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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
so today when little catherine came for tea -previous visit: spaghetti bolognese too runny - i thought we would play safe with fishfingers potato wedges and beans. oh no- fishfingers:great;beans:lovely;potato wedges: too spicy!!.
i give up.
You should be quite skinny by now if you have given up?!
Next time little catherine dines at your place - a sandwich should do the trick.
We cook we eat...
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
Tuna Fish Casserole with peas and brocolli topped with crushed crisps and placed under the grill until *just before* the crisps catch fire, with a cup of tea and a fag to follow.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
- i thought we would play safe with fishfingers potato wedges and beans. oh no- fishfingers:great;beans:lovely;potato wedges: too spicy!!.
