Posted: 30 Jun 2005, 18:14
I have cats and the scars to prove itrian wrote:Yes. The eat and kill birds an mice, you knowObviousman wrote:That sure does make it sound a lot more savagerian wrote:Nails?
I think you mean claws.
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Posted: 30 Jun 2005, 20:40
I don't like them eitherDelilah wrote:am I the only one in here that doesn't like cats? they don't like me either it seems...
- unfortunately I think they can sense that so they try to make friends 
just to p*ss me offPosted: 30 Jun 2005, 20:46
Ooh yes, they're maliciousBlack Alice wrote:I don't like them eitherDelilah wrote:am I the only one in here that doesn't like cats? they don't like me either it seems...
Posted: 30 Jun 2005, 20:47
Nope ,dont like the buggers either,more of a dog man{suppose it's like being a breast man or leg manBlack Alice wrote:I don't like them eitherDelilah wrote:am I the only one in here that doesn't like cats? they don't like me either it seems...
},much more trustworthy!Posted: 30 Jun 2005, 21:00
Cats have their uses. I have refused to do any decorating since Pam's scratched the wallpaper I had just spent a week putting up 10+ years ago.
Posted: 30 Jun 2005, 21:01
Target practiceFrancis wrote:Cats have their uses.
<ducks for cover>
Posted: 01 Jul 2005, 00:03
lazarus corporation wrote:I have cats and the scars to prove it
Posted: 01 Jul 2005, 04:09
Will someone else make a pussy joke please,timsinister wrote:lazarus corporation wrote:I have cats and the scars to prove it
I can't be seen to post two such jokes on the same thread..
Posted: 01 Jul 2005, 12:38
It's 3 from now on, actually.I wrote:I share a house with 4 cats.
One was run over by a car yesterday.
Biedus Biedusik, my lovely vagabound from the woods. Posted: 01 Jul 2005, 12:48
_emma_ wrote:It's 3 from now on, actually.I wrote:I share a house with 4 cats.
One was run over by a car yesterday.
Very sad to hear that. My friend lost his pet boa yesterday, who knew snakes also get cancer Posted: 01 Jul 2005, 13:01
I wouldn't dream of it; I have my reputation to think of.Ocean Moves wrote:Will someone else make a pussy joke please,timsinister wrote:lazarus corporation wrote:I have cats and the scars to prove it
I can't be seen to post two such jokes on the same thread..
Quip on, young man!
Posted: 01 Jul 2005, 18:23
sorry to hear that emma._emma_ wrote:It's 3 from now on, actually.I wrote:I share a house with 4 cats.
One was run over by a car yesterday.
we lost our cat a few months back.pretty certain it got run over (it wasn't the sort of cat to run off) but in the abscence of a body the kids still keep expecting it to come home.heartbreaking little buggers,cats.
Posted: 01 Jul 2005, 18:37
Very sorry to hear that... Even if you don't like the species (like me), it always is heartbreaking to loose someone near to you which your pets mostly are too (as the cat was to you)..._emma_ wrote:It's 3 from now on, actually.
One was run over by a car yesterday.
Posted: 01 Jul 2005, 21:13
I once had a girlfriend with a red pussy. She used to sit on my lap all the time, purring and softly scratching my belly and thighs.Ocean Moves wrote:Will someone else make a pussy joke please,timsinister wrote:lazarus corporation wrote:I have cats and the scars to prove it
I can't be seen to post two such jokes on the same thread..
Then my next girl had her pussy shaved bald. She was convinced it was unhealthy to have a hairy pussy in the middle of a 32 degrees' summer...
Ta.
*coat*
IZ.
Posted: 02 Jul 2005, 15:00
And it's 4 again!
I found a kitten behind a local grocer's yesterday! It's a he, looks about 2 months old, ginger with white patches, seems homeless (well, not anymore), neglected and hungry. A gift from heaven to wipe my tears.
I found a kitten behind a local grocer's yesterday! It's a he, looks about 2 months old, ginger with white patches, seems homeless (well, not anymore), neglected and hungry. A gift from heaven to wipe my tears.
Posted: 02 Jul 2005, 18:31
Modern-day Francis of Assisi! Good on yer.
Posted: 03 Jul 2005, 01:27
awesome!_emma_ wrote:And it's 4 again!
I found a kitten behind a local grocer's yesterday! It's a he, looks about 2 months old, ginger with white patches, seems homeless (well, not anymore), neglected and hungry. A gift from heaven to wipe my tears.
i'm chuffed for ya! 
Re: help
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 03:20
Actually, mine tend to fall when I get up.Andrew S wrote:When I need to get up, I just tell my cat this. He's heard it so many times, he understands and (reluctantly) jumps off my lap.