Ronnie Barker pegs it...

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Mrs RicheyJames
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Apparently now his son can't attend his funeral as there's an outstanding warrant for his arrest. He's alleged to have been kiddy fiddling. Bet Old Ron was right proud!
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it's just been announced that elton john will be appearing at ronnie barker's funeral. it's understood that he plans to play fork handles in the wind...
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Now that was funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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