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Nah seriously, Dave's a sound bloke 8)
Aye, he's a real "Top Banana" 8) :notworthy: :notworthy:
Not sure, am I responsible for bringing this phrase into the HL dictionary? :oops: With my frequent usage of it over the weekend to all and sundry. If so, my sincerest apologies (but by all means carry on!)

It's those bloody spiders with the big articulated legs and small bodies that get me the most :eek: :urff: . Big fat ones I can handle... little tiny ones that spin webs in my hair overnight are even better... :innocent: :von: ;D
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canon docre wrote:And yes Derek, please post the pic of Ravey! :P
Actually it didn't turn out too well, but if you squint you can just about see him :lol:

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Is he wearing a Ghostdance shirt by any chance :lol:
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Zuma wrote:Is he wearing a Ghostdance shirt by any chance :lol:
Only a total gaylord would wear a Ghost Dance t-shirt... :innocent: :twisted: :P
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boudicca wrote:
Zuma wrote:Is he wearing a Ghostdance shirt by any chance :lol:
Only a total gaylord would wear a Ghost Dance t-shirt... :innocent: :twisted: :P
:eek: :eek: and again :eek: , I'll slap your legs young lady :twisted: :P
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boudicca wrote: "Top Banana"

Not sure, am I responsible for bringing this phrase into the HL dictionary?
Nope, you nicked it fi me :twisted: :wink:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Zuma wrote:Is he wearing a Ghostdance shirt by any chance :lol:
Only a total gaylord would wear a Ghost Dance t-shirt... :innocent: :twisted: :P
:eek: :eek: and again :eek: , I'll slap your legs young lady :twisted: :P
Normal Teuchtar-bashing service has resumed... :innocent: :P :twisted: :lol:
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Oh Claire, you porcelain young thing

This is about bugs, mainly the scotty bug, which I am still deflicted with.
Some of of old bastards had to get up today and yesterday. We just get on with it.

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Nope, it's definitely the person that doesn't make sense. 8)

The pic makes perfect sense - The Smurphs were awesome, and I was quite 'lost in the moment'.

Twas ever thus.

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It was a one off 'Planet Dave' tee shirt was it not?

And Scotty. You couldn't possibly slap Boudicca's legs, you'd have to find em first. :lol:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:It was a one off 'Planet Dave' tee shirt was it not?
God help him if there's another one out there. :eek:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:It was a one off 'Planet Dave' tee shirt was it not?

And Scotty. You couldn't possibly slap Boudicca's legs, you'd have to find em first. :lol:
They're bloody nice legs, if I do say so myself... :innocent:

I want a special T-shirt now as well, with "Sister Midnight" on the front, and "told you I'd show up" on the back... :P ;D
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It may be an urban myth, but I've been told that the average person eats four spiders a year in their sleep. Gotcha, hairy one!
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MrChris wrote:It may be an urban myth, but I've been told that the average person eats four spiders a year in their sleep. Gotcha, hairy one!
Covered that in the previous spiders thread :innocent:

However, what is true, every bar of chocolate contains a certain amount (4 IIRC) of insect legs ;D
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Obviousman wrote:
MrChris wrote:It may be an urban myth, but I've been told that the average person eats four spiders a year in their sleep. Gotcha, hairy one!
Covered that in the previous spiders thread :innocent:

However, what is true, every bar of chocolate contains a certain amount (4 IIRC) of insect legs ;D
:urff: :eek:

can you folks please stop to bring up the spider talk every other day. :eek: I feel already now more than well informed. :evil:

Better more pics of raving Ravey. The one posted above is a little bit muddy. :P
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canon docre wrote: Better more pics of raving Ravey. The one posted above is a little bit muddy. :P
Well I can see it clear as day. :innocent: :lol:
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canon docre wrote: :urff: :eek:

can you folks please stop to bring up the spider talk every other day. :eek: I feel already now more than well informed. :evil:
Ah, you know, the chance of getting killed by a champagne cork is way bigger than the chance of getting killed by a spider :innocent:

And I didn't start it :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:
canon docre wrote: :urff: :eek:

can you folks please stop to bring up the spider talk every other day. :eek: I feel already now more than well informed. :evil:
Ah, you know, the chance of getting killed by a champagne cork is way bigger than the chance of getting killed by a spider :innocent:

And I didn't start it :lol:
well, I know which death I'ld prefer.
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Guessed so ;D

I'd rather have a drink before getting killed by the champagne tough :lol:
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Me too. :urff:
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Didn't you just love the bit in Return of the King when Shelob appears at the top of a ridge and creeps up behind Frodo? Now THAT was a spider...
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Oh aye :lol:

The thing I like best about Shelob is her name; it sounds really monstery but it's just "She-lob" and lob is an old dialect word for spider.

Good old Prof T and his linguistic games. ;D
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MrChris wrote:Didn't you just love the bit in Return of the King when Shelob appears at the top of a ridge and creeps up behind Frodo? Now THAT was a spider...
Christ, yes. And the first big spider in film history that didn't look utterly silly.

Anyone remember "IT" or "Tarantula"?
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canon docre wrote:
MrChris wrote:Didn't you just love the bit in Return of the King when Shelob appears at the top of a ridge and creeps up behind Frodo? Now THAT was a spider...
Christ, yes. And the first big spider in film history that didn't look utterly silly.

Anyone remember "IT" or "Tarantula"?
IT is the movie bases on a Stephen King book hey? Saw it ages ago but liked it a lot back then. :)
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Tarantula featuring Mr Eastwood in one of his less memorable roles. :notworthy:

All those old monster movies kick red ass. :notworthy: :notworthy:

Shelob was cool, but I wanted her to be bigger. Just about the ONLY part of the films that didn't look like it had been sucked directly from my 13 yr-old brains imagination. Genius. :notworthy:

And the Balrog of course. Mine was miles sh1tter than that. :notworthy:
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