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Dark wrote:By the way, DJ Æternum is not Eldritch. Æ is just the sound "e", written in a fancy way.
Rather it's an "eye" or "aye" sound, as in "Curriculum Vitae".
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EvilBastard wrote:
Dark wrote:By the way, DJ Æternum is not Eldritch. Æ is just the sound "e", written in a fancy way.
Rather it's an "eye" or "aye" sound, as in "Curriculum Vitae".
In Dutch we pronounce it like the a in ate. However I've never seen Æternum being written like that :lol:

Suspicious...

Google only comes up with HL, a myspace and a site which has 'sex with transvestites' as its title :eek: :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:Google only comes up with HL, a myspace and a site which has 'sex with transvestites' as its title :eek: :lol:
My money's on the last one being the most relevant... :innocent:
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:lol: Are you thinking of Rosalie?
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markfiend wrote::lol: Are you thinking of Rosalie?
:eek: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
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Well, she was more on about slaughtering transvestites instead of having sex with 'em, wasn't she? :lol:
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scotty wrote:
markfiend wrote::lol: Are you thinking of Rosalie?
:eek: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
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Obviousman wrote:Well, she was more on about slaughtering transvestites instead of having sex with 'em, wasn't she? :lol:
Couldn't understand a word she/he.....it said, sorry.............oh, apart from when she/he/it called me a "racist" 'cause I didn't like "Fat" people :eek: , go figure :urff:
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:urff:

Guess I'll be glad not to have gone too much into discussion with that one then :? (IIRC)
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Whatever happened to that particular creature?
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Dark wrote:Whatever happened to that particular creature?
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One to many waffer thin mints..........apparently.
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Click your heels together three times and say "hands like a Scandinavian goalkeeper" and you will summon her...
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:lol: that was a good line wasn't it ? even if i do say so myself (and the bones of it are ripped straight from alan partridge.)

@zeno -i don't think it mattered whether she wanted to slaughter them or have sex with them...either way she didnt have the balls ! :twisted:
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:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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Ooo.. we are tempting fate. Good. :twisted:
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Was it really that bad? I never read any of her/his threads as I was scared of it/him/her and of you lot!

Had to stand my ground in the early days... :lol:

MB :von:

p.s. All I know is the first day I saw we had registered around the same time and I sent a really sweet PM saying I would help and hold *me thinking "lady's" hand* here on HL and she threw it back in my face saying "Nice try" ... so I didn't after that...

God it seems I missed some action! :twisted:
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really? -what a bitch. yes it was unfortunate that you and it joined at the same time -especially as you were/are a fairly flamboyant character yourself...glad you stayed around to prove us wrong debs -you're one of us. :kiss: :notworthy:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:...glad you stayed around to prove us wrong debs -you're one of us. :kiss: :notworthy:
Amen :notworthy: :notworthy:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:really? -what a bitch. yes it was unfortunate that you and it joined at the same time -especially as you were/are a fairly flamboyant character yourself...glad you stayed around to prove us wrong debs -you're one of us. :kiss: :notworthy:
You genius! When I reach overbomber status I want to be the
Fairly flamboyant character!...oh being a post counting whore I'm sure I will reach that level...

Also not unfortunate that we joined at the same time...shows what HL knows to be sh!t and what not...or we could look at it as a real challenge for me to prove myself around the crowd....

Love HL and will protect it like the tiger I am...nothing cryptic involved. :kiss:
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Obviousman wrote:
In Dutch we pronounce it like the a in ate. However I've never seen Æternum being written like that :lol:
Do we? I don't! :twisted:

Nice to read these comments. I guess I missed out on something here....
So it was not obvious(man?) whether "it" was a he or a shemale?

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MadameButterfly wrote:p.s. All I know is the first day I saw we had registered around the same time and I sent a really sweet PM saying I would help and hold *me thinking "lady's" hand* here on HL and she threw it back in my face saying "Nice try" ... so I didn't after that...
yeeeeaaaaooooowww... not very nice.

And did I or did I not send you a little PM myself telling you to stay :innocent: ... yep, we know solid gold when we see it :wink: :notworthy: .
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boudicca wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:p.s. All I know is the first day I saw we had registered around the same time and I sent a really sweet PM saying I would help and hold *me thinking "lady's" hand* here on HL and she threw it back in my face saying "Nice try" ... so I didn't after that...
yeeeeaaaaooooowww... not very nice.

And did I or did I not send you a little PM myself telling you to stay :innocent: ... yep, we know solid gold when we see it :wink: :notworthy: .
I love you Claire! Our PM's will go down in history..a whole thread went to the trash can BUT when we speak about solid gold...I hear a knocking at my door... :wink:

By the way .... right back at you :notworthy: moon sister... :innocent:
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MadameButterfly wrote:By the way .... right back at you :notworthy: moon sister... :innocent:
;D :kiss:

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Which one of us is which, then...? :innocent:
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boudicca wrote: Which one of us is which, then...? :innocent:
You mean Tweedle Dee or Tweedle Dum?!

I have no idea... :roll:
Motz said I was Tweedle Debs but I still don't get it. :roll: :lol:
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MadameButterfly wrote:
boudicca wrote: Which one of us is which, then...? :innocent:
You mean Tweedle Dee or Tweedle Dum?!

I have no idea... :roll:
Motz said I was Tweedle Debs but I still don't get it. :roll: :lol:
That's 'cos it's a crap joke :lol: ...

But forgive Mike, he has his mind on other (filthier) matters... :innocent:
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