Heartland

boudicca wrote:

pikkrong wrote:You mean:

Zuma wrote:and who all where involved in eating my pizza

?

You offered it freely to us, as I recall!

(much appreciated, think we'd have started knawing on the table otherwise! )

Course I did!

Ever wish you had never tried to make a comment on here sometimes - twas only a joke.

Zuma wrote:Ever wish you had never tried to make a comment on here sometimes - twas only a joke.

I got one of them clubs, wanna join?

James Blast wrote:

Zuma wrote:Ever wish you had never tried to make a comment on here sometimes - twas only a joke.

I got one of them clubs, wanna join?

Fellow member here.

Zuma wrote:

boudicca wrote:

pikkrong wrote:You mean:
?

You offered it freely to us, as I recall!

(much appreciated, think we'd have started knawing on the table otherwise! )

Course I did!

Ever wish you had never tried to make a comment on here sometimes - twas only a joke.

You saw us, perched at the end of the table like a pair of vultures staring at everyone else's food (and Indrek going "bastards! baaaastards!" ) It was no laughing matter. Cannibalism was just a sniff away...

Seriously, thanks. And they say Scots are mean!

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:it's a shame tim 'cause you are a bloody nice bloke (to use a different tim's catchphrase) but you do bring it on your self..never mind- i'm sure in the distant past i was a loud-mouthed drunken gobsh1te too .....

<spits coffee all over the keyboard> The past??

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:it's a shame tim 'cause you are a bloody nice bloke (to use a different tim's catchphrase) but you do bring it on your self..never mind- i'm sure in the distant past i was a loud-mouthed drunken gobsh1te too .....

Hold on Mrs. RJ - he wasn't that drunk!



You're very true mate - here's to turning that around.

Stop being a bum licky girl. Just 'cause he's bigger than you.

He's bigger than everyone.

timsinister wrote:He's bigger than everyone.

Than me?

Maybe not taller, but definitely wider

He was never stood still long enough for me to gauge his size

I've just realised that it looks like I've just called Lee a fat b@stard.

It's all muscle, obviously.

What's happened to my thread?

It's gone from being a cheap one picture joke to a slander Lee's weight extravaganza.

The Heartland effect.

Abandon hope all ye who enter.

markfiend wrote:I've just realised that it looks like I've just called Lee a fat b@stard.

He's be a medical freak if he was a fat b@stard, the amount of erm... sherbet he eats...

boudicca wrote:

Zuma wrote:

boudicca wrote:

You offered it freely to us, as I recall!

(much appreciated, think we'd have started knawing on the table otherwise! )

Course I did!

Ever wish you had never tried to make a comment on here sometimes - twas only a joke.

You saw us, perched at the end of the table like a pair of vultures staring at everyone else's food (and Indrek going "bastards! baaaastards!" ) It was no laughing matter. Cannibalism was just a sniff away...

I had forgotten it
To reveal only 5 words during the whole weekend and 2 of them were 'bastards'

But Zuma, you really saved 2 lives
Obviously you noticed how thin we were. And I used to be a fat man when I arrived to Leeds

pikkrong wrote:But Zuma, you really saved 2 lives
Obviously you noticed how thin we were. And I used to be a fat man when I arrived to Leeds

Yes, our combined weight is roughly the same as Andrew Eldritch's hair.

boudicca wrote:

pikkrong wrote:But Zuma, you really saved 2 lives
Obviously you noticed how thin we were. And I used to be a fat man when I arrived to Leeds

Yes, our combined weight is roughly the same as Andrew Eldritch's hair.

So you need two balances to weigh yourself, one for the left and one for the right foot? Postal balances that is

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:it's a shame tim 'cause you are a bloody nice bloke (to use a different tim's catchphrase) but you do bring it on your self..never mind- i'm sure in the distant past i was a loud-mouthed drunken gobsh1te too .....

<spits coffee all over the keyboard> The past??

yep...last weekend.

"fat bastard". -correct on both counts.

me:-are you Di? i'm EMWK Lee -nice to meet you!
mrsRJ:- oh, i expected you to be thin...


'nuff said.

My surprise with you, Lee, was I didn't realise you were 90% metal!

The most adorable bruiser I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.

boudicca wrote:My surprise with you, Lee, was I didn't realise you were 90% metal!

The most adorable bruiser I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.

and a sh*t hot dancer

boudicca wrote: The most adorable bruiser I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.

ditto

Zuma wrote:

boudicca wrote:My surprise with you, Lee, was I didn't realise you were 90% metal!

The most adorable bruiser I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.

and a sh*t hot dancer

Was he as good as Barry?

I think not!!!

Total dancefloor genius, that man.[/forum arse-lick]

Claire,Libby,Jo- - thank-you...i'm genuinely speechless (and a little bit chuffed )... to you all.

Dave however is proving sarcasm to be -once again- the highest form of wit.apart from playing with the strobe speed (hours of near-epileptic pleasure if you can get past the silly "safety"feature on the smoke machine) the only time i attempted to dance i accidentally reversed backards into paint it black and didnt realise until i had had the mishap of bulldozing him off of the dancefloor...