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Johnny M
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Planet Dave wrote: Small fry compared to some of you. Johnny. :wink:
Yeh, and you still invite me into your house with your wife and children. Guess I don't look like a Sunday Angler. :wink:
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DerekR wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I want to know what you lot who got the Death Penalty have done
Trust me, you don't :innocent: ;D
Probably stuck a stamp upside down :lol: :P
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Obviousman wrote:
DerekR wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I want to know what you lot who got the Death Penalty have done
Trust me, you don't :innocent: ;D
Probably stuck a stamp upside down :lol: :P
Yeah but even I've done that!
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Oh. My.

And that isn't even taking into account the possibility that I've done several of the things in question more than once o.O
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Johnny M wrote:
Planet Dave wrote: Small fry compared to some of you. Johnny. :wink:
Yeh, and you still invite me into your house with your wife and children. Guess I don't look like a Sunday Angler. :wink:
It's always the well-mannered ones. :twisted: :notworthy:

@ BoF - probably the transportation across international boundaries of banned substances. By which I count coming back from my folks over the pennines. ;D
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Planet Dave wrote:@ BoF - probably the transportation across international boundaries of banned substances. By which I count coming back from my folks over the pennines. ;D
:notworthy:

*remembers the posters at Bali airport visa desk with a big scary picture representing death on*
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:@ BoF - probably the transportation across international boundaries of banned substances. By which I count coming back from my folks over the pennines. ;D
:notworthy:

*remembers the posters at Bali airport visa desk with a big scary picture representing death on*
Yep, there's one of them on the M62 over Saddleworth Moor. :lol:
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Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

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Years in prison: 71 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
bummer...there's just no justice anymore :twisted: :wink:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote: *remembers the posters at Bali airport visa desk with a big scary picture representing death on*
Christ! I remember the pics at Singapore airport about drugs, chewing gum (it's banned), smoking in public and umm, 'blokes with long hair.' :innocent:

I think this quiz is heavily weighted towards the sexual deviants amongst us. :eek:

Allegedly! :P :lol:

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Johnny M wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote: *remembers the posters at Bali airport visa desk with a big scary picture representing death on*
Christ! I remember the pics at Singapore airport about drugs, chewing gum (it's banned), smoking in public and umm, 'blokes with long hair.' :innocent:
Yep, saw those too :lol:
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So it's Spain this year for you and Paul?

:lol:
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Nope - Russia (well next year)

and Transylvania! :wink:
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101 years in prison,£7000 fine plus possibility of the death sentence....you'll never take me alive, copper!!!
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Must be so, so tricky - Where shall we go on holiday? Where's my haircut allowed?

:lol:

But yes Bolshoi definitely. :notworthy:
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Debaser wrote:OI...what the hell have I done to deserve the 83 years?
Been honest?

In relative terms, I'm small-fry, probably because I've never eaten mince pies on Christmas Day cos they're horrible.
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I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

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One Hundred and Five years. Whoops. :oops: :wink:

Thank God we don't live in certain countries then, or it'd be a short walk, a sunny wall, and a cigarette.
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Jebus, they were obviously asking me the wrong questions..

I think some of my real life activities would result in a bigger sentence than that!

Though I am a reformed character these days.... :innocent:
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timsinister wrote:One Hundred and Five years. Whoops. :oops: :wink:

Thank God we don't live in certain countries then, or it'd be a short walk, a sunny wall, and a cigarette.
I always knew you were 'bad' Tim but that is insane!!!!

You must have been having anal sex in a shop lifted condom whilst drunk driving the wrong way up a one way street in a stolen car without a silencer on a Sunday Alabama
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Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

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Ed Rhombus wrote: I always knew you were 'bad' Tim but that is insane!!!!

You must have been having anal sex in a shop lifted condom whilst drunk driving the wrong way up a one way street in a stolen car without a silencer on a Sunday Alabama
Bollocks. I've never been to Alabama.
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Planet Dave wrote:@ BoF - probably the transportation across international boundaries of banned substances.
It ain't... :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:@ BoF - probably the transportation across international boundaries of banned substances.
It ain't... :innocent:
No? Oh well, pass the lube. :lol:
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