Heartland

Obviousman wrote:Ah, well, today's paper (which I don't ever really read, but it was on the frontpage) informed me that Kopenhagen university proved church going people will live on average 2.5 years longer, so lets all go and praise the lord

Still, I very much second what you've just said, BA

And be surrounded by them in the latter years......I'll take my chances

Obviousman wrote:church going people will live on average 2.5 years longer

But they'll have spent most of that on their knees.

finally got through to this site using a different browser (computer illiterate arse-candle that i am,i didnt even know it was there) only to be told i'm 0.4 older than i should be.thats not so bad considering.

first reccomendation?
get more sleep.

2.2 years younger!
Now, if in the next couple of months - which might not be that difficult as Mrs E. is about to start a detox diet - I can claw back a further eighteen months I'll be back in my twenties!

smiscandlon wrote:Gave up near the start as I have no idea of my height / weight etc.

Me too.

Dark wrote:Bastards won't accept me if I'm under 18. It's like the Motörhead and Mish gigs I was going to go to.

Anywhom, I'm 15, and happy with it (though I'm crying inside)

That makes two of us.

Except as far as I know, there's no age limit at the Mish's Liverpool gig

28 years of blood on my hands !!!

and still making progress !!!

Motz wrote:

Dark wrote:Bastards won't accept me if I'm under 18. It's like the Motörhead and Mish gigs I was going to go to.

Anywhom, I'm 15, and happy with it (though I'm crying inside)

That makes two of us.

Except as far as I know, there's no age limit at the Mish's Liverpool gig

Damn you for living there. Of course the Mish aren't playing in Lincolnshire, it's in Nottinghamshire. Either wait, I'll just wait for the bootleg.

I don't live there.

I have to crawl through a dark tunnel to get to the land of tracksuits and cars without wheels

And then there's the inevitability of drunken scallies at every gig over there. And I mean every. That even includes Pink Floyd tribute bands

This is clearly nonsense designed to encourage people...I am the least healthy person I know, should be at least ten years older than my real age, & it still said I was younger than my real age.

If I am due any 'extra time' can I have my late teens back please rather than extra time in the concentration camps that will have been set up for old people without a private pension by the time I get to that age?

No?

in that case I shall just try to drink and smoke a bit more then...

i sacked that off at about question 6 as i couldnt be bothered converting my height and weight into their stoopid formats.

i had a quick peek at the next page though but when i saw the bit about working out how many kilometers you travel by car a year, i knew i should be doing something more interesting

incidentally, in answer to the question posed in the thread's subject, 32. and a half.

I wasn't going to but as it kept boinging I did.

Your 'real age' is:
Your age is:
Difference:
38.1, but you could be younger!
37.6
0.4

Given my life I'm pretty darn happy with that.

I was 1.1 year older than in real life, and I was honest too. I exspected to be much older, acording to my lifestyle.

One year younger.

Good job there were no questions to determin mental age

I'm 22.7 years old
but acording to this site I'm 22.5

I should avoid smokers ...... can't I have any friends or what?

Francis wrote:But they'll have spent most of that on their knees.

Motz wrote:

Dark wrote:Bastards won't accept me if I'm under 18. It's like the Motörhead and Mish gigs I was going to go to.

Anywhom, I'm 15, and happy with it (though I'm crying inside)

That makes two of us.

Except as far as I know, there's no age limit at the Mish's Liverpool gig

When I took the test 1984 was the youngest you could go, which was quite ideal for me

Dark wrote:

Motz wrote:

Dark wrote:Bastards won't accept me if I'm under 18. It's like the Motörhead and Mish gigs I was going to go to.

Anywhom, I'm 15, and happy with it (though I'm crying inside)

That makes two of us.

Except as far as I know, there's no age limit at the Mish's Liverpool gig

Damn you for living there. Of course the Mish aren't playing in Lincolnshire, it's in Nottinghamshire. Either wait, I'll just wait for the bootleg.

where are they playing korin?i was getting in to rock city (most likely venue) for gigs at your age.and there are still people going there who obviouslyarent anywhere near 18.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

Dark wrote:

Motz wrote: That makes two of us.

Except as far as I know, there's no age limit at the Mish's Liverpool gig

Damn you for living there. Of course the Mish aren't playing in Lincolnshire, it's in Nottinghamshire. Either wait, I'll just wait for the bootleg.

where are they playing korin?i was getting in to rock city (most likely venue) for gigs at your age.and there are still people going there who obviouslyarent anywhere near 18.

Well, last I heard it was age limited to 18 at Rock City for their gig. I don't mind testing the rules here in Lincoln (since the door people are nice here, and would turn a blind eye anyway), but it'd be one hell of a wasted journey to Nottingham if I wasn't allowed in.

Dark wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

Dark wrote: Damn you for living there. Of course the Mish aren't playing in Lincolnshire, it's in Nottinghamshire. Either wait, I'll just wait for the bootleg.

where are they playing korin?i was getting in to rock city (most likely venue) for gigs at your age.and there are still people going there who obviouslyarent anywhere near 18.

Well, last I heard it was age limited to 18 at Rock City for their gig. I don't mind testing the rules here in Lincoln (since the door people are nice here, and would turn a blind eye anyway), but it'd be one hell of a wasted journey to Nottingham if I wasn't allowed in.

fair enough.it depends how old you look though-if you can get served in most pubs then rock city lot would most probably let you in with a ticket.still,it is a pain in the arse if not.

Two words. (Well, one word and two letters):

Fake ID

Wait a sec, people from Heartland helping me to get IN to a Mish gig?

Oh yeah...

Call to mind, if you will, the lyrics to 1969...

just about spot on.....................103

Ed Rhombus wrote:One year younger.

Good job there were no questions to determin mental age