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Posted: 20 Aug 2005, 23:29
by scotty
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:scotty wrote:
Thank you,f**king Top Idea I tho't
,He'll never listen to me tho'
!.
oh,i dunno....if there's a market i might reconsider....i could fake the ironing
Just make sure you'v' got the heating on full EMWK,a COLD room would be nowhere to make your DEBUT
!.
Posted: 20 Aug 2005, 23:32
by Mrs. Snowey
scotty wrote:eastmidswhizzkid wrote:scotty wrote:
Thank you,f**king Top Idea I tho't
,He'll never listen to me tho'
!.
oh,i dunno....if there's a market i might reconsider....i could fake the ironing
Just make sure you'v' got the heating on full EMWK,a COLD room would be nowhere to make your DEBUT
!.
Promise you'll be careful with that iron tho'
Posted: 20 Aug 2005, 23:37
by James Blast
Mrs. Snowey wrote:Promise you'll be careful with that iron tho'
Hell yeah, the phone might ring!
Posted: 20 Aug 2005, 23:41
by scotty
James Blast wrote:Hell yeah, the phone might ring!
Mind,I'd rather have a"SKOLDEDLUG" than be seen on camera wi' a willy like a "Walnut Whip"
.
Posted: 20 Aug 2005, 23:41
by eastmidswhizzkid
James Blast wrote:Mrs. Snowey wrote:Promise you'll be careful with that iron tho'
Hell yeah, the phone might ring!
cue the helen keller jokes...
Posted: 20 Aug 2005, 23:43
by eastmidswhizzkid
scotty wrote:...a willy like a "Walnut Whip"
.
makes a change from amusing shaped vegetables.
Posted: 20 Aug 2005, 23:48
by James Blast
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:makes a change from amusing shaped vegetables.
or a cucumber wrapped in clingfilm
Posted: 20 Aug 2005, 23:49
by Mrs. Snowey
I though the idea was
ironing, not preparation for a picnic
Posted: 20 Aug 2005, 23:49
by scotty
James Blast wrote:eastmidswhizzkid wrote:makes a change from amusing shaped vegetables.
or a cucumber wrapped in clingfilm
Or Tin Foil,Spinal Tap!
Posted: 20 Aug 2005, 23:56
by Mrs. Snowey
scotty wrote:James Blast wrote:eastmidswhizzkid wrote:makes a change from amusing shaped vegetables.
or a cucumber wrapped in clingfilm
Or Tin Foil,Spinal Tap!
Could be an idea for a new cookery program, Mr. EMWK. If
he can do it, surely you can have a go
Posted: 20 Aug 2005, 23:59
by scotty
Mrs. Snowey wrote:
Could be an idea for a new cookery program, Mr. EMWK. If
he can do it, surely you can have a go
It would bring a whole new meening to"FAST"food
!.
Posted: 21 Aug 2005, 00:03
by Mrs. Snowey
scotty wrote:Mrs. Snowey wrote:
Could be an idea for a new cookery program, Mr. EMWK. If
he can do it, surely you can have a go
It would bring a whole new meening to"FAST"food
!.
what's the point of having a webcam for that then; everything'd happen between the first 2 frames
Posted: 21 Aug 2005, 00:07
by James Blast
EMWK - Eric M. Worrel Knife
I couldn't think of another word that began with 'k' 
Posted: 21 Aug 2005, 00:08
by Mrs. Snowey
James Blast wrote:EMWK - Eric M. Worrel Knife
I couldn't think of another word that began with 'k'
konkers
Posted: 21 Aug 2005, 00:10
by scotty
James Blast wrote:EMWK - Eric M. Worrel Knife
I couldn't think of another word that began with 'k'
Eric M. Worrels Knob
!.
Posted: 21 Aug 2005, 00:11
by Mrs. Snowey
Why do I get the feeling the bin-men will be round soon ?
Posted: 21 Aug 2005, 00:18
by James Blast
Mrs. Snowey wrote:Why do I get the feeling the bin-men will be round soon ?
yeah, but which ones? we have two:
1. yer reg'lar waste types
and
2. the recycling crew
if I told you the latter have a dude who comes round and inspects your bin before the truck shows up, would you believe me?
Posted: 21 Aug 2005, 00:20
by scotty
James Blast wrote:
if I told you the latter have a dude who comes round and inspects your bin before the truck shows up, would you believe me?
Aye,their called"Weegies"
.
Posted: 21 Aug 2005, 00:20
by Mrs. Snowey
James Blast wrote:Mrs. Snowey wrote:Why do I get the feeling the bin-men will be round soon ?
yeah, but which ones? we have two:
1. yer reg'lar waste types
and
2. the recycling crew
if I told you the latter have a dude who comes round and inspects your bin before the truck shows up, would you believe me?
You have wheelie-bin police!
Posted: 21 Aug 2005, 00:23
by eastmidswhizzkid
James Blast wrote:Mrs. Snowey wrote:Why do I get the feeling the bin-men will be round soon ?
yeah, but which ones? we have two:
1. yer reg'lar waste types
and
2. the recycling crew
if I told you the latter have a dude who comes round and inspects your bin before the truck shows up, would you believe me?
you lucky bastard!round here it's a bonus if they only spill half of it on the ground and remember to bring the bin back!
Posted: 21 Aug 2005, 00:27
by Mrs. Snowey
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:James Blast wrote:Mrs. Snowey wrote:Why do I get the feeling the bin-men will be round soon ?
yeah, but which ones? we have two:
1. yer reg'lar waste types
and
2. the recycling crew
if I told you the latter have a dude who comes round and inspects your bin before the truck shows up, would you believe me?
you lucky bastard!round here it's a bonus if they only spill half of it on the ground and remember to bring the bin back!
Round here it's a bonus if they come within 96 hours of the day they're supposed to
Posted: 21 Aug 2005, 00:30
by scotty
Mrs. Snowey wrote:eastmidswhizzkid wrote:James Blast wrote:yeah, but which ones? we have two:
1. yer reg'lar waste types
and
2. the recycling crew
if I told you the latter have a dude who comes round and inspects your bin before the truck shows up, would you believe me?
you lucky bastard!round here it's a bonus if they only spill half of it on the ground and remember to bring the bin back!
Round here it's a bonus if they come within 96 hours of the day they're supposed to
But I don't suppose you could be an "Online"bin man?,sorry for daring to get slightly back on thread
!.
Posted: 21 Aug 2005, 00:37
by James Blast
I think it really is about time I gave scotty a good stabbing
Posted: 21 Aug 2005, 00:40
by scotty
James Blast wrote:I think it really is about time I gave scotty a good stabbing
Apologies Mr BLAST,for my ignorence,you can pick the entire play list to Leeds
!.
Posted: 21 Aug 2005, 00:49
by James Blast
it is nae probs ma bro, I just feel the need to stab peeps to make them feel welcomed
well I laffed