Heartland

Johnny M wrote:

Motz wrote:Am I the only one who read the title as "Touching my Feminine Self"?

Probably yes, because this thread is about estrogen. Not testosterone. Fcuk I'm, good tonight. After a day of sexual innuendo I'm cooking on gas.

re.topic: The households ironing device moved out with my last bf. I never had any use for one of them.

canon docre wrote:

Johnny M wrote:

Motz wrote:Am I the only one who read the title as "Touching my Feminine Self"?

Probably yes, because this thread is about estrogen. Not testosterone. Fcuk I'm, good tonight. After a day of sexual innuendo I'm cooking on gas.

But you just know you'll get a for that last comment.

canon docre wrote:

re.topic: The households ironing device moved out with my last bf. I never had any use for one of them.

it was probably a man who invented irons in the first place as well as bras!

Delilah wrote: it was probably a man who invented irons in the first place as well as bras!

Why do they want us to take them off then the whole time?

Johnny M wrote: The Trinity always come first.

I do hope so.

canon docre wrote: Why do they want us to take them off then the whole time?

I don't know. We would have to ask THEM Come on, boys, what is your answer?

Delillah wrote:tried... busy and then no answer... Shall we try tomorrow again

get offline now! Your mobs switched off as well. Ho hum.

All this estrogen pumping through my body. 5 mins. I'll call you. Phew!

NOW!

Johnny M wrote: The Trinity always come first.

I do acknowledge THE TRINITY as requested

Boy do we like to make things hard.

@ Ania - We get there. Eventually. Top lady. Good to talk.

* cough * Trinity * cough *

Johnny M wrote:Boy do we like to make things hard.

@ Ania - We get there. Eventually. Top lady. Good to talk.

* cough * Trinity * cough *

The Trinity RULES!! Yeah, it was great to talk. Thank you or listening (again )! My phone line is yours anytime

Johnny M wrote: All this estrogen pumping through my body. 5 mins. I'll call you. Phew!

NOW!

sounds very TESTOSTERONE

canon docre wrote:

Delilah wrote: it was probably a man who invented irons in the first place as well as bras!

Why do they want us to take them off then the whole time?

Well, if you have an iron on you, we'd ask politely for you to remove it lest you burn.

The Trinity? I see wheels within wheels

James Blast wrote:The Trinity? I see wheels within wheels

Someone has to make a stand for the old baldy men, James. And I'm making that stand. Right here, right now.

And there's nothing like a spot of ego massage in cyberspace to get you through the day ...

true Johnny, true

*bump*

Sunday is always my domestic goddess day. Cleaning, washing, ironing - you name it I love it! I'm in my glourious female element and all aglow. So imagine my horror today when I came to hang out the wash and discovered that Peterborough was experiencing it's first monsoon since 1963. What could I do? Think think think. I'm a woman. I'm resourceful. I'm practical. Trawling through my female memory banks (and believe me boys we have memory banks that could give IBM a run for their money) I thought of a solution. Grabbing the wash I ran through the cats and dogs to the garage. And there it was. A Creda Simplicity Condenser Dryer. White goods heaven. After loading the wash and starting the cycle I perched on top lady-like and side-saddle. Flicking through Cosmo I tried to concentrate on the articles but anticipation was building. And then ...the cycle stopped. Just like a man. Condenser dryers are not white goods heaven for that very reason. As the gals know, we all need that vibrating spin-cycle at the end to relieve us of the 'stresses' of modern day womanhood. I even had a cigarette ready to smoke afterwards.

Well if YOU can handle the heat and this is intended in the nicest possible way

Can you handle a lady busy in the kitchen in the nude?!?! HOT HOT - beware if you touch you could burn

mb

Johnny M wrote:Having embraced my new Bridget Jones status and lifestyle, I find I have become a domestic God. Cooking, cleaning, washing. You name it, I can do it. Tonight I’ve successfully taken another step towards domestic nirvana by burning myself with the iron. I now have one of those two inch burn marks on the inside of my left forearm so favoured by the female species. Naturally as soon as the accident happened my maternal pragmatism automatically kicked in and I remained calm and collected. After ensuring that the iron was safely secured and no further danger to my person, I snapped a leaf off the Aloe Vera plant growing in a pot on the kitchen window sill. As any woman knows, the medicinal qualities of the natural gel inside the leaf help to relieve the pain, fight infection and more importantly, prevent scarring. My estrogen levels are rising.

A lot of those things are more to do with gender roles than some of the deeper, natural aspects of gender.

should we care?

yes. i'll pay hiim to clean and wash.

Indeed should we care

@Rosalie - every man and woman roaming this world have feminine and masculine quantities roaming within.....remember if you can't handle the heat ..... get out of the kitchen!!!! or know how to cook and bake

MB

And on that note....I'll pay to watch him do it....

Rosalie wrote:

Johnny M wrote:Having embraced my new Bridget Jones status and lifestyle, I find I have become a domestic God. Cooking, cleaning, washing. You name it, I can do it. Tonight I’ve successfully taken another step towards domestic nirvana by burning myself with the iron. I now have one of those two inch burn marks on the inside of my left forearm so favoured by the female species. Naturally as soon as the accident happened my maternal pragmatism automatically kicked in and I remained calm and collected. After ensuring that the iron was safely secured and no further danger to my person, I snapped a leaf off the Aloe Vera plant growing in a pot on the kitchen window sill. As any woman knows, the medicinal qualities of the natural gel inside the leaf help to relieve the pain, fight infection and more importantly, prevent scarring. My estrogen levels are rising.

A lot of those things are more to do with gender roles than some of the deeper, natural aspects of gender.

Of course it's gender roles. It's stereo-typing but as I'm posting as a 'woman' I can't be accused of being sexist. I'm setting myself up to be shot down. It's called humour. It's called laughing at yourself.

F*cking muppet.

Huh? I wasn't get upset at anything I don't know why you are.

emilystrange wrote:yes. i'll pay hiim to clean and wash.

£7.50 an hour and I don't do U-bends. Deal Pebble?

another one for the Trash, where are the mods when ye need them, and why is Romiley so nice?
Grumpy Old Bastard, yes