Heartland

Robotic Artificial Calculation and Hazardous Exploration Lifeform

Now onto the alter egos:

Transforming Humanoid Engineered for Potential Observation and Productive Exploration

Mechanical Electronic Replicant Manufactured for Accurate Infiltration and Destruction sounds about right.

The Pope wrote: Mechanical Electronic Replicant Manufactured for Accurate Infiltration and Destruction sounds about right.

I think it does. In a Kafkaesque type of way.

Little mermaid.

Johnny M wrote: Little mermaid.

Which is a thousand times better than Little Cockroach.

Consider yourself warned.

O.Z.P.A.T. Operational Zombie(?) Programmed for Assassination and Troubleshooting.

Nocturnal Destruction, Mr Fiend?

Bloody goths.

I'm so goth that even random collections of words created by a javascript program recognise my ubergothness.

Synthetic Transforming Replicant Assembled for Yearly Learning, Immediate Gratification and Hazardous Troubleshooting

The yearly learning bit is a right cop out, otherwise I like it

B.A.T.F.I.S.H.: Biomechanical Artificial Technician Fabricated for Immediate Sabotage and Harm

They know me so well, it's almost spooky.

B.L.A.C.K.A.L.I.C.E.: Biomechanical Lifelike Android Calibrated for Kamikaze Assassination, Logical Infiltration and Ceaseless Exploration

.........don't like the sound of kamikaze assassination

J.A.M.I.E. : Journeying Artificial Machine Intended For Exploration

Mine was rubbish & I liked this more anyway...

Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.: Zeta Zircon Zombie Zoned for Zealous Zoology, Zesty Zapping and Zippy Zymurgy.

Zippy Zymurgy!?

Q.U.I.F.F.B.O.Y.: Quantum Unit Intended for Fighting, Forbidden Battle and Online Yelling

and

Q.U.I.F.F.L.E.T.: Quantum Unit Intended for Fighting, Forbidden Learning and Efficient Troubleshooting

R.E.P.T.I.L.E.: Robotic Electronic Person Trained for Infiltration and Logical Exploration

P.I.K.K.R.O.N.G.: Positronic Individual Keen on Killing, Rational Observation and Nocturnal Gratification

or:

I.N.D.R.E.K.: Intelligent Networked Device Responsible for Efficient Killing

hmm, 'intelligent' - that sounds wrong, let's believe the first one:

P.I.K.K.R.O.N.G.: Positronic Individual Keen on Killing, Rational Observation and Nocturnal Gratification

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:

strange that they have designed the same face for us

pikkrong wrote: strange that they have designed the same face for us

you get a choice as to which picture you want at the beginning after you type in your name

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:

pikkrong wrote: strange that they have designed the same face for us

you get a choice as to which picture you want at the beginning after you type in your name

I had no choice, ther was only one looking like me
Compare:
http://www.myheartland.co.uk/gallery/de ... ge_id=1115

My initials:

D.I.M.: Digital Intelligent Machine

I always knew that anyway...

Anybody tried the Monster Name Decoder?

JAMIE : Jogger-Abducting Monster from the Isolated Earth.