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Posted: 15 Apr 2005, 14:54
by Zuma
Francis wrote:<center><a href="http://www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com"><img src="
http://www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com/newlogo.jpg" alt="Who Should You Vote For?" border="0"></a></center><h1>Who should I vote for?</h1><h2>Your expected outcome:</h2>Labour<br /><br /><br /><h2>Your actual outcome:</h2><br /><br /><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td align="right" style="border-right:2px solid black;" height="20" valign="middle"><font color="black">Labour -23 </font><img src="
http://www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com/tiny_grey_light.gif" width="46" height="20"></td><td width="50%" align="left" height="20" valign="middle"></td></tr><tr><td align="right" style="border-right:2px solid black;" height="20" valign="middle"><font color="black">Conservative -9 </font><img src="
http://www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com/tiny_grey_light.gif" width="18" height="20"></td><td width="50%" align="left" height="20" valign="middle"></td></tr><tr><td align="right" style="border-right:2px solid black;" height="20" valign="middle"></td><td width="50%" align="left" height="20" valign="middle"><img src="
http://www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com/tiny_grey_dark.gif" width="36" height="20"> <font color="black">Liberal Democrat 18</font></td></tr><tr><td align="right" style="border-right:2px solid black;" height="20" valign="middle"></td><td width="50%" align="left" height="20" valign="middle"><img src="
http://www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com/tiny_grey_dark.gif" width="8" height="20"> <font color="black">UK Independence Party 4</font></td></tr><tr><td align="right" style="border-right:2px solid black;" height="20" valign="middle"><font color="black">Green -11 </font><img src="
http://www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com/tiny_grey_light.gif" width="22" height="20"></td><td width="50%" align="left" height="20" valign="middle"></td></tr></table><br /><br /><b>You should vote: Liberal Democrat</b><p>The <a href="
http://www.libdems.org.uk" target=_blank>LibDems</a> take a strong stand against tax cuts and a strong one in favour of public services: they would make long-term residential care for the elderly free across the UK, and scrap university tuition fees. They are in favour of a ban on smoking in public places, but would relax laws on cannabis. They propose to change vehicle taxation to be based on usage rather than ownership.<br /><br /><p>Take the test at <a href="http://www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com">Who Should You Vote For</a>
That will be the manifesto in plain english then
Posted: 15 Apr 2005, 15:09
by Mrs. Snowey
This is ace
http://www.boris-johnson.com/
See, although I too would like to see more pictures of the superb Mr. J, I can restrain myself
Posted: 17 Apr 2005, 21:43
by pikkrong
d00mw0lf wrote:I like the Lib Dems. They have the MIGHTY
Lembit Öpik!!!
He looks funny, sounds funny, has a funny name and is actually a nutter. You only have to look at him to know that this is a guy who KNOWS where not only his towel, but also his tinfoil hat is. And his girlfriend is a weathergirl! And his brother's a goth! (allegedly...)
That's who I want running the country. Nutters.
And that's not all - he's ethnically...
You can guess
Now I finally now how does he look like, thanks, Doomie
Posted: 17 Apr 2005, 22:33
by James Blast
Lib Dem then,
Good Man! 
Posted: 17 Apr 2005, 23:57
by boudicca
James Blast wrote:Lib Dem then,
Good Man!
I think we're all LibDems here, pretty much.
If we're not, WE SHOULD BE!
Posted: 18 Apr 2005, 13:55
by Black Alice
@markfiend
Thanks for this - great idea! Both me and my husband tried it and now have an idea as to who to vote for! Both very relieved that it is not UKIP or Labour!
@boudicca
Hear hear!!
Posted: 18 Apr 2005, 14:37
by markfiend
Blimey; I might be inadvertently campaigning for the wrong people
Posted: 28 Apr 2005, 22:14
by Dave R
I have a suggestion....
read the following lyrics then make up your minds who you are/who you should vote for/who is gonna protect us/who is gonna protect "them"/who is not gonna do any of that......
I have just watched Question Time - The Leaders, and i can tell you it scares me! what this country nees is positive action for the benfit of all, not sheep.....
here you go:-
Listen to the victim, abused by the system
The basis is racist, you know that we must face this.
"It can't happen here". Oh yeah?
"Take a look around at the cities and the towns."
See them hunting, creeping, sneaking
Breeding fear and loathing with the lies they're speaking
The knife, the gun, broken bottle, petrol bomb
There is no future when the past soon come.
And when they come to ethnically cleanse me
Will you speak out?
Will you defend me?
Or laugh through a glass eye as they rape our lives
Trampled underfoot by the right on the rise
Welcome to a state where the politics of hate
Shout loud in the crowd
"Watch them beat us all down"
There's a rising tide in the rivers of blood
But if the answer isn't violence, neither is your silence
If they come to ethnically cleanse me
Will you speak out?
Will you defend me?
