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ruffers wrote:And there's me thinking I was just making up absolute rubbish!

so the donkey thing isn't true?

gutted

there is water at the bottom of the ocean

Jelly from Pork Pies, when heated, is a good substitute for varnishing wood.

Mmmm, I wonder if Marmite would be a good substitute for Creosote?

I can't see anyone noticing if creosote was substituted for marmite to be honest.

ruffers wrote:I can't see anyone noticing if creosote was substituted for marmite to be honest.

well, the toast would go mouldy, change colour etc...

I really hope you're not "dissing" marmite James, otherwise we might fall out...

I didn't learn to whistle until I was 15.

Now I'm really quite good at it.

Hugo Klang, from Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, was fired from the band with a punch in the face on the way to the airport after a gig because he sang along with Nick Cave's (lead) vocal lines throughout every song, rather than just doing the backing vocals he was hired to do.

markfiend wrote:I really hope you're not "dissing" marmite James, otherwise we might fall out...

certainly not MarkyMark, Marmiteâ„¢ on hot buttered toast be the food of the Gods

James Blast wrote:

markfiend wrote:I really hope you're not "dissing" marmite James, otherwise we might fall out...

certainly not MarkyMark, Marmiteâ„¢ on hot buttered toast be the food of the Gods

Indeedy

Wholewheat toast for preference.

markfiend wrote:

James Blast wrote:

markfiend wrote:I really hope you're not "dissing" marmite James, otherwise we might fall out...

certainly not MarkyMark, Marmiteâ„¢ on hot buttered toast be the food of the Gods

Indeedy

Wholewheat toast for preference.

Here's me thinking I was the last Marmite Fanatic on the planet.

Are you proud of your creation, RJ?

RicheyJames wrote:...something i don't know.

A whales is not in fact a fish.

It's an insect.

My eyes are different colours - blue (right) and brown.

Leaving a fridge door open will actually increase the temperature in a room.

no other word rhymes with 'orange'.

ruffers wrote:Leaving a fridge door open will actually increase the temperature in a room.

Only if it's switched on

timsinister wrote:

markfiend wrote:

James Blast wrote:certainly not MarkyMark, Marmiteâ„¢ on hot buttered toast be the food of the Gods

Indeedy

Wholewheat toast for preference.

Here's me thinking I was the last Marmite Fanatic on the planet.

Oh no. We're everywhere. I prefer mine on cold buttered toast. You can put it in the fridge to cool down if you're in a hurry. Works a treat, but doesn't do your fridge any good.

James Blast wrote:there is water at the bottom of the ocean

how stupid of me to believe there`d be corrals or sand

James Blast wrote:well, the toast would go mouldy, change colour etc...

Unless it is Toast 6 Titanium Barman.

filthyrikky wrote:

RicheyJames wrote:...something i don't know.

A whales is not in fact a fish.

It's an insect.

We had an argument earlier at school about this, and I've worked it all out.

Whales are reptiles, close relatives of Anacondas, with a distant relation to Koalas. And they can't breathe underwater, they just look like they can.

whales are dead good at holding their breath

James Blast wrote:there is water at the bottom of the ocean

now if that is correct (and i don't doubt your superior knowledge on this subject )

what's at the bottom of the sea?...obviously the water can't be in two places at once...and we all know that a sea isn't an ocean

James Blast wrote:you've got split ends

lol Nice one Mr Blast

ahem.. Im going to clean your toilet with your toothbrush tomorrow night.. and I know you wont find out until Monday because your not online at home yet.. mwahahahah