Posted: 12 Apr 2005, 00:40
Naaah!timsinister wrote:I'm just assuming Eldritch is an almighty send-up of Murphy.
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Posted: 12 Apr 2005, 00:50
I'll give you a big homo naked male bonding baby oil ups for that James.James Blast wrote:***AN APOLOGY***
I was out of order, last night, with elamanamou
I'm sorry for causing any distress, it won't happen again.
James
Because I fcuked up big time on here due to gender confusion.
A friend of ours.
Posted: 12 Apr 2005, 09:56
I think the mystery is in the heads of the people who like there to be mystery.
I've personally always found him very approachable so lomg as you don't just burst in on a conversation and ask inane questions, eg FAQ of the stupider kind and then demand an autograph.
He's more serious than mysterious.
If you get into a conversation with him he's more than likely to test your intellect by asking your opinion about the state of the world. Often the case with serious people that they're inquisitive - more interested than interesting.
That said, he has a very dry wit that you can actually miss if you're not paying attention (thinks: was that sarcasm, irony, a compliment, an insult or a combination thereof....) and to collapse the myth a little further has a thin little laugh and a tendency to giggling and sniggering which is amusing in itself. And he laughs at fart jokes.
I've personally always found him very approachable so lomg as you don't just burst in on a conversation and ask inane questions, eg FAQ of the stupider kind and then demand an autograph.
He's more serious than mysterious.
If you get into a conversation with him he's more than likely to test your intellect by asking your opinion about the state of the world. Often the case with serious people that they're inquisitive - more interested than interesting.
That said, he has a very dry wit that you can actually miss if you're not paying attention (thinks: was that sarcasm, irony, a compliment, an insult or a combination thereof....) and to collapse the myth a little further has a thin little laugh and a tendency to giggling and sniggering which is amusing in itself. And he laughs at fart jokes.
Posted: 12 Apr 2005, 10:02
Aw, you remembered.. and I wanted to make that joke.timsinister wrote:* - Clause 84: Except for d00mw0lf!
Posted: 12 Apr 2005, 10:03
Also, I must have read this wrongly or not been paying attention. So.. *ahem* WTF?Loki wrote:I'll give you a big homo naked male bonding baby oil ups for that James.James Blast wrote:***AN APOLOGY***
I was out of order, last night, with elamanamou
I'm sorry for causing any distress, it won't happen again.
James
Because I fcuked up big time on here due to gender confusion.
A friend of ours.
Posted: 12 Apr 2005, 10:19
@ mik: who wouldn't?
Posted: 12 Apr 2005, 12:23
I've gotta know: does Andrew visit this forum? If so, I don't think he'd come here too often.
Posted: 12 Apr 2005, 13:16
We...don't know. Maybe. I'm sure he has Baxcorp watching us, but please let's not resurrect the Chairman Chronicles, eh?
And there's nothing wrong with fart jokes.
Precisely!mik wrote:I think the mystery is in the heads of the people who like there to be mystery...
And there's nothing wrong with fart jokes.
Posted: 12 Apr 2005, 13:34
Black Biscuit wrote:I've gotta know: does Andrew visit this forum? If so, I don't think he'd come here too often.
Hopefully not! I would have to bridle my malicious tongue. (So far, I felt quite safe here. 
)@Timsinister: Exactly everything is wrong with Fart Jokes.
Posted: 12 Apr 2005, 13:39
I met him very briefly once.He said he's frightened of horses and have I any tips(not tits) for him!mik wrote:I think the mystery is in the heads of the people who like there to be mystery.
I've personally always found him very approachable so lomg as you don't just burst in on a conversation and ask inane questions, eg FAQ of the stupider kind and then demand an autograph.
He's more serious than mysterious.
If you get into a conversation with him he's more than likely to test your intellect by asking your opinion about the state of the world. Often the case with serious people that they're inquisitive - more interested than interesting.
That said, he has a very dry wit that you can actually miss if you're not paying attention (thinks: was that sarcasm, irony, a compliment, an insult or a combination thereof....) and to collapse the myth a little further has a thin little laugh and a tendency to giggling and sniggering which is amusing in itself. And he laughs at fart jokes.
He's a dark horse who hides behind blinkers!
Posted: 12 Apr 2005, 17:39
It's all very simple.
f**ked-up (sounding) background, so he went and became a git.
But no-on cares, 'cos he's sexy.
Hooray!
Is that mysterious enough for you?
f**ked-up (sounding) background, so he went and became a git.
But no-on cares, 'cos he's sexy.
Hooray!Is that mysterious enough for you?
Posted: 12 Apr 2005, 21:30
How about those of us who don't find him sexy?boudicca wrote:But no-on cares, 'cos he's sexy. Hooray!
Is that mysterious enough for you?
I do want to emulate him as much as possible, though...
Posted: 12 Apr 2005, 21:34
Started on the road to self-destruction yet then?timsinister wrote:How about those of us who don't find him sexy?
