Heartland

boudicca wrote:
Learn the technique of "manly slap on the back" and you're halfway there...

(where "there" is I'm not quite sure. Red-blooded heterosexuality I think)

Trying to cover it up with forced shows of my male attitude will only draw more attention; I don't have a very manly nature, which probably contributes to the problem.

EDIT: I do apologise, I'm not sure why this is turning into a goddamned therapy session. Start charging me thirty quid an hour to insult my intelligence, and you've got a business!

timsinister wrote:

boudicca wrote:

@ yr avatar "modification"...

I still say bring back the old one though...

Some of us don't feel the need to swap like one would change their socks!

Well maybe YOU change yours every few WEEKS...

I can smell you when the wind is coming from the south-east...

..which is never, thankfully!

I don't see a new pic...
The haircut pic's on it's way...

We'll make a man of you yet!

And that IS a threat!!!

d00mw0lf wrote:The haircut pic's on it's way...

Go fer it, D00meh!

As the Iron Lady once said, we don't negotiate with terrorists. And neither does a von Sinister!

He just caves in immediately. </beaten>

I still want to see this pic D00meh.

Now, would I let you see that? *innocent face*

I could feasibly argue that it isn't me; that bloke certainly doesn't look like that budding Snape-a-like, Sinister.

d00mw0lf wrote:Now, would I let you see that? *innocent face*

Never mind Tim. It'll grow out...

But the shame is eternal.

You mean it isn't a wavey jesus with crazy eyeballs?

boudicca wrote:
But the shame is eternal.

So's my drinking habit. We've had this conversation.

d00mw0lf wrote:You mean it isn't a wavey jesus with crazy eyeballs?

It might be if you're drunk.

Which he obviously was when he went to the barber's and asked for a "Jamie Theakston"...

And then there were three...

boudicca wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote:You mean it isn't a wavey jesus with crazy eyeballs?

It might be if you're drunk.

Which he obviously was when he went to the barber's and asked for a "Jamie Theakston"...

*sigh*

Et tu, d00mie?

boudicca wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote:You mean it isn't a wavey jesus with crazy eyeballs?

It might be if you're drunk.

Which he obviously was when he went to the barber's and asked for a "Jamie Theakston"...

Herr Sinister? Under the influence?
Always!

timsinister wrote:

boudicca wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote:You mean it isn't a wavey jesus with crazy eyeballs?

It might be if you're drunk.

Which he obviously was when he went to the barber's and asked for a "Jamie Theakston"...

*sigh*

Et tu, d00mie?

S'if.

timsinister wrote:You'd turn down a Timelord, but you'd choose a Stripper or a Prepubescent Musician?

Prepubescent? I'll have you know I'm 15, and apparently more romantic than you.

Gowan! Strike him with your glove!

Dark wrote:Prepubescent? I'll have you know I'm 15

He's speaking from his own experience aren'tcha Tim?

Dark wrote:

timsinister wrote:You'd turn down a Timelord, but you'd choose a Stripper or a Prepubescent Musician?

Prepubescent? I'll have you know I'm 15, and apparently more romantic than you.

Not difficult. Regard...

The Ex wrote:...rather be on holiday in a leaky caravan with my parents in the Lake District.

You got me beat before we started, Dark.

boudicca wrote:

Dark wrote:Prepubescent? I'll have you know I'm 15

He's speaking from his own experience aren'tcha Tim?

See above; other people seem to be obsessed with answering for me.

Debaser wrote: So that pretty much excluded everyone on here this evening

Desperate attempt to stop what has already happened...