who do you look like?

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I look apparently like Sophie Marceau, Charlize Theron, Michelle Pfeiffer, Mae West :eek: ("Is this a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" :lol: ) AND Halle Berry (wtf?) :lol:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Ozpat wrote:
Andrew S wrote:Damint! The site's "undergoing maintenance" and won't be up again till tomorrow. :(
That's not because of the photo you tried to upload is it? :innocent:
Dunno, but I just tried to upload one of Papa Lazarou and it got no matches at all/ :lol: I got (from old photo with goatee):
Johnny Depp
Walther Nernst
Karl Lagerfeld
Orson Scott Card
Brandon Lee
Raymond Chandler
Barry Gibb
John Wilkes Booth
Edgar Allan Poe :notworthy:
Dan Simmons

I've now uploaded a more recent group photo and the software has located every face but mine. Bastard! Even with a manual face find, there are apparently no matches for mine in this photo. :?
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woah! I just remembered I have proper pictures of me online now...


/me goes to check...

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Steve McQueen, Robert Redford and Paul Newman. Result! They've obviously never heard of Bert or Dennis Healey.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Francis wrote:Steve McQueen, Robert Redford and Paul Newman. Result! They've obviously never heard of Bert or Dennis Healey.
You didn't get Ben Gunn? :eek:
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Johnny M wrote:
Francis wrote:Steve McQueen, Robert Redford and Paul Newman. Result! They've obviously never heard of Bert or Dennis Healey.
You didn't get Ben Gunn? :eek:
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

That is a compliment Francis. One assumes. :wink: But I'd stick with your chosen three anyroad. :notworthy:
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It's a fair cop guv'nor. :lol:
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Im not sure what to think about this....
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Poop I miss read I thought it said what do ya look like! :roll:
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TwinKle wrote:Poop I miss read I thought it said what do ya look like! :roll:
I look like Patricia Morrison, apparently :innocent:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
TwinKle wrote:Poop I miss read I thought it said what do ya look like! :roll:
I look like Patricia Morrison, apparently :innocent:
Cripes do ya, fancy a date? :eek:
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TwinKle wrote:
scotty wrote:
TwinKle wrote:Poop I miss read I thought it said what do ya look like! :roll:
I look like Patricia Morrison, apparently :innocent:
Cripes do ya, fancy a date? :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: , that's me in my avatar.........the good looking one......no not :von: :roll: :lol: :lol:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
TwinKle wrote:
scotty wrote: I look like Patricia Morrison, apparently :innocent:
Cripes do ya, fancy a date? :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: , that's me in my avatar.........the good looking one......no not :von: :roll: :lol: :lol:
I love cheekboneS.... do they beat mine then? :eek:
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I look like Oscar Wilde 8) ... and Meg Ryan. :lol:
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Someone said I looked like Cher once :urff: :lol: :oops:
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Not exactly the results I was expecting!

A photo taken 10 years ago yielded:

John Cusack (that one I could understand)
Alec Baldwin
Tom Cruise :eek:
Pierce Brosnan :eek: :eek:

A more recent photo gave David Beckham :urff: and Ingmar Bergman...
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Alec Baldwin(70%)
Jonny Depp(68%)
Guy Pearce(66%)
Pierce Brosnan(66%)
Vile Vallo(63%)

A not feeling pretty darn smug DeWinter.. :lol:
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i only have the one ems took of me in the george and the one of me in planet dave's erm..planet, and it didn't even recognise that there was a face in either of them.
when i pointed it out (my face) it thankfully had never seen owt like it. :lol:

anyway this thread is just for the fit women to show off how many other fit women they look like....Delilah, Canon D et al...oh and who started it Ania ? :innocent: :roll: :lol:
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Johnny M wrote:You didn't get Ben Gunn?
Tidying up after a Sisters' party. :innocent:
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Francis wrote:
Johnny M wrote:You didn't get Ben Gunn?
Tidying up after a Sisters' party. :innocent:
I rest my case. :notworthy:

I also realise that if you had a choice between, a) a drunken, chain smoking (when you give the packet back you b8stard), kebab smelling, snoring old sod and, b) a mighty fine blonde Germanic rock-goddess, as a house guest on the 16th, you'd go for (a) everytime. :notworthy:

Because ...

a) You don't have to cuddle up in the morning and attempt to justify 'Mr Limpy' from the previous night.

b) She'll steal your razor in the shower to do her armpits.

:innocent:

All allegedly. :D

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Eh Johnny, you're fighting with unfair methods... Who is Mr. Limpy?

P.S. I don't need a cuddle in the morning. I'm not THAT kind of girl. :von:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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