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Posted: 24 Mar 2005, 20:53
by Debaser
One potato
Two potato
Three potato
Four
Five potato
Six potato
seven potato
More
One bad spud
Ibble obble black bobble, ibble obble out
Posted: 24 Mar 2005, 21:26
by Andie
and how many cups of coffee have you had today Ms Debaser?
Posted: 24 Mar 2005, 23:03
by Dark
I generally spend too much time on first-person shooters, so I substitute 4 for "Fourth's the one with a Desert Eagle".
Uncle Andy would be proud.
Posted: 24 Mar 2005, 23:13
by James Blast
a game above my head
Posted: 24 Mar 2005, 23:18
by Francis
James Blast wrote:then I moved onto Moonshots
Alcohol at such a young age? Tut tut.
Posted: 25 Mar 2005, 11:07
by Debaser
Posted: 25 Mar 2005, 11:08
by Debaser
Oh and...
Ip dip dip
My blue ship
Sails on the water
Like a cup and saucer
Ip dip dip
Spells you.
Re: For young people/People who still think they're young.
Posted: 25 Mar 2005, 15:43
by Ed Rhombus
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Does anyone remember that rhyme from school/markfiends house?
First the worst
second the best
Third the hairy princess
Fouth the golden Eagle
Fifth the shepherds pie???
What was the rest? It just popped into my head a few mins ago and it's bugging me what the rest of it was.
Fanks.
Wasn't third the one with the hairy chest?
Re: For young people/People who still think they're young.
Posted: 25 Mar 2005, 16:17
by Thea
Ed Rhombus wrote:Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Does anyone remember that rhyme from school/markfiends house?
First the worst
second the best
Third the hairy princess
Fouth the golden Eagle
Fifth the shepherds pie???
What was the rest? It just popped into my head a few mins ago and it's bugging me what the rest of it was.
Fanks.
Wasn't third the one with the hairy chest?
That's what me and Hal said.
Proving that SG was a cloth-eared child
Posted: 25 Mar 2005, 17:14
by boudicca
I feel I missed out on something here...
"The back of the bus, they cannae sing?"
Now that was a good 'un!
Posted: 25 Mar 2005, 23:44
by The Pope
A variation on "Third the one with the hairy chest," at least in my kindergarden, was "Third the one with the golden treasure chest"...we weren't into body hair...
Posted: 26 Mar 2005, 00:07
by Andrew S
boudicca wrote:I feel I missed out on something here...
"The back of the bus, they cannae sing?"
Now that was a good 'un!
OUr school trip sing-songs consisted mainly of:
There Were 10 In The Bed (extended version)
Stop The Bus I Need A Weewee
An English Country Garden (the rude version)
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
and, of course...
This Is Number One.
Needless to say, the teachers didn't join in and their orders to "change the subject" went totally ignored.
I suppose it's rather sad that this still amuses me to this day but I gave up the fight for maturity a long time ago...
Posted: 26 Mar 2005, 00:28
by Dave R
surely you don't mean the classic:-
how many times have you had it off in an english country - garden
i've had it twice and its very very nice, in an english country - garden
with daffodils and hollyhock sticking up your................
i think thats the one yeah?
ranks alongside "every where we go/where the hell are you from" down our way.....
Posted: 26 Mar 2005, 00:40
by James Blast
this, really, is all of a mystery to me
Posted: 26 Mar 2005, 00:57
by Dave R
Its a Youth Thang.
You would not understand....
Posted: 26 Mar 2005, 01:06
by Andrew S
Dave R wrote:surely you don't mean the classic:-
how many times have you had it off in an english country - garden
i've had it twice and its very very nice, in an english country - garden
with daffodils and hollyhock sticking up your................
i think thats the one yeah?
Actually no - the version we sang was even more puerile:
"What do you do if you ne-ed the loo
In an English country Ga-ar-den?
You pull down your pants and suffocate the ants..." etc. etc. etc.
(or the alternative:
"You pull down your pants and fertilise the plants..." etc. etc. etc.)
I can't really claim either is a classic.
Posted: 26 Mar 2005, 01:11
by boudicca
Andrew S wrote:boudicca wrote:I feel I missed out on something here...
"The back of the bus, they cannae sing?"
Now that was a good 'un!
OUr school trip sing-songs consisted maily of:
There Were 10 In The Bed (extended version)
Stop The Bus I Need A Weewee
An English Country Garden (the rude version)
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
and, of course...
This Is Number One.
Now see, I only know the first two. I feel so deprived!
I remember one that went...
Fish and chips and vinegar, vinegar, vinegar,
Fish and chips and vinegar, pepper pepper pepper pot,
Don't put your muck in our dustbin, our dustbin, our dustbin,
Don't put your muck in our dustbin,
Our dustbin's full,
One barrel'o'beer, two barrel'o'beer... blah blah up to seven barrel'o'beer.
Private school. Say no more.
Posted: 26 Mar 2005, 01:12
by Andrew S
Dave R wrote:
ranks alongside "every where we go/where the hell are you from" down our way.....
Never heard of that one.
Posted: 26 Mar 2005, 01:17
by Andrew S
boudicca wrote:Andrew S wrote:boudicca wrote:
Now see, I only know the first two. I feel so deprived!
I remember one that went...
Fish and chips and vinegar, vinegar, vinegar,
Fish and chips and vinegar, pepper pepper pepper pot,
Don't put your muck in our dustbin, our dustbin, our dustbin,
Don't put your muck in our dustbin,
Our dustbin's full,
One barrel'o'beer, two barrel'o'beer... blah blah up to seven barrel'o'beer.
Private school. Say no more.
Quite. Saying that, although we wanted to, we didn't dare sing
Friggin'In The Riggin'
Posted: 26 Mar 2005, 01:30
by Dave R
every where we go...
people want to know....
where the hell are you from...
were from wolverhampton...
super wolverhampton...
colourful wolverhampton....
weve got a corner shop selling cheaper lager
tennants super 89p a can
tennants extra 92p a can
banks mild.........................
fancy a take away?
chcken bhuna...
chicken tikka...
chicken korma...
every where we go...people want to know....
repeat until sick.
good schools we have round here eh?
Posted: 26 Mar 2005, 01:37
by Andrew S
Dave R wrote:every where we go...
people want to know....
where the hell are you from...
were from wolverhampton...
super wolverhampton...
colourful wolverhampton....
weve got a corner shop selling cheaper lager
tennants super 89p a can
tennants extra 92p a can
banks mild.........................
fancy a take away?
chcken bhuna...
chicken tikka...
chicken korma...
every where we go...people want to know....
repeat until sick.
good schools we have round here eh?
Is that the best the Tourist Board could come up with?
Posted: 26 Mar 2005, 01:43
by Dave R
compared to brum with the sterling motif of "foward" yep its a classic.....
Posted: 26 Mar 2005, 01:43
by The Pope
"I know a song that's very annoying, very annoying, very annoying, very annoying,
I know a song that's very annoying
And this is how it goes:
I know a song...etc"
that was mine...
and then there was the "sweet and sour" game where you give passerby cars the finger from the bus window and see what they do...works with thumbs up too, but that way's no fun.
Posted: 26 Mar 2005, 02:37
by Thea
My sister had one about a hole in the bottom of the sea that went on for anything up to four weeks at a time
I used to give up and go to sleep, and the next morning, she was still there, still singing that bloody song
i dunno if it was taught to her or if she made it up sometimes, i wake up and I think I can hear it.... from far away... getting closer....
Posted: 26 Mar 2005, 10:54
by lazarus corporation
time to introduce you all to
Playground Law