Heartland

I've heard of people with third nipples, but that metaphor is taking things a bit far

No she doesn't. Sorry James, you can keep her.

Dark wrote:No she doesn't. Sorry James, you can keep her.

I disagree

Not only is that NSFW (though who cares on Friday night? ), but her tits are too big, so no.

Dark wrote:but her tits are too big

a contradiction in terms if ever I've heard one

I'd be more inclined to paraphrase Mr Whammy in asserting that there appears to be too little flesh in her silicon protrusions

I see her charms have dazzled you Dark, it's Saturday night

Don't be daft. He's merely concussed after her tits bridged the gap from Lincoln to wherever she is and twatted him one

Whatever you say, Mr B, but she looks like a tramp.

Motz wrote: wherever she is and twatted him one

LUCKY WEE BASTARD

Lucky for him maybe.

But how the hell do I compete with that?

pikkrong wrote:that's my older daughter

And a beauty she is! She actually looks like I girl I used to know in high school, your daughter reminds me of my sister's one friend.

She also looks like her father, lucky lady!

Yes I'm on topic

Motz wrote:Lucky for him maybe.

But how the hell do I compete with that?

Surgery

You're a rare breed then, MB

scotty: I may be a bit limp-wristed, but I am not trans

Yeah, I like his torso as it is, thank you very much.

MadameButterfly wrote:

pikkrong wrote:that's my older daughter

And a beauty she is

You're right Debs, you're very lucky Indrek , fatherhood is something I've yet to experience, you must be proud of her.

MadameButterfly wrote:
She also looks like her father, lucky lady!

Thank you!

I'm in a sentimental mood today... you know, hangover...

pikkrong wrote: I'm in a sentimental mood today... you know, ...

Yes, I do know! But that's what we're all about *here*.

You'll be fine, just get some sleep later and just clear the mind kind of thingy.

about being on-topic or off-topic: I don't think this thread should be only about pikkrong's current avatar.

Motz wrote:
scotty: I may be a bit limp-wristed, but I am not trans

I would never suggest such a thing Mike

pikkrong wrote:
about being on-topic or off-topic: I don't think this thread should be only about pikkrong's current avatar.

Not like the Die Krupps thread then...

Trying to keep HL on-topic - you might as well try to reverse the tides. Ain't never gonna happen!

And that's why we love it.

Twas meant purely in jest Keith, I'm quite sure you wouldn't

Though I was hoping that MB's blinding flash of topic might have saved me from the slippery slope of embarassing derailment, but it seems that Indrek's ideas on fluid thread topics have scuppered my escape plans

boudicca wrote:

pikkrong wrote:
about being on-topic or off-topic: I don't think this thread should be only about pikkrong's current avatar.

Not like the Die Krupps thread then...

Trying to keep HL on-topic - you might as well try to reverse the tides. Ain't never gonna happen!

And that's why we love it.

couldn't follow now...

Speaking of current avatars, I hope we don't have any epileptic members

Motz *shakes head* what shall I do with the youth of HL? I love you guys and gals to bits but seriously *others* that do not know me just might get the wrong idea honey...

a good thing or a bad thing you decide...

I just do my thingy ... you know