Heartland

timsinister wrote:Ah, but you see to Claire EVERYONE is a Southern ponce. Technically, she's standing at the North Pole.

nah, thats scotty

lazarus corporation wrote:

boudicca wrote:

lazarus corporation wrote: years of practice

You can take your ale remarkably well for a Southern ponce...

That's because I'm not from the South, but from the Midlands...

The Midlands is the South! Fuckin 'ell, 5 hours on the train tells me that Leeds is the south!

Nope Claire, there's the south, the midlands, the north, and the frozen wastes yonder. Simple.

Planet Dave wrote:the frozen wastes yonder. Simple.

And pray tell, where do they begin?

(If you say the Solway Firth I will come back down there and "put the heid in you" as they say Up Here )...

Planet Dave wrote:Nope Claire, there's the south, the midlands, the north, and the frozen wastes yonder. Simple.

The North starts at Dingwall,
The Midlands is between Inverness & Aviemore,
The South is anywhere below Aviemore,
Dae Yooz no' ken nothin' ?

nice phrasing, claire

emilystrange wrote:nice phrasing, claire

Thank you Ems!

I think Keith is closer to the mark... my take on it is, The Norff is anything above Glasgow and Edinburgh, the Midlands is everything from here down to - well, the "official" Midlands, and the South is the Midlands down to the very arse of England.

So there.

I've spent almost 22 years of my life being right 100% of the time, I don't think I'm going to stop now!

wait till it's 37, then you get a badge

emilystrange wrote:wait till it's 37, then you get a badge

"Kiss me I'm Eldritch"?

Here's hoping!