Heartland

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 14:57**

Never wear socks and sandals.

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 15:01**

boudicca wrote:Never wear socks and sandals.

unless you're a german tourist. then it is expected of you.

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 15:01**

stick your feet into the front wheel of a bike when your hurtling along at great speed.....

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 16:52**

never attempt to light farts whilst wearing only yer undies

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 16:54**

Debaser wrote:stick your feet into the front wheel of a bike when your hurtling along at great speed.....

aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

*ouch*

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 16:55**

Burn wrote:never attempt to light farts whilst wearing only yer undies

Should read:
never attempt to light farts

Methinx

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 17:11**

Drummers being Sisters fanatics seems odd to me

Oh, I definately got to get better than the machine

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 17:12**

Nope. It's the fact that we can listen to the Doktor without feeling the inferiority which comes of being outdone by another human

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 17:13**

.....brush your teeth then drink orange juice.

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 17:14**

scotty wrote:.....brush your teeth then drink orange juice.

nearly as bad as the ankle in the wheel thing

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 17:30**

... get out the boat

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 17:38**

..Never, by The Assembly

Sorry, listening to the b-side Stop/Start

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 22:54**

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Motz wrote:*doesn't get the joke* ;D
Shield your young ears -

What has three legs and a cnut on its back?

A drumstool

He was a drummer and I found it funny at the time ya see?

The least probable joke ever starts thus:

Two drummers went by a pub...

IZ.

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 22:56**

Dark wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Musicians...tssssss... Queerz!!...the lot of'em!

IZ.
Of course they are, who'd 'ave 'em?

On a similar note, Izzy, were you ever gonna send that CD to me with the 200-odd tracks on it for me to mess up?

*gets back to working on the next two songs*

Send it to you I will, Little One.

There's just the small issue of contractual gibberish that states I can only give out the tracks for remixes et al AFTER the CD 's out.

Good point, in fact

IZ.

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 23:12**

Bah, legalities.

Awaiting your CD's release as much as I'm awaiting my own one's.

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 23:14**

Dark wrote:Bah, legalities.

Awaiting your CD's release as much as I'm awaiting my own one's.

Can't be closer to the truth.

I'm also awaiting my CD release as much as I'm awaiting my own one's.

And yours

IZ.

Posted: **30 Oct 2005, 23:48**

...look a gift horse in the mouth. Never.

Posted: **31 Oct 2005, 00:04**

Never Trust A Hippy!

Posted: **31 Oct 2005, 10:04**

...say forever. It's never that long.

Posted: **31 Oct 2005, 12:01**

...make a blanket statement with no exceptions.

Except that one.

Posted: **31 Oct 2005, 12:02**

Arrgh, closed loop!

Posted: **31 Oct 2005, 12:04**

*cuts hole*

Posted: **31 Oct 2005, 21:40**

I gave up, nearly four months now.

Piece of p*ss.

Posted: **31 Oct 2005, 22:46**

never trust anyone....

Posted: **31 Oct 2005, 22:56**

emilystrange wrote:never trust anyone....

not even yer Mum?