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Posted: 09 Dec 2005, 11:40
by Gottdammerung
Me:
So when's the apocalypse due?
God:
Oh. When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are give.
Me:
Is the new Sisters of Mercy album going to arrive before the end of the world?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Posted: 10 Dec 2005, 03:20
by eastmidswhizzkid
Me:
wotcha god, gis a fag.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my what ?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
so much for omnipotence.
Posted: 10 Dec 2005, 11:26
by Izzy HaveMercy
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:Me:
wotcha god, gis a fag.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my what ?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
so much for omnipotence.
That's because during the Babylonian Confusion, it seems you were right at the epicentre of the whole thing... or as Herr Blast once said:
S.O.D.!
IZ.
Posted: 10 Dec 2005, 12:26
by robertzombie
Me: I'm going now.
God: Right now? BYE!
Me: Well momentarily.
iGod freezes...
Posted: 10 Dec 2005, 23:34
by Debaser
Well I had a right good 15 mins blather ... seems there are no chaise longues in heaven and he hasn't ironed in over 6 months. Apparently, Jesus DOES want me for a sunbeam and I'm one of the politest people he's chatted with.
And orange is probably his favourite colour
I may shoot the breeze with him again.