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Mrs. Snowey wrote: you don't fancy even trying the ironing plus webcam idea tho'
Just look how the boys in "The Full Monty" started...
Thank you,f**king Top Idea I tho't ,He'll never listen to me tho' !.
oh,i dunno....if there's a market i might reconsider....i could fake the ironing
Just make sure you'v' got the heating on full EMWK,a COLD room would be nowhere to make your DEBUT !.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Mrs. Snowey wrote:Promise you'll be careful with that iron tho'
Hell yeah, the phone might ring!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
James Blast wrote:Hell yeah, the phone might ring!
Mind,I'd rather have a"SKOLDEDLUG" than be seen on camera wi' a willy like a "Walnut Whip" .
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:makes a change from amusing shaped vegetables.
or a cucumber wrapped in clingfilm
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:makes a change from amusing shaped vegetables.
or a cucumber wrapped in clingfilm
Or Tin Foil,Spinal Tap!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Could be an idea for a new cookery program, Mr. EMWK. If he can do it, surely you can have a go
It would bring a whole new meening to"FAST"food !.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
EMWK - Eric M. Worrel Knife I couldn't think of another word that began with 'k'
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
James Blast wrote:EMWK - Eric M. Worrel Knife I couldn't think of another word that began with 'k'
Eric M. Worrels Knob !.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Mrs. Snowey wrote:Why do I get the feeling the bin-men will be round soon ?
yeah, but which ones? we have two:
1. yer reg'lar waste types
and
2. the recycling crew
if I told you the latter have a dude who comes round and inspects your bin before the truck shows up, would you believe me?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
James Blast wrote:
if I told you the latter have a dude who comes round and inspects your bin before the truck shows up, would you believe me?
Aye,their called"Weegies" .
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
James Blast wrote:yeah, but which ones? we have two:
1. yer reg'lar waste types
and
2. the recycling crew
if I told you the latter have a dude who comes round and inspects your bin before the truck shows up, would you believe me?
you lucky bastard!round here it's a bonus if they only spill half of it on the ground and remember to bring the bin back!
Round here it's a bonus if they come within 96 hours of the day they're supposed to
But I don't suppose you could be an "Online"bin man?,sorry for daring to get slightly back on thread !.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
I think it really is about time I gave scotty a good stabbing
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
James Blast wrote:I think it really is about time I gave scotty a good stabbing
Apologies Mr BLAST,for my ignorence,you can pick the entire play list to Leeds !.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
it is nae probs ma bro, I just feel the need to stab peeps to make them feel welcomed well I laffed
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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