Heartland

Nonsense. I'm far too stupid to be part of a vast multi-national conspiracy whose hidden tentacles reach into every aspect of your world, twisting every detail to further their own cruel agenda.

Not at all.

Viking hat?

All the ppl in Sweden sleeps with one.

My birthday was pretty groovy actually! Got chatted up by a very drunk bloke so I didn't know whether to take it as a compliment or an insult