Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 12:08
What? cries a lot and sh1ts himself?Planet Dave wrote:Oh he does. Like a baby.DerekR wrote: On second thoughts, I don't think he does sleep
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Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 12:12
...and back to the question...who is looking after the cleaning of nappies/pampers/whatever else they are called....oh and the dummy thing too....
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 13:08
He didn't even stir when I tripped right over him on Monday morning...Planet Dave wrote:Oh he does. Like a baby.DerekR wrote: On second thoughts, I don't think he does sleep
curled up all foetal-like in his sleeping bag...Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 14:48
how the hell you happened to be in this side of the building? I hope you understood before it was too late that it was not bathroom or toilet...boudicca wrote:He didn't even stir when I tripped right over him on Monday morning...Planet Dave wrote:Oh he does. Like a baby.DerekR wrote: On second thoughts, I don't think he does sleep
I'll take my coat now, I'll take all my coats
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 15:32
Don't worry Indrek, we haven't got a toilet after the visit of Ginsinister.
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 16:10
Now I'm getting really worried because I used one room in your house as a toilet. More than once.Planet Dave wrote:Don't worry Indrek, we haven't got a toilet after the visit of Ginsinister.
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 16:10
that's our kind of boy!DerekR wrote: On second thoughts, I don't think he does sleep
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 16:21
what have pasties and sausage rolls got to do with anything?Planet Dave wrote:we haven't got a toilet after the visit of Ginsinister.
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 16:24
Thank-you.
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 16:31
You know we love you Tim.
It's Indrek I'm angry with. Best go have a look round. I assumed the funny smell was the kids.
It's Indrek I'm angry with. Best go have a look round. I assumed the funny smell was the kids.
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 17:01
Or someone left in that foetal-position who is not breathing anymore! 
Please Planet Dave - check properly.....
Please Planet Dave - check properly.....
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 17:02
Did you warn me that I have to use your garden for this?Planet Dave wrote:You know we love you Tim.
It's Indrek I'm angry with. Best go have a look round. I assumed the funny smell was the kids.
And I have to say you are bloody artist, Dave, ain't you? To design a room which looks absolutely like a toilet but isn't
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 17:37
You should change your avatar to a picture of Dave's hallowed bog, Indrek.
If toilets could talk...
If toilets could talk...
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 18:26
...his would be sobbing gently to itselfboudicca wrote:You should change your avatar to a picture of Dave's hallowed bog, Indrek.
If toilets could talk...
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 19:00
God help his kids then. They've been through more than a Vietnam vet!
Alright, Ethan?
Alright, Ethan?
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 19:35
...or rocking back and forth with an utterly shellshocked look on it's faceQuiff Boy wrote:...his would be sobbing gently to itselfboudicca wrote:You should change your avatar to a picture of Dave's hallowed bog, Indrek.
If toilets could talk...
...Am I really talking about the facial expression of one Yorkshire man's water closet?
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 20:29
Yorkshireman? YORKSHIREMAN?? 
Not even close. Well, fairly.
But still, carry on talking about the facial expressions of my bog. It's rather sweet. 
Ethan has started to develop a rather peculiar view of the world. He was disturbingly impressed by Lee's tatt's and metalwork.
YORKSHIREMAN?? Not even close. Well, fairly.
But still, carry on talking about the facial expressions of my bog. It's rather sweet.
Ethan has started to develop a rather peculiar view of the world. He was disturbingly impressed by Lee's tatt's and metalwork.
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 20:38
he'll be developing that "thousand yards stare"Planet Dave wrote:Yorkshireman?
Not even close. Well, fairly.
But still, carry on talking about the facial expressions of my bog. It's rather sweet.
Ethan has started to develop a rather peculiar view of the world. He was disturbingly impressed by Lee's tatt's and metalwork.
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 20:51
I think everyone who inhaled more than a few breaths in that man's vicinity will have caught some of his "aura"...Quiff Boy wrote:he'll be developing that "thousand yards stare"Planet Dave wrote:Yorkshireman?
Not even close. Well, fairly.
But still, carry on talking about the facial expressions of my bog. It's rather sweet.
Ethan has started to develop a rather peculiar view of the world. He was disturbingly impressed by Lee's tatt's and metalwork.
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 20:54
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Posted: 16 Oct 2005, 03:06
how remiss of me to fail to spot a thread almost entirely about me (ok,and dave's bog,johnny's hair and some minor bit-players )..and i thought my ears were burning 'cause i was ill...
@mb thanks for your concern -
@Claire -the foetal position is the only position to be in when being kicked whilst sleeping...and my "aura" has been a patented way of discouraging groupies (ones with a sense of smell anyhow) since i first started attracting the deaf and blind.
@Mrsrj -(assuming that was directed at me;and assuming that it wasn't a typo and you're not talking about messrs gaymer,manufacturers of non-tramp strength cider) - my secret's out: mrswhizzkid's really a sixteen-stone brickie called graham and we stole the baby from outside tesco's/paid a lesbian friend to have it for us/it's actually a poodle called teddy-pompom. does that mean i don't have to shave off my enormous moustache next time, Di?
@indrek-at least i've only one chin in that photo
@johnny -sorry mate,tried to be quiet...if i'ld known you were awake i'ld have offered you a glass...
....back on topic,of course it's not my shampoo -i use "a laboratory-created follicle-management system". ....by bic!
)..and i thought my ears were burning 'cause i was ill...@mb thanks for your concern -
@Claire -the foetal position is the only position to be in when being kicked whilst sleeping...and my "aura" has been a patented way of discouraging groupies (ones with a sense of smell anyhow) since i first started attracting the deaf and blind.
@Mrsrj -(assuming that was directed at me;and assuming that it wasn't a typo and you're not talking about messrs gaymer,manufacturers of non-tramp strength cider) - my secret's out: mrswhizzkid's really a sixteen-stone brickie called graham and we stole the baby from outside tesco's/paid a lesbian friend to have it for us/it's actually a poodle called teddy-pompom. does that mean i don't have to shave off my enormous moustache next time, Di?
@indrek-at least i've only one chin in that photo
@johnny -sorry mate,tried to be quiet...if i'ld known you were awake i'ld have offered you a glass...
....back on topic,of course it's not my shampoo -i use "a laboratory-created follicle-management system". ....by bic!
Posted: 16 Oct 2005, 14:04
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i use "a laboratory-created follicle-management system". ....by bic!
BTW Lee - I was referring to your narcotic aura, not your ex-traveller aura
! You emitted no offensive odour as far as I can recall. But I did feel distinctly more lively after having been in your general vicinity...