I do want to emulate him as much as possible, though...
Posted: 12 Apr 2005, 21:49
He's got the hair, all he needs now is the beard and a white suit!Motz wrote:Started on the road to self-destruction yet then?timsinister wrote:How about those of us who don't find him sexy?
I do want to emulate him as much as possible, though...
Posted: 12 Apr 2005, 23:10
Even our glorious leader is picking on metimsinister wrote:That's about as accurate as it goes.James Blast wrote:obtuse is the word that springs to my mind
Mmm. Eldritch, as defined by dictionary.com is Strange or unearthly; eerie. Then, consider his reply to this comment...smiscandlon wrote:We've been taken in by his assumed surname, the bastid...
Realistic. His own word. I suspect he's taken Eldritch as a send-up to his contemporaries - Bauhuas, anyone? Regard his opinion on that hoary old corpse of a horse, the band name...Melody Maker, March 1985 wrote:
"...a man associated with the doomier side of existance."
AE - Doomy* is a housewives' word for realistic. It's a dangerous world.
I'll take his word for it. He's realistic. He approaches the world at a different angle - obtusely, if you will, but mysterious? No, he's actually pretty open. The thing is, underneath there is an educated English gentleman, not some bat-eating drug-addled American rockstar. Therein lies the so-called 'mystery' of rock idols. Their bizarre private lives. Andrew's private life is - I assume - simply not that peculiar.Meloday Maker, January 1983 wrote:
"The name's nice and ironic" said Andy with a thin grin.
Again, all of this is nothing more than an opinion...
* - Clause 84: Except for d00mw0lf!
Right, that's it. I'm going to join the Mish!
Posted: 13 Apr 2005, 00:05
The more the f**king merrier!timsinister wrote:I do want to emulate him as much as possible, though...
Posted: 13 Apr 2005, 00:05
I'm certain you'll be sure of a warm welcome. As I said earlier...doomwolf wrote:Right, that's it. I'm going to join the Mish!
timsinister wrote:You compared him to That Guitarist, who - for example - you would not be surprised to find rolling in the gutter singing a rude song about hedgehogs.
I can't answer that question without getting into trouble. Make of THAT what you will.Motz wrote:Started on the road to self-destruction yet then?
Because I trust you Si, and because the Heartlanders have been such good sports, have a look at this picture and see if you can't identify the chap at the back. I have a better picture, in the possession of a mate, which I may post later.big si wrote:He's got the hair, all he needs now is the beard and a white suit!
And may God have mercy on us all.
Posted: 13 Apr 2005, 00:07
TELL ME IT'S GLUED ON!!!!
Posted: 13 Apr 2005, 00:09
we won't expect to hear from you for another 12 years then. have fun on your travels.timsinister wrote:I do want to emulate him as much as possible, though...
Posted: 13 Apr 2005, 00:18
I'm going to destroy you - you know that, right? I know where you live and have acess to a battleaxe and bus timetable - you have been warned!timsinister wrote:I'm certain you'll be sure of a warm welcome. As I said earlier...doomwolf wrote:Right, that's it. I'm going to join the Mish!
timsinister wrote:You compared him to That Guitarist, who - for example - you would not be surprised to find rolling in the gutter singing a rude song about hedgehogs.
(see also your big girly wussing out of the HL meetup....)
Posted: 13 Apr 2005, 00:33
It was two years ago, mind...boudicca wrote:TELL ME IT'S GLUED ON!!!!
I do have plans to write a few articles for some computer magazines, randomly appear as another band's bassist, judge some independant short film contests, and then hint at a flurry of concerts...so don't write me off just yet.lazarus wrote:we won't expect to hear from you for another 12 years then. have fun on your travels.
I'm not officially wussed-out yet...but I can't see me making it. Anyway, if I wasn't being threatened by mad people wielding archaic weaponry, life just wouldn't be the same.d00mw0lf wrote:I'm going to destroy you - you know that, right? I know where you live and have acess to a battleaxe and bus timetable - you have been warned!
(see also your big girly wussing out of the HL meetup....)
Posted: 13 Apr 2005, 01:23
Go. and stop argueing with those wielding sharp things.timsinister wrote:I'm not officially wussed-out yet...but I can't see me making it. Anyway, if I wasn't being threatened by mad people wielding archaic weaponry, life just wouldn't be the same.d00mw0lf wrote:I'm going to destroy you - you know that, right? I know where you live and have acess to a battleaxe and bus timetable - you have been warned!
(see also your big girly wussing out of the HL meetup....)
Posted: 14 Apr 2005, 01:36
timsinister wrote:Because I trust you Si, and because the Heartlanders have been such good sports, have a look at this picture and see if you can't identify the chap at the back. I have a better picture, in the possession of a mate, which I may post later.big si wrote:He's got the hair, all he needs now is the beard and a white suit!
And may God have mercy on us all.
Posted: 14 Apr 2005, 10:03
Cheers.
I think.
I think.