What do women want for christmas?

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just give her chocolate and a new credit card

I only read the first three posts and came to the above conculsion :|
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please note... i buy my own, within limits, and diamonds are usually involved :-D

saves NO END of stress for both parties
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If it's useful - I don't want it. If it's wearable - I don't want it. If I have to fit it together (don't get me started on 'decals') - I don't want it. If I have to concentrate to gain benefit from it - I don't want it.

BUT, if it makes me smell wonderful or it just has to sit there and look gorgeous - I WANT IT!!!!

So that'd be Brad Pitt doused in Jo Malone's latest smellies. :P
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For 'uck's sake, us women aren't complicated. We only want the simple things in life...like a bloke with a 9 inch tongue who can breathe through his ears :wink:

Oh and what Ness said :D
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Something from Lush

www.lush.co.uk
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Paul!
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Something from Lush

www.lush.co.uk
See above :innocent:
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Ginger wrote:We only want the simple things in life...like a bloke with a 9 inch tongue who can breathe through his ears :wink:

Earth Girls ARE Easy :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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boudicca wrote:For the sensitive gentleman...

http://www.edirectory.co.uk/sexydirecto ... a&cid=1016

Can't go wrong! :innocent: :twisted: :lol:
And I hear that brown or orange nylon's very much in fashion this season. :innocent:
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Well, speaking as a chick in a low-income profession, if someone gave me a diamond I'd sell it. I prefer chocolate and stuff I have to put together (such as this or this). The more complicated the better. Instruction manuals are for wussies.
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I've never bought a ladie a present, including my mum. My brother or sister normally buy her birthday and christmas present and I give them my share for it... and if I'm strapped for cash I just sign the card when no one is looking...

God I'm cheap. :urff:
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nick the stripper wrote:I've never bought a ladie a present, including my mum. My brother or sister normally buy her birthday and christmas present and I give them my share for it... and if I'm strapped for cash I just sign the card when no one is looking...

God I'm cheap. :urff:
Thatta boy! :notworthy: ;D

I reckon I'm quite easy to buy for. If it's related to Sisters and I don't have it, I want it.

And Libby's right, you can't go wrong with things that smell nice (although they have to be ridiculously expensive and fundementally useless otherwise it will just insinuate you think she has a BO problem :lol: ).
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@Richey - it's a woman, what can I say?
@everyone else - Thanks! Excellent. I'm getting there. Something that smells and is made of lush diamond. :wink:
p.s I've found this nice looking japanese spa thing place, that would make us both relaxed in a sweet-smelling way. It's not a diamond and it's not the moon, but it comes with a free bathrobe :D
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scotty wrote:
Gottdammerung wrote:I did once buy a girlfriend a shrek mask to go with the copy of Shrek i got her for christmas..

didn't go down well for some reason...

:innocent:
So are you saying my "Catharine Zeta - Jones" mask present won't be appreciated? :innocent:

Well I did go down like a lead balloon to say the least..

Thank god I'm not going out with her any more..

Instead I have the dilemma of buying a present for someone who is completely off kilter, fecking off to Mexico for three months on New Year's Day and is buying me a St Pauli home top for Christmas.. :notworthy:


All I want for Christmas is a St Pauli home kit.....

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Combat print footie tops! 8) :notworthy:

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Planet Dave wrote:Combat print footie tops! 8) :notworthy:

Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.

or in the crowd near the front of one...

*crosses fingers and other appendages...* :D
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Gottdammerung wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:Combat print footie tops! 8) :notworthy:

Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.

or in the crowd near the front of one...

*crosses fingers and other appendages...* :D
It's a great kit. :) I have the vintage version.
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Planet Dave wrote:Combat print footie tops! 8) :notworthy:

Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
If Von comes onstage in a bloody fitba jersey, I will shoot him. :evil:
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boudicca wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:Combat print footie tops! 8) :notworthy:

Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
If Von comes onstage in a bloody fitba jersey, I will shoot him. :evil:
and it'd be worse than a gay string vest because...?

Or any number of the purposefully grotesque 'tops' he's worn in recent years, for that matter.

Dayglo zip-front snakeskin 'cycling' top, anyone? :urff: :lol:

Face it Claire, he ain't much of a g*** anymore, is he? :lol:
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Ginger wrote:like a bloke with a 9 inch tongue who can breathe through his ears
Et voila!
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Planet Dave wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:Combat print footie tops! 8) :notworthy:

Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
If Von comes onstage in a bloody fitba jersey, I will shoot him. :evil:
and it'd be worse than a gay string vest because...?

Or any number of the purposefully grotesque 'tops' he's worn in recent years, for that matter.

Dayglo zip-front snakeskin 'cycling' top, anyone? :urff: :lol:

Face it Claire, he ain't much of a g*** anymore, is he? :lol:
I wasn't digging the vest, I made my stance on that very clear.

However, the day-glo business is funny because it smacks of trying too hard. I reckon he goes home and cries if he reads an article about himself where someone calls him a goff. :lol: :roll: :von:
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boudicca wrote: ...the day-glo business is funny because it smacks of trying too hard. I reckon he goes home and cries if he reads an article about himself where someone calls him a goff. :lol: :roll: :von:
Have you seen the list of support bands from this years M'era Luna in the official gigography? :lol: Maybe you're right. :von:
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