Freedom of expression doesn't make it alright
Trampled underfoot by the rise of the right
there is only one political organistation i would put in power in this country - ANL
I wonder what words of wisdom our "illustrious leader"(eldo..sic) has on this...oh sorry i forgot, he is too scared to leave his house, too scared too talk to people, too scared to voice an opinion, too much drugs... a shame, he once had conviction, its a good job that others still do!
Transmission Ends.
Posted: 28 Apr 2005, 23:01
by nick the stripper
It told me I should vote Green
Posted: 28 Apr 2005, 23:03
by Dave R
how apt...............
Posted: 30 Apr 2005, 01:18
by Francis
Morrissey circa 1984 wrote:
I believe today that life
is simply taking and not giving
England is mine and it owes me a living
Have we moved on?
Posted: 30 Apr 2005, 01:20
by boudicca
Francis wrote:Morrissey circa 1984 wrote:
I believe today that life
is simply taking and not giving
England is mine and it owes me a living
Have we moved on?
No, have you
heard the stuff that's been filling the charts lately?
Posted: 30 Apr 2005, 01:22
by Dave R
i do hope so...especially from brickiewithaquiff.......
Posted: 30 Apr 2005, 01:23
by Francis
boudicca wrote:Francis wrote:Morrissey circa 1984 wrote:
I believe today that life
is simply taking and not giving
England is mine and it owes me a living
Have we moved on?
No, have you
heard the stuff that's been filling the charts lately?
Nope.
Posted: 30 Apr 2005, 01:24
by boudicca
That bloody song's stuck in my head now...
"Ask me why and I'll spit in your eeeyeeeee..."
Posted: 30 Apr 2005, 01:27
by Francis
Dave R wrote:i do hope so...especially from brickiewithaquiff.......
I think there's still too much "taking and not giving" but the "England is mine and it owes me a living" sentiment seems to have lessened. Or is that just cos I'm not on the dole anymore?
Posted: 30 Apr 2005, 01:29
by Francis
boudicca wrote:That bloody song's stuck in my head now...
"Ask me why and I'll spit in your eeeyeeeee..."
A better one:
I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does
Posted: 30 Apr 2005, 01:36
by boudicca
Ah, the anthem of a million bedwetters...
By the way, you made a little error, which I feel duty-bound to correct -
"I
decree today that life is simply taking and not giving..."
Not that I ever was a Smiths fan, you understand....
Posted: 30 Apr 2005, 01:58
by Francis
boudicca wrote:Ah, the anthem of a million bedwetters:
I'll have to check that with my Mother when I make my weekly phonecall on Sunday.
boudicca wrote:By the way, you made a little error, which I feel duty-bound to correct -
"I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving..."
Hmmm. And I even copied it from the CD!
I don't think Freud would make too much of it though.
Posted: 04 May 2005, 11:10
by Obviousman
Don't despair no more on the subject of who will get your vote, advice has been posted on the sisters site
von wrote:
VOTE
Of course we cannot vote for the self-serving spivs of the Conservative Party. Michael Howard's own Legion Of The Undead must not be allowed to carry on asset-stripping the country where they left off. Even the Conservatives are now upset by the unsurprisingly wanton offspring of an underclass which they themselves created in the eighteen years it took them to run down Industry, Education, Health and everything else they could get their hands on. Their reaction: merely to render a p*ss-poor election even more distasteful with Michael Howard's rancid appeals to the prejudice of the insular Right.
The Conservatives must not win.
But we don't want a Thatcherite Labour government, and this government has breached our trust on some important issues. This government needs a smaller majority and a decent Opposition.
According to our local Green candidate, the UK Greens are hoping to win just four seats, including the Labour fortress of Leeds West. Fat chance. Unlike their mainland counterparts, they oppose European integration. They've had years to sort out the punctuation and grammar on their flimsy leaflet. Waste of time.
The Liberal Democrats can't use an apostrophe either, but they are a credible force which has not marched off to the right or the Tigris.
Go figure.
Here in Leeds West, where there is no Tony Benn and where the Labour droid last polled a massive 46% more than the next candidate, we call for a vote (or two, or none, according to the fecklessness of your council and the kleptomania of your postman) against a government which erodes accountability and civil rights. Our vote in Leeds West won't make much of a difference. Yours might. Please use it.
Posted: 04 May 2005, 11:37
by markfiend
Well I'm voting in the same constituency as... whoever wrote that
Posted: 04 May 2005, 11:42
by Quiff Boy
markfiend wrote:Well I'm voting in the same constituency as... whoever wrote that
well, yes. you would. you
do live round the bloody corner from him after all
Posted: 04 May 2005, 11:54
by markfiend
Yeah I know. I was just boasting.
Posted: 04 May 2005, 12:00
by hallucienate
markfiend wrote:Yeah I know. I was just boasting.
Ever gone to ask to borrow a cup or sugar and some master tapes?
Posted: 04 May 2005, 12:06
by Loki
I bet MF's got the day off work so he can camp outside the Polling Station, from 7am-10pm, clutching his autograph book. Just in case.
