Heartland

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 09:54**

Oh no!

I got busted and flung in jail - at least until tomorrow I think...

oh well.. it'll stop me spending/gambling all my money!

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 10:23**

What for?

I've confirmed the relationship.

I should warn you though, I plan to join the witness protection programme when you're put in a hole with your dead brother

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 10:26**

Ed Rhombus wrote:What for?

I've confirmed the relationship.

I should warn you though, I plan to join the witness protection programme when you're put in a hole with your dead brother

lol.. well you better watch out for midgets with baseball bats my friend..

Nah, I tried the 7-11 with not enough skill...

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 10:52**

culprit wrote:
emilystrange wrote: are these lads worth pimping?
you missed off the for....are these lads worth pimping for...

no, honey, i didn't...

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 11:16**

Obviousman wrote:Any clues on how to get more 'stamina'?

Take drugs in the clubs

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 11:19**

'ere have you got the gang invite yet??

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 11:21**

Ed Rhombus wrote:
Obviousman wrote:Any clues on how to get more 'stamina'?
Take drugs in the clubs

....in game as well

Right, I'm in, done a few shops and grannies and got a few hookers

You can guess my name 'ingame', same as always

How do we form a gang?

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 11:23**

Gottdammerung wrote:'ere have you got the gang invite yet??

Just joined

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 11:24**

culprit wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:
Obviousman wrote:Any clues on how to get more 'stamina'?
Take drugs in the clubs
....in game as well

Right, I'm in, done a few shops and grannies and got a few hookers

You can guess my name 'ingame', same as always

How do we form a gang?

I've got a gang started with the first thing in the morning thought of name of..

Speed Kings!

Righty, to join, reply to the solid relation message I just sent you, I'll send the gang invite once you've returned that..

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 11:25**

Gottdammerung wrote:'ere have you got the gang invite yet??

Could you give me an invite as well

Got me an Uzi and a hooker

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 11:26**

Obviousman wrote:
Gottdammerung wrote:'ere have you got the gang invite yet??
Could you give me an invite as well

Got me an Uzi and a hooker

I sent you one earlier.. check your messages..

If not send a relation message to Forkboy and I'll sort it out..

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 11:34**

Obviousman wrote:
Gottdammerung wrote:'ere have you got the gang invite yet??
Could you give me an invite as well

Got me an Uzi and a hooker

I'm now packing an MP5 and am whacked up on opium

Still only running three whores

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 11:41**

Ed Rhombus wrote:
Obviousman wrote:
Gottdammerung wrote:'ere have you got the gang invite yet??
Could you give me an invite as well

Got me an Uzi and a hooker
I'm now packing an MP5 and am whacked up on opium

Still only running three whores

He he, I've got five now.. picked up another two at a pub and bought one..

Best one is rhino girl.. a photo of the backside of a rhino that appears to be wearing white knickers...

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 11:56**

Hmm... Culprit, I tried inviting you and it said that I would be banned if I tried that again... strange..

Might be cos I'm in jail right now or you or I don't have enough respect..

I'll try tomorrow once I'm out of jail..

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 13:31**

I'm now in the slammer after a failed kidnapping

I'll be out in 4 days

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 13:35**

Ed Rhombus wrote:I'm now in the slammer after a failed kidnapping

I'll be out in 4 days

lol.. heck, I thought it was bad enough trying to jack the local 7-11 but you definitely went the whole way...

Just don't drop that damn soap boy, else you end up as my prison bitch!

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 14:32**

Gottdammerung wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:I'm now in the slammer after a failed kidnapping

I'll be out in 4 days

lol.. heck, I thought it was bad enough trying to jack the local 7-11 but you definitely went the whole way...

Just don't drop that damn soap boy, else you end up as my prison bitch!

After turning over the 7-11 five times I decided to chase bigger fish. Guess it's back to the 7-11 for a bit.

I doubt we'll meet as I'm not on 'that' wing

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 14:40**

Ed Rhombus wrote:
Gottdammerung wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:I'm now in the slammer after a failed kidnapping

I'll be out in 4 days

lol.. heck, I thought it was bad enough trying to jack the local 7-11 but you definitely went the whole way...

Just don't drop that damn soap boy, else you end up as my prison bitch!
After turning over the 7-11 five times I decided to chase bigger fish. Guess it's back to the 7-11 for a bit.

I doubt we'll meet as I'm not on 'that' wing

lol.. mind you there's always the exercise yard... just be sure I ain't got my biro with me...

anyhoo, can anyone else playing this damn thing post your usernames on here so we can send out invites to da gang!

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 17:11**

I'm Korin, surprise, surprise.

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 17:20**

you may be a gangster, but you're not too old to be spanked, kiddo

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 18:21**

emilystrange wrote:you may be a gangster, but you're not too old to be spanked, kiddo

Kinky.. you're hired.

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 18:59**

The Crims wrote:bigsi

"The Firm" is up and ready and waiting for members too!

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 20:59**

Dark wrote:
emilystrange wrote:you may be a gangster, but you're not too old to be spanked, kiddo
Kinky.. you're hired.

for WHAT??

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 21:04**

emilystrange wrote:
Dark wrote:
emilystrange wrote:you may be a gangster, but you're not too old to be spanked, kiddo
Kinky.. you're hired.

for WHAT??

Whatever he fired me from.

Enjoy the ride

Posted: **10 Aug 2005, 21:05**

Motz wrote:
emilystrange wrote:
Dark wrote: Kinky.. you're hired.

for WHAT??
Whatever he fired me from.

Enjoy the ride

Motz, I'm gonna need that leather back some day soon.

Heartland

OK it ain't Fiefdom but its a bit more naughty....