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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Nothing like a girlie chit-chat to make me feel invisible ... but moving swiftly on ...

@ Sister Emily - "Dodgy Darklings?" As seen in the background with their mud encrusted hemlines where Our Lady of Berlin, Sister Jessica attempts her modern, feminine interpretation of the Crucifixtion of Christ. Note: The 'Fuck You' handbag may need to ratified for historical accuracy. :lol:

@ Sister Straylight - God bless you! I shall henceforth sally into that seedy, murky, twilight den of iniquity that is ebay, dispensing shiny silver alms to the needy with a true Christian spirit in my heart. And smile at my Paypal balance. A leather fetish is expensive to maintain. :oops:

@ His Holiness The Pope - Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been two days since my last confession. I have ripped off poor souls on ebay. What shall be my remission for my sins be? One 'She's Hearing Voices' and ten 'Becoming Adult?' Or just a share of the profits? :innocent:
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wonder how much i'd get for the this corrosion demos on ebay, hmmmm... if i were a rich man :twisted:
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paint it black wrote:wonder how much i'd get for the this corrosion demos on ebay, hmmmm... if i were a rich man :twisted:
We'd have to stagger the sales so we both don't auction at the same time. :cool:
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You just know if you did that, I'd attempt a bid. And then rush to the Weeding section.
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Dark wrote:You just know if you did that, I'd attempt a bid.
But you know dearest Dark that myself and Ez are just winding you up. Allegedly. :von:
Dark wrote:And then rush to the Weeding section.
In vain. :wink:
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i wish i knew what type of darklings you're on about, sometimes
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emilystrange wrote:i wish i knew what type of darklings you're on about, sometimes
Anyone who is *cough* goff *cough* and dressed in black. Rubber or leather.

<pauses for a moment from a previous thread>

You're cool. It's not you. :D

Or anyone! :?
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right, so no one in this thread is being referred to as a darkness darkling. except me, which is taken as read. gotcha.
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Christ! I almost misread one of the words in your post as 'darling'. Apologises.

Boy, did I get scared. Emily being nice to me. *shudder* :urff:

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hey.. i'm nice to everyone.. pretty much.. darling johnny. you didn't reply to my text last week.. *pouts*
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emilystrange wrote:hey.. i'm nice to everyone.. pretty much.. darling johnny. you didn't reply to my text last week.. *pouts*
Because for the second time Joanne, BITCH (grrrrrr), you never took five minutes out of your 'busy' schedule for a cup of tea. I rest my case. :von:
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i was on my way to HOSPITAL!! and as you're not my mother, you're not allowed to call me that, as you well know
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I know, Johnny. If I wanted to hear a TC demo, I'd beg Mr Ray.
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did he do the voice for topcat then? :innocent: :lol:
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And I knew the words to every song.
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I go away away for four days and Johnny goes back to his old ways :roll:
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hallucienate wrote:I go away away for four days and Johnny goes back to his old ways :roll:
Can't leave 'em alone, can you :lol:
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Dark wrote:I know, Johnny. If I wanted to hear a TC demo, I'd beg Mr Ray.
but he doesn't have them dork. only a handful do. you have a point though, neither the TC or Deinze 84 full set shall be making their way to Ebay in the near future. :twisted:

I still have some master tapes though, wonder if they would sell :innocent:
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Ah, PiB, ever the friendly elitist.
Would you prefer stabbing or anthrax?
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Dark wrote:Ah, PiB, ever the friendly elitist.
Would you prefer stabbing or anthrax?
Ah, dark, ever the dick.

anthrax did some okay cover versions, so i'll go with them thanks
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