Heartland

One day I will rule the world.

Be thankful it was just your head. This time.

CorpPunk wrote:One day I will rule the world.

Be thankful it was just your head. This time.

Deed done by the way.

Debaser wrote:Not having a tape measure I'm going to have to give you my riding hat size, which is 6 and 7/8th's What that is I have no idea...I just believe what I'm told by money grabbing hat sellars

you got the same hat size as I do, 6 and 7/8 what seems to be 56 cm at least that is what my hat says.

Having stopped laughing hysterically about this thread, I have now measured my head (with my husband looking at me sideways asking "what the fcuk are you doing now - so ok this may not be the weirdest thing I've ever done, but you've got to admit its a bit strange )

.........23 inches with hair - but my hair isn't that thick

I'm amazed at how many of you own tape measures.

Then at how many will measure your own heads.

Then at how many will post the results on here.

My gaster has been well and truly flabbered.

/looks scared/

andymackem wrote:I'm amazed at how many of you own tape measures.

Then at how many will measure your own heads.

Then at how many will post the results on here.

My gaster has been well and truly flabbered.

/looks scared/

From which I will extract that you would measure your head and post the results here, if only you had the correct tool.

Will someone get this boy a tape measure?!

andymackem wrote:I'm amazed at how many of you own tape measures.

Then at how many will measure your own heads.

Then at how many will post the results on here.

My gaster has been well and truly flabbered.

/looks scared/

i have a tape measure here because I'm selling clothes online... and some people are too stupid to figure out what dress size they are
I have very little to do today. I'm too sunburnt to move.
seems reawonable right now

d00mw0lf wrote: I'm too sunburnt to move.

d00mie, you go out in the day time?

Now I'm scared.

Johnny M wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote: I'm too sunburnt to move.

d00mie, you go out in the day time?

Now I'm scared.

it was worth it. I met Rev Hammer.

d00mw0lf wrote:

Johnny M wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote: I'm too sunburnt to move.

d00mie, you go out in the day time?

Now I'm scared.

it was worth it. I met Rev Hammer.

Whatever that means in gothy black nonsense,

have a few of these.



I'm not that old.

It's not even vaguely gothy....
it's just this bloke who's kinda like god in a silly hat.

d00mw0lf wrote:It's not even vaguely gothy....
it's just this bloke who's kinda like god in a silly hat.

Sorry, stereotyping. Again. Complete with sp?

23".(no hair at all).

@CorpPunk-is this your answer to being left off of the "saddest HL thread" thread on the chameleons forum?

andymackem wrote:I'm amazed at how many of you own tape measures.

Then at how many will measure your own heads.

Then at how many will post the results on here.

My gaster has been well and truly flabbered.

/looks scared/

The really sad thing is, I already knew.

Thank f**k I'm in the office on my own at the moment...

String and a ruler: 61.7 cm

Handy conversion thing on my mobile phone: that's 24.3"

I win.

I can never get hats to fit.

markfiend wrote: I can never get hats to fit.

*glances at your avatar*

*raises eyebrow*

CorpPunk wrote:

andymackem wrote:I'm amazed at how many of you own tape measures.

Then at how many will measure your own heads.

Then at how many will post the results on here.

My gaster has been well and truly flabbered.

/looks scared/

From which I will extract that you would measure your head and post the results here, if only you had the correct tool.

Will someone get this boy a tape measure?!

Let's not, and say we did.

andymackem wrote:

CorpPunk wrote:

andymackem wrote:I'm amazed at how many of you own tape measures.

Then at how many will measure your own heads.

Then at how many will post the results on here.

My gaster has been well and truly flabbered.

/looks scared/

From which I will extract that you would measure your head and post the results here, if only you had the correct tool.

Will someone get this boy a tape measure?!

Let's not, and say we did.

i'm with andymackem on this one

you freaks

I'm trying to be objective here and take the wider view. However, the fact that people all over Heartland are measuring their heads with a variety of different instruments and posting their result in a public forum is simply terrifying.

Nutters. All of you. Freaks is good as well.

Nice thread.

boudicca wrote:

markfiend wrote: I can never get hats to fit.

*glances at your avatar*

*raises eyebrow*

I'm not really a meerkat

Don't think that posting a pic of a bloke giving a cheesy thumbs-up with someone from Status Quo is going to convince us.

You'll always be a meerkat for us.

andymackem wrote: You'll always be a meerkat for us.

There's affection in there... somewhere...

Like you'd recognise affection. Pah!

My lower lip is a-trembling...

Look you've upset me now, Mackem...

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:@CorpPunk-is this your answer to being left off of the "saddest HL thread" thread on the chameleons forum?

Uh, no?


Edit: I'm still not on there, though.