22:54
by emilystrange
what have you got, lol?
Posted: 18 Jan 2005, 00:15
by James Blast
14 Butchers' Aprons?
very old Monty Python joke, sorry you young 'uns
Posted: 18 Jan 2005, 14:04
by Marc
emilystrange wrote:quick, someone bring me some....
..x
Posted: 18 Jan 2005, 14:25
by emilystrange
just send me justin. all three in one. mmmm
Posted: 18 Jan 2005, 14:33
by Marc
emilystrange wrote:just send me justin. all three in one. mmmm
Justin Timberlake
Posted: 18 Jan 2005, 14:45
by hallucienate
justin sullivan
Posted: 18 Jan 2005, 14:46
by emilystrange
NO. pay attention.
Posted: 18 Jan 2005, 15:00
by markfiend
Marc wrote:Justin Timberlake
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Sorry.
Posted: 18 Jan 2005, 15:03
by Francis
Padstar wrote:6 toes
You can never have too many toes as any pobble will tell you.
Posted: 18 Jan 2005, 15:07
by emilystrange
markfiend wrote:Marc wrote:Justin Timberlake
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Sorry.
*ahem* mr fiend, will you be appearing in leeds?
Posted: 18 Jan 2005, 15:35
by markfiend
*gulp*
I was laughing at the very idea that anyone (let alone your good self) could be attracted to the Timberlake monstrosity.
Posted: 18 Jan 2005, 15:37
by Quiff Boy
markfiend wrote:*gulp*
I was laughing at the very idea that anyone (let alone your good self) could be attracted to the Timberlake monstrosity.
*gulp*
i've been said to look like him
how embarasing
