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Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 21:53
by robertzombie
Even if there is life on Mars how will 'they' know whether it's life they've found? Surely it won't be like Earthly bacteria? There might be life all around on Mars and they just don't realise it, maybe it's all invisible! ;D

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 22:03
by Izzy HaveMercy
robertzombie wrote:Even if there is life on Mars how will 'they' know whether it's life they've found? Surely it won't be like Earthly bacteria? There might be life all around on Mars and they just don't realise it, maybe it's all invisible! ;D
You ignorant fool! ;D

Image

IZ.

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 22:10
by MadameButterfly
Mars with us on it ... who cares what was before us ... we'll just be there

;D

Bet our natural powers will be better than now.

Posted: 25 Jun 2008, 00:06
by James Blast
... and then the fighting takes over

Posted: 25 Jun 2008, 21:48
by markfiend
robertzombie wrote:Even if there is life on Mars how will 'they' know whether it's life they've found? Surely it won't be like Earthly bacteria? There might be life all around on Mars and they just don't realise it, maybe it's all invisible! ;D
It's a good point actually. I'll ask some of my xenobiology contacts... :innocent:

Posted: 25 Jun 2008, 21:51
by robertzombie
I look forward to the simplified reply ;D

Posted: 25 Jun 2008, 22:31
by James Blast
and you will wait...

Posted: 25 Jun 2008, 23:26
by 6FeetOver
robertzombie wrote:I look forward to the simplified reply ;D
I don't! Bring on the full-pointyhead version, Fiendykins! I can take it. ;) :P :lol: :von:

Posted: 26 Jun 2008, 01:56
by EvilBastard
robertzombie wrote:Even if there is life on Mars how will 'they' know whether it's life they've found? Surely it won't be like Earthly bacteria? There might be life all around on Mars and they just don't realise it, maybe it's all invisible! ;D
I think it will look a lot like...

Image

Has anyone seen my coat? :roll:

Posted: 26 Jun 2008, 14:58
by EvilBastard
British steam-powered car in land-speed record bid

It's all well and good to know how it works, and how fast it will go, but we must never lose sight of what's truly important from an English perspective:
Teh Graunida wrote:The steam, at 400C, hits a turbine and turns a shaft, which makes the wheels go round. You could, apparently, make 23 cups of tea a second with that sort of heat.

MS Office 2007 for notalot (not spam, neither)

Posted: 26 Jun 2008, 15:27
by EvilBastard
Just got an email from our Dir IT, so I'm pretty confident that it's not spamalicious. Microsoft [ptooie] has a scheme that allows employees of something called Volume Licensing Software Assurance customers (generally big companies who buy lots of licenses for MS products) to get their paws on MS Office 2007 for $20.

For anyone looking for the suite (and it is stressed that under no circumstances should you be copying the DVD for a friend, loved one, child, student, unemployed person), if you work for a large outfit, this might be useful.

Posted: 26 Jun 2008, 15:29
by James Blast
MS Orifice be de Debil's work

Posted: 26 Jun 2008, 18:02
by markfiend
robertzombie wrote:I look forward to the simplified reply ;D
Basically they're looking for chemicals that are unlikely to be generated by non-living processes: high molecular-weight organics, stuff like that. Methane and ammonia (which have been detected) are possible signs of life but not unambiguous. There's some info here

Re: MS Office 2007 for notalot (not spam, neither)

Posted: 26 Jun 2008, 20:47
by mh
EvilBastard wrote:Just got an email from our Dir IT, so I'm pretty confident that it's not spamalicious. Microsoft [ptooie] has a scheme that allows employees of something called Volume Licensing Software Assurance customers (generally big companies who buy lots of licenses for MS products) to get their paws on MS Office 2007 for $20.

For anyone looking for the suite (and it is stressed that under no circumstances should you be copying the DVD for a friend, loved one, child, student, unemployed person), if you work for a large outfit, this might be useful.
Bad news is that your director of IT is probably on the take here. :evil: It's supposed to be for nowt.

Posted: 27 Jun 2008, 00:41
by MadameButterfly
EvilBastard wrote: Image
ooo...yum! no delicious.... hmmmm...lovely!

Jesss!!!!!!!

Posted: 01 Jul 2008, 17:56
by 6FeetOver

Posted: 21 Jul 2008, 11:57
by paint it black
CLT - Arcana ~ Dressed In Lime :eek:

Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 11:59
by Pista

Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 15:23
by Obviousman
I was watching CNN (don't ask) earlier where they had an interview with the guy. I wasn't listening but as big words on screen screamed 'Man that glued himself to UK PM' I was wondering whether they meant "glued" or actually glued :eek: :lol:

I wouldn't be happy if someone did it to me :urff: :lol:

Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 15:38
by Honeythorn
I don't want to think of the mental, let alone physical anguish that would be caused by glueing yourself to Gordon Brown :urff:

Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 17:59
by weebleswobble
Have canoe sales gone up or down :?:

Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 18:35
by Pista
weebleswobble wrote:Have canoe sales gone up or down :?:
I think they went from side to side

:lol: :lol:

Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 18:38
by James Blast
weebleswobble wrote:Have canoe sales gone up or down :?:
are you sans paddle perhaps? ;D

Posted: 24 Jul 2008, 13:30
by timsinister
That's Not My Name.

There should be an exam to pass before you can procreate! :eek: :P

Posted: 24 Jul 2008, 13:50
by Obviousman
timsinister wrote:That's Not My Name.

There should be an exam to pass before you can procreate! :eek: :P
:eek: :lol:

There was something in Belgium about a Porsche being given away to the first person who changes his/her name (first or last) to Gerolsteiner (a brand of water). Who comes up with these things :roll: