Heartland

Nothing like a girlie chit-chat to make me feel invisible ... but moving swiftly on ...

@ Sister Emily - "Dodgy Darklings?" As seen in the background with their mud encrusted hemlines where Our Lady of Berlin, Sister Jessica attempts her modern, feminine interpretation of the Crucifixtion of Christ. Note: The 'Fuck You' handbag may need to ratified for historical accuracy.

@ Sister Straylight - God bless you! I shall henceforth sally into that seedy, murky, twilight den of iniquity that is ebay, dispensing shiny silver alms to the needy with a true Christian spirit in my heart. And smile at my Paypal balance. A leather fetish is expensive to maintain.

@ His Holiness The Pope - Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been two days since my last confession. I have ripped off poor souls on ebay. What shall be my remission for my sins be? One 'She's Hearing Voices' and ten 'Becoming Adult?' Or just a share of the profits?

wonder how much i'd get for the this corrosion demos on ebay, hmmmm... if i were a rich man

paint it black wrote:wonder how much i'd get for the this corrosion demos on ebay, hmmmm... if i were a rich man

We'd have to stagger the sales so we both don't auction at the same time.

You just know if you did that, I'd attempt a bid. And then rush to the Weeding section.

Dark wrote:You just know if you did that, I'd attempt a bid.

But you know dearest Dark that myself and Ez are just winding you up. Allegedly.

Dark wrote:And then rush to the Weeding section.

In vain.

i wish i knew what type of darklings you're on about, sometimes

emilystrange wrote:i wish i knew what type of darklings you're on about, sometimes

Anyone who is *cough* goff *cough* and dressed in black. Rubber or leather.

<pauses for a moment from a previous thread>

You're cool. It's not you.

Or anyone!

right, so no one in this thread is being referred to as a darkness darkling. except me, which is taken as read. gotcha.

Christ! I almost misread one of the words in your post as 'darling'. Apologises.

Boy, did I get scared. Emily being nice to me. *shudder*

hey.. i'm nice to everyone.. pretty much.. darling johnny. you didn't reply to my text last week.. *pouts*

emilystrange wrote:hey.. i'm nice to everyone.. pretty much.. darling johnny. you didn't reply to my text last week.. *pouts*

Because for the second time Joanne, BITCH (grrrrrr), you never took five minutes out of your 'busy' schedule for a cup of tea. I rest my case.

i was on my way to HOSPITAL!! and as you're not my mother, you're not allowed to call me that, as you well know

I know, Johnny. If I wanted to hear a TC demo, I'd beg Mr Ray.

did he do the voice for topcat then?

I go away away for four days and Johnny goes back to his old ways

hallucienate wrote:I go away away for four days and Johnny goes back to his old ways

Can't leave 'em alone, can you

Dark wrote:I know, Johnny. If I wanted to hear a TC demo, I'd beg Mr Ray.

but he doesn't have them dork. only a handful do. you have a point though, neither the TC or Deinze 84 full set shall be making their way to Ebay in the near future.

I still have some master tapes though, wonder if they would sell

Ah, PiB, ever the friendly elitist.
Would you prefer stabbing or anthrax?

Dark wrote:Ah, PiB, ever the friendly elitist.
Would you prefer stabbing or anthrax?

Ah, dark, ever the dick.

anthrax did some okay cover versions, so i'll go with them thanks