Heartland

Is it really that close - good luck to both of you

it's possibly even more imminent than it was at my last post - mrswhizzkid's getting pains now and's walking around trying to decidide if this is it....until it's defnite i 'm trying to not panic...everything bar the mad dash is done...

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:it's possibly even more imminent than it was at my last post - mrswhizzkid's getting pains now and's walking around trying to decidide if this is it....until it's defnite i 'm trying to not panic...everything bar the mad dash is done...

SO WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING ON HERE!!!,I'm s**t my self now and i'm 400miles away!!!.....I'll get THE BOILING WATER AND TOWELS!

he'd be a wreck if he wasn't.. she doesn't need him hovering, so he's safer where he is

We'll all panic for you

..............isn't this exciting

Black Alice wrote:We'll all panic for you

..............isn't this exciting

Its like one of them docusoap thingys,but without all the gory pictures!

well?

Wow, give my regards to Mrs Whizzkid.

emilystrange wrote:well?

Do you think their on their way to the Hostiple{bites nails}

Aha! Good luck indeed!

Nice timing, later on you'll be telling stories: 'well, it was the first sisters gig in years and...' to the kiddo

Avoid all talk of Sisters gigs on the night of birth.

A child needs to feel loved

Obviousman wrote:Aha! Good luck indeed!

Nice timing, later on you'll be telling stories: 'well, it was the first sisters gig in years and...' to the kiddo

i'm still in trouble for interrupting my dad and uncle playing cricket in the garden.

I have to say that I'd feel more guilt about interrupting a Sisters gig than a cricket match

I apparently 'came out' on a very very sunny day, and spot on that moment, thunderstorms started

emilystrange wrote:i'm still in trouble for interrupting my dad and uncle playing cricket in the garden.

My mum,a small woman of only 5 ft,never forgave me for being 11lbs 4ozand having her in labour for 36 hours!

he's logged off.. *worries*

He'll be fine.


Hopefully she will too

To be honest, I'd be more worried, specifically for Mrs EMWK's pain threshold, if he didn't log off at some point.

Motz wrote:To be honest, I'd be more worried, specifically for Mrs EMWK's pain threshold, if he didn't log off at some point.

Well, there are several levels of forum addiction, you see, if you wouldn't and would just go on to describe it all, you'ld be a step up

My prediction...

A shrink's couch, in 20 years time...

"No matter what I did I always felt my father resented me for some reason"...

Seriously, best of luck.

Soon we'll be having a new member, in the shape of EastmidswhizzkidsKID!

boudicca wrote:My prediction...

A shrink's couch, in 20 years time...

"No matter what I did I always felt my father resented me for some reason"...

Seriously, best of luck.

Soon we'll be having a new member, in the shape of EastmidswhizzkidsKID!

cheers everybody for your concerns,but once we'ld driven 20 miles to the hosptal -next time we have a kid i don't want to be in the sticks,not that there'll be a next time- and they'ld finished examining her the contractions had settled down to every 15 minutes.by midnight they'ld stopped completely.they wanted to keep us there but as mrswhizzkid said if nothings happening we're better off at home.
so -another false alarm.at least she's now dilated another couple of cm...still anytime soon really.
has anyone got a spare set of finger nails?
all the flavours gone out of these!

i don't think anyone else has any left either

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:cheers everybody for your concerns,but once we'ld driven 20 miles to the hosptal -next time we have a kid i don't want to be in the sticks,not that there'll be a next time- and they'ld finished examining her the contractions had settled down to every 15 minutes.by midnight they'ld stopped completely.they wanted to keep us there but as mrswhizzkid said if nothings happening we're better off at home.
so -another false alarm.at least she's now dilated another couple of cm...still anytime soon really.
has anyone got a spare set of finger nails?
all the flavours gone out of these!

Chin up fellah, it was a good rehearsal