Heartland

I'm still laughing at the mere thought of the look on John(ny)'s face when confronted with Photoshop.

CorpPunk wrote:Johnny you rat bastard

I send you the crown jewels and you call me that.

CorpPunk wrote:and I now know where you live.

Knowing what a mad bitch you are, that really is quite unnerving.

CorpPunk wrote: *It took eight days. What's up with that?

Nothing. It was as expected.

hallucienate wrote:I'm still laughing at the mere thought of the look on John(ny)'s face when confronted with Photoshop.

I will confess that it did take me five weeks to work out how to import an image.

Even though JansenClone had voulunteered to be my help desk I was determined to be geek. Well partially.

Besides, my photoshop install never came with instructions. Or with packaging. Or from a shop.

Johnny M wrote:Or from a shop.

isn't that illegal?

d00mw0lf wrote:... hell hath no fury like a bride that doesn't like punk rock.

Rockstar lifestyle doesn't suit having a family, does it?

I was probably being ambiguous here ...

Johnny M wrote: but you did make the over 40’s category.

I did of course not mean years old but inches.

And yes I did edit the original post where this extract came from because I'm a tw@t.

But having said that, after this comment I can hear the stampeding hooves from the bitch from hell from here. I'm running away very fast. I suggest you do too.

James Blast wrote:

Johnny M wrote:Or from a shop.

isn't that illegal?

Yep.

Johnny M wrote:

James Blast wrote:

Johnny M wrote:Or from a shop.

isn't that illegal?

Yep.

Shhhhhh!!

I didn't hear that - you didn't see me, roight

Black Alice wrote:

Johnny M wrote:

James Blast wrote:isn't that illegal?

Yep.

Shhhhhh!!

I didn't hear that - you didn't see me, roight

Loki sees ...

Johnny M wrote:I was probably being ambiguous here ...

Johnny M wrote: but you did make the over 40’s category.

I did of course not mean years old but inches.

I thought you meant years. I don't look that rough.

the all seeing chemical God Eye-See-Eye

CorpPunk wrote:

Johnny M wrote:but you did make the over 40’s category.

I thought you meant years ... I don't look that rough.

Johnny M wrote: It was only when I looked at the 'wedding photo in profile from the waist up' (for an extremely long time) that I realised my faux pas.

So it was you who downloaded the pix. Creepy.

Anyway, I look nothing like that anymore. I haven't had a haircut in four months, and I am desperately trying to gain a minimum of 30 pounds (2.5 stone/13 kg) so I can p*ss everyone off by not being able to fit into my bridesmaid's dresses in October. But I seem to be losing instead. Can't I do anything right?!

timsinister wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote:... hell hath no fury like a bride that doesn't like punk rock.

Rockstar lifestyle doesn't suit having a family, does it?

Damn right. I'm gonna sell the lot of them and use the money to buy moon rock.

CorpPunk wrote:So it was you who downloaded the pix. Creepy.

Who downloaded the 'lolly-pop' shot?

"Oh Johnny, I won't be able to sleep tonight" Pah!

Take the life size poster you have above your headboard and burn it. Preferably not in your bedroom because the rest of your apartment will go up as well. Hang on! I insist. It's the best way forward. Honestly.

Jezz, only in Amerika ... * shrug *

Heartland's turned into a dark sitcom. With an unintelligble plot. Exciting and edgy, just completely incomprehensible.

timsinister wrote:Heartland's turned into a dark sitcom. With an unintelligble plot. Exciting and edgy, just completely incomprehensible.

Have you been drinking Timothy...?

TimSinister? Drinking?
surley not!

d00mw0lf wrote:TimSinister? Drinking?
surley not!

Oh I know, I'm clutching at straws...

Pot to Kettle, come in Kettle. Just 'cause I need a percentage to jump start my madness...both of you are genetically drunk.

timsinister wrote:Pot to Kettle, come in Kettle. Just 'cause I need a percentage to jump start my madness...both of you are genetically drunk.

*waves large bat-shaped handbag at you*
And you sir, are Tim Von Wiggles.
*slaps you with afore-mentioned bat-shaped handbag*

timsinister wrote:Heartland's turned into a dark sitcom. With an unintelligble plot. Exciting and edgy, just completely incomprehensible.

Agreed.

Good 'ere innit?

markfiend wrote:

timsinister wrote:Heartland's turned into a dark sitcom. With an unintelligble plot. Exciting and edgy, just completely incomprehensible.

Agreed.

Good 'ere innit?

Bloody amazing.

d00m, you're turning into one of those senile old women who attack people with bags. Just so's you know...

timsinister wrote:

markfiend wrote:

timsinister wrote:Heartland's turned into a dark sitcom. With an unintelligble plot. Exciting and edgy, just completely incomprehensible.

Agreed.

Good 'ere innit?

Bloody amazing.

d00m, you're turning into one of those senile old women who attack people with bags. Just so's you know...

that's unfair. d00mw0lf is not old.

*backs carefully away from lazcorp so as not to get caught in the fallout*