Heartland

Dark wrote:When's Miss Ems coming back? I don't like this teacher. Hot as she is.

here, sweetie. as you were, everyone.

summer school is open..

emilystrange wrote:

Dark wrote:When's Miss Ems coming back? I don't like this teacher. Hot as she is.

here, sweetie. as you were, everyone.

summer school is open..

I can see a staffroom squabble on it's way....

nice teacher, nasty teacher. we can mix and match.

Dark wrote:When's Miss Ems coming back? I don't like this teacher. Hot as she is.

What do you have to do to get detention?

culprit wrote:

Dark wrote:When's Miss Ems coming back? I don't like this teacher. Hot as she is.

What do you have to do to get detention?

Refrain from doing any of the things I have so far ordered you to do...

actually, it's entirely at whim

I planned to get a haircut later this week, but when I see this tread: REBELLION

(not that it's long or so, it's actually rather short already )

Obviousman wrote:I planned to get a haircut later this week, but when I see this tread: REBELLION

(not that it's long or so, it's actually rather short already )

You have my permission to grow it...

No facial hair though.

Are you listening ?

(we all know the answer to THAT... )

Good God, what have I missed?

Well, sorry my darling Scot, but now that my hair has receeded, I'm compensating with a fine chinwig. Just for you.

timsinister wrote:Good God, what have I missed?

Well, sorry my darling Scot, but now that my hair has receeded, I'm compensating with a fine chinwig. Just for you.

Timmy NOOOOO!

we might have to expel him.

emilystrange wrote:we might have to expel him.

I think he may enjoy that a little too much!

send him to coventry then

Ew.

Coventry's actually a damn nice place assuming that you accidentally wander onto the campus of Warwick University.

So on the whole I agree with you

Send 'im tae GLESGA! That's be a real punishment...

...and not in a kinky or fun way, not in the least...

boudicca wrote:Send 'im tae GLESGA! That's be a real punishment...

I honestly don't think the crown jewel of the highlands can be any worse than the squatting architectural nightmare of inbreeding that is this pestilent arsehole of a so-called city.

Ahem.

timsinister wrote:squatting architectural nightmare of inbreeding that is this pestilent arsehole of a so-called city.

I'm sorry are we talking about Glasgow or Hull now?
I'm a bit slow tonight.

(well, every night, but...)

boudicca wrote:

timsinister wrote:squatting architectural nightmare of inbreeding that is this pestilent arsehole of a so-called city.

I'm sorry are we talking about Glasgow or Hull now?
I'm a bit slow tonight.

(well, every night, but...)

Not your fault, Sinister in full rant mode is pretty incoherent. I was merely saying I expected Glasgow to be infinitely preferable to Hull, seeings as one is stuck in an eighties timewarp with all of the good bits taken out and seasoned with a stench of death, a culture of narrow-mindedness, ignorance, and isolation, and a very aura of collapse, and the other is Glasgow.

timsinister wrote:

boudicca wrote:

timsinister wrote:squatting architectural nightmare of inbreeding that is this pestilent arsehole of a so-called city.

I'm sorry are we talking about Glasgow or Hull now?
I'm a bit slow tonight.

(well, every night, but...)

Not your fault, Sinister in full rant mode is pretty incoherent. I was merely saying I expected Glasgow to be infinitely preferable to Hull, seeings as one is stuck in an eighties timewarp with all of the good bits taken out and seasoned with a stench of death, a culture of narrow-mindedness, ignorance, and isolation, and a very aura of collapse, and the other is Glasgow.

So we're "the jewel of the Highlands" are we...?

My my my, you've got a lot to learn!

And in Glesga, we teach you things with broken bottles!

boudicca wrote:

So we're "the jewel of the Highlands" are we...?

My my my, you've got a lot to learn!

And in Glesga, we teach you things with broken bottles!

I'm supposed to be visiting in September, this isn't very encouraging...

timsinister wrote:

boudicca wrote:

So we're "the jewel of the Highlands" are we...?

My my my, you've got a lot to learn!

And in Glesga, we teach you things with broken bottles!

I'm supposed to be visiting in September, this isn't very encouraging...

Man or mouse?

Does anyone else read Honey's 'instruction' posts in the style of Sarah Nixey from Black Box Recorder?

If not, I'd recommend it. Much better than the almost-Glaswegian-but-actually-from-somewhere-boring-nearby accent, which how I imagine Honey usually sounds.

In an oblique way this is promotion. You've gone from sounding like an annoying girl on my journalism course to sounding like one of my favourite female vocalists. I may have to upgrade Honey into something even more patronising.

boudicca wrote: Man or mouse?

You needn't ask, and you know it.

andymackem wrote:almost-Glaswegian-but-actually-from-somewhere-boring-nearby...

Somewhere posh and boring, mackem... which really takes the edge off the "Glaswegianness". I'm just "general well-to-do in the west of Scotland".

I don't say "therty". Ever.

And I also subscribe to the doctrine that "you catch more flies with a bucket of s**t than a spoonful of honey".