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James Blast wrote:caption competition, prizes may be awarded

When does the next train to Euston go?

MrChris wrote:

James Blast wrote:caption competition, prizes may be awarded

When does the next train to Euston go?

I think I actually have asked that question at least once in my life .

boudicca wrote:

Obviousman wrote:How big is she?

5'5'' sans chausseurs, not friendly with the 7 stone mark (though you lot do everything in metric don't you?) - details end here!!

Now, tell it it metric indeed, 5'5'' and 7 stone means less than nothing to me,

Obviousman wrote:

boudicca wrote:

Obviousman wrote:How big is she?

5'5'' sans chausseurs, not friendly with the 7 stone mark (though you lot do everything in metric don't you?) - details end here!!

Now, tell it it metric indeed, 5'5'' and 7 stone means less than nothing to me,

Not very tall and skinny enough to get "comments" about it...

Ah, so definately looking up to someone then...
Don't know what part of a person you see when you have your head in that anglee though

Obviousman wrote:Ah, so definately looking up to someone then...
Don't know what part of a person you see when you have your head in that anglee though

I do tend to find myself staring tall gentlemen like yourself between the nipples...

(assuming you're tall 'cos you're Dutch... )

But I look up to no-one!

boudicca wrote:I do tend to find myself staring [...] between the nipples...

Odd that. That's more usually a male viewpoint.

markfiend wrote:

boudicca wrote:I do tend to find myself staring [...] between the nipples...

Odd that. That's more usually a male viewpoint.

I don't want to crane my neck!

That's my excuse too.

markfiend wrote:That's my excuse too.

Bad boy.

James Blast wrote:caption competition, prizes may be awarded

A mirror she has fixed to the ceiling.

boudicca wrote:(assuming you're tall 'cos you're Dutch... )

Quite tall indeed

2 metres (and I won't imperialise that for you )

However, I think there's a whole lot less to see in our nipple-zone

Obviousman wrote:

boudicca wrote:(assuming you're tall 'cos you're Dutch... )

Quite tall indeed

2 metres (and I won't imperialise that for you )

Holy ! Miles over 6 foot then... (whoops sorry, kilometres!)

I do know my metric height, 1.64m I think...
I'm not even short! Average for a Scottish lady, if not slightly taller...

You lowlanders are a law unto yourselves .

So, the answer to the question is - I'm looking at Obviousman!

...another Boeing falling out of the sky?! It's that time of year...

nick the stripper wrote:

James Blast wrote:caption competition, prizes may be awarded

A mirror she has fixed to the ceiling.

already said that ! really Josh,if you can't keep up..

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

nick the stripper wrote:

James Blast wrote:caption competition, prizes may be awarded

A mirror she has fixed to the ceiling.

already said that ! really Josh,if you can't keep up..

But he kept it clean, you see...

like that's important, b?

emilystrange wrote:like that's important, b?

But of course! My delicate lady-ears are continuously burning with Lee's filth!

boudicca wrote:

emilystrange wrote:like that's important, b?

But of course! My delicate lady-ears are continuously burning with Lee's filth!

ha! viscious slander! ...just 'cause Nick didn't call it a sex-mirror;why else would you have a mirror on your ceiling?

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

boudicca wrote:

emilystrange wrote:like that's important, b?

But of course! My delicate lady-ears are continuously burning with Lee's filth!

ha! viscious slander! ...just 'cause Nick didn't call it a sex-mirror;why else would you have a mirror on your ceiling?

'Cos you're vain?

boudicca wrote:You lowlanders are a law unto yourselves .

When I went to the consulate to get me a new passport, they had to see how tall I was... Can you believe the meter only went to two metres, at a Dutch consulate

Obviousman wrote:

boudicca wrote:You lowlanders are a law unto yourselves .

When I went to the consulate to get me a new passport, they had to see how tall I was... Can you believe the meter only went to two metres, at a Dutch consulate

They must have a lot of problems with that - I heard you have a vocal "Tall People's Lobby" (Taal Peepools Lobbij? ) who hassle hotels to make their beds longer, doorways higher and so on.

Do tell, am I falling prey to national stereotypes here?

I asked her if they had a lot of problems with it and was laughing about it, but the lady behind the desk didn't seem to get the joke

Anyway, personally I wouldn't mind that lobby (though I'm not that monstrously big), hotel beds are just pure horror, my head has had several unfriendly encounters with doorways and so on
Don't know how vocal they are however

And stereotypes? Let me look up how you guys are stereotyped then

Obviousman wrote:I asked her if they had a lot of problems with it and was laughing about it, but the lady behind the desk didn't seem to get the joke

Anyway, personally I wouldn't mind that lobby (though I'm not that monstrously big), hotel beds are just pure horror, my head has had several unfriendly encounters with doorways and so on
Don't know how vocal they are however

And stereotypes? Let me look up how you guys are stereotyped then

Feel free, I know us Scots have an unblemished worldwide reputation...

(as tiny fat mean drunken aggressive slobs with ginger hair )

there never are enough pillows

now get back on topic, HL Derailers Inc.