Posted: 16 Oct 2005, 22:11
Such a wit...scotty wrote:Rhinosorearseboudicca wrote: rhinocerous (that's the wrong spelling, I know)
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Yep, the Witch-Queen Of Angmar.boudicca wrote: I may look like a frail little wraith
That too is a compliment, naturally.
Posted: 16 Oct 2005, 23:07
Do you get that stronger constitution on the planet, Dave?Planet Dave wrote:You lot need a stronger constitution. I'm still fine and dandy.
Just thought I'd share that with you all.
Posted: 16 Oct 2005, 23:19
I was born with it mate. On-planet it simply helps when someone else needs to see a doctor.Ozpat wrote:Do you get that stronger constitution on the planet, Dave?Planet Dave wrote:You lot need a stronger constitution. I'm still fine and dandy.
Just thought I'd share that with you all.
Posted: 16 Oct 2005, 23:24
Might be about time that you let some fellow HL-ers visit this doctor...Planet Dave wrote:I was born with it mate. On-planet it simply helps when someone else needs to see a doctor.Ozpat wrote:Do you get that stronger constitution on the planet, Dave?Planet Dave wrote:You lot need a stronger constitution. I'm still fine and dandy.
Just thought I'd share that with you all.
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 00:24
Planet Dave wrote:Witch-Queen Of Angmar.boudicca wrote: I may look like a frail little wraith
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 00:47
You'll not be saying that when you've sat in A&E for several hoursOzpat wrote:Might be about time that you let some fellow HL-ers visit this doctor...Planet Dave wrote:I was born with it mate. On-planet it simply helps when someone else needs to see a doctor.Ozpat wrote: Do you get that stronger constitution on the planet, Dave?
. Ask Johnny.Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 03:31
I don't have it. Mind you, I didn't snog Keith.
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 04:18
pretty sure i didnt -must have been an immaculate infection.Andrew S wrote:I don't have it. Mind you, I didn't snog Keith.
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 10:41
Pshaw. It's a sign of the times that everyone's complaining about runny noses after a Sisters meet-up and the cause is actually a virus...
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 10:46
It's got my whole throat now... 
BASTARD!
BASTARD!
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 11:22
Rejoice! for this day is the first for a week when I've got out of bed and not wanted to climb straight back in again.
I'm officially 'oan the mend'
Actually scotty, it could be argued that you did me a favour. By giving me the cold last week you ensured that it would be all over and done with in time for the Bunnymen gig next Sunday. I owe you a pint and a 5am curry
p.s. Sorry boudicca, you're gonna have to tough it out girl! Best wishes
I'm officially 'oan the mend'
Actually scotty, it could be argued that you did me a favour. By giving me the cold last week you ensured that it would be all over and done with in time for the Bunnymen gig next Sunday. I owe you a pint and a 5am curry
p.s. Sorry boudicca, you're gonna have to tough it out girl! Best wishes
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 11:32
I woke up this morning with a sore throat and generally feeling sh1tty.
Then I found my Stupid Bastard cat had been stuck in a tree the whole night and need help getting down.
Then I found my Stupid Bastard cat had been stuck in a tree the whole night and need help getting down.
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 11:35
A rule of thumb I tend to go by in these instances...
cat chooses to climb tree = cat can bloody well figure out how to get down itself. They tend to figure it out, eventually...and as for always landing on their feet? bollocks
cat chooses to climb tree = cat can bloody well figure out how to get down itself. They tend to figure it out, eventually...and as for always landing on their feet? bollocks
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 11:43
if the cat's stuck then a big bastard like yous is going to struggle all the way up there,just in time to see the moggy jump down!DerekR wrote:A rule of thumb I tend to go by in these instances...
cat chooses to climb tree = cat can bloody well figure out how to get down itself. They tend to figure it out, eventually...and as for always landing on their feet? bollocks
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 11:45
Aye, been there, but it was a roof, not a treeeastmidswhizzkid wrote: if the cat's stuck then a big bastard like yous is going to struggle all the way up there,just in time to see the moggy jump down!
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 11:50
Rover isn't a normal cat. He is twice as big as your average cat. Somehow he had managed to climb more than three metres up a tree about 1 metre into the neighbours back garden, standing on a branch that there was no way he could've walked along. There is a razor wire topped wall between our gardens and she has an Alsation.DerekR wrote:A rule of thumb I tend to go by in these instances...
cat chooses to climb tree = cat can bloody well figure out how to get down itself. They tend to figure it out, eventually...and as for always landing on their feet? bollocks
My current theory is that he was abucted by aliens and they dropped him the wrong place.
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 11:55
I don't think you need to say any morehallucienate wrote:Rover isn't a normal cat..
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 13:36
@ scotty - apologies accepted
I'm just about on the mend now (something to do with mixing cold remedies and alcohol at the weekend i do believe) but have managed to spread the germs around almost everyone in the office - and no kissing was involved before you think of starting 
I'm just about on the mend now (something to do with mixing cold remedies and alcohol at the weekend i do believe
) but have managed to spread the germs around almost everyone in the office - and no kissing was involved before you think of